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  • its just me
    its just me 2 жыл бұрын +25

    At 2:32 that kid just melted my heart. So sweet!

  • 𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖓𝕯𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖌

    I think I’ve never seen anything more cute and hilarious at the same time!

  • ChainReaction
    ChainReaction  Жыл бұрын +29

    I believe that child is trolling her father by saying 45 instead of 35. LMAO

    • Kestrel Corbett
      Kestrel Corbett 2 ай бұрын +1

      yesterday i acsadently called my mum 50 shes almost 44

  • Lucy Gallardo
    Lucy Gallardo 2 жыл бұрын +7

    Great video Kyoot! Your videos made my day & roll on the floor laughing

  • Susan Jay
    Susan Jay 2 жыл бұрын +72

    The little one who didn’t pru shaded it. Hysterical

  • madi
    madi 2 жыл бұрын +28

    “Do you want a brother?”
    “Do you want a sister?”
    “What do you want then?”
    “Pizza rolls...”
    *Professionals have STANDARDS*

  • Scarlett Batterham
    Scarlett Batterham  Жыл бұрын +28

    6:24 the way she looks at her dad after he says she can’t have any beers 😂😂😂

    • dee MAVERICK
      dee MAVERICK 7 ай бұрын

      Root beer she can have.

    • SmolSuNikki
      SmolSuNikki  Жыл бұрын +1

      It made me think of "Animal" from The Muppets! x'D

  • Meike Seitz
    Meike Seitz 6 ай бұрын +1

    I laughed so hard at the 3:38 - 3:59 one

  • Emma Donoso
    Emma Donoso 2 жыл бұрын +6

    soy de Chile 🇨🇱 amo ver tus videos aunque casi ninguno los entienda :)

  • Ashley Concepcion
    Ashley Concepcion 9 ай бұрын

    Got up at 12 am to watch this and it made me laugh 😂

  • Nancy Francis
    Nancy Francis 2 жыл бұрын +55

    1:57 oh she’ll make a great lawyer. Poor Clarabell though😂😂

    • Kestrel Corbett
      Kestrel Corbett 2 ай бұрын

      plot twist there is no clarabell! and she doesent exist i would have said a random name and blamed it on them🙃

    • Gerard Jayetileke
      Gerard Jayetileke 7 ай бұрын

      That sounded like it was straight out of a disney movie 😂😂

  • Best Reactions
    Best Reactions 2 жыл бұрын +1

    My sunday was even happier thanks to your video!

  • Cindy Scoggins
    Cindy Scoggins  Жыл бұрын +1

    Kids are blessings these kids are really blessings 😂💓😂

  • Elaine Delvecchio
    Elaine Delvecchio  Жыл бұрын +7

    I envy people who get to have great-grandchildren. I met a woman on a boardwalk by the beach in the state where I live and she was chasing her 2-year-old great-great-grandson. I stopped him for her and wound up having an extensive conversation with her. She was a lovely lady. She had gone to the boardwalk with her grand-son-in-law who was the little boy's grandfather. Her daughter was the little boy's grandmother. Four generations were staying in a beach house to enjoy the beach and each other.

  • Coiny7
    Coiny7 2 жыл бұрын +2

    Im dying from the laughs😆😆😆😆😆😂🤣🤣😂

  • Mollie Haines
    Mollie Haines 2 жыл бұрын +16

    8:23 had me laughing though

  • Hewo
    Hewo 2 жыл бұрын +15

    Lol keep up the amazing work!

    • Hewo
      Hewo 2 жыл бұрын +1


  • Beef Stroganoff 445
    Beef Stroganoff 445 2 жыл бұрын +40

    1:57 Omg, she’s talking about Clarabell from Mickey Mouse, while Mickey Mouse is playing in the background.

  • Hanna Sivac
    Hanna Sivac  Жыл бұрын

    I love your videos Kyoot!! You make me to laught😂 This is the best video that i ever see😀🤣

  • The Unicorn
    The Unicorn 2 жыл бұрын +1

    Omg I can not stop laughing 🤣😆😂

    • Annette youtube
      Annette youtube  Жыл бұрын

      I know! I have a huge smile on my face!

  • BFBIsAwesome (road to 1000 subs!!!)

    3:32 got me laughing so fricking hard


    I haven’t watch this in a long time Ago this brings backSo much memories

  • coldfalldays
    coldfalldays 2 жыл бұрын +5

    1:27 i died lol haha

  • Laney Hesse
    Laney Hesse  Жыл бұрын +3

    My brother and I wanted to name our brother Ketchup Kentucky. Like straight up that was what we wanted to name him when our perents asked if we had any ideas lol 😂 we were 3 and 5

    • Lynn Kanerva
      Lynn Kanerva  Жыл бұрын

      My nephew has two daughters, one just started college, and the other has a year or so of high school. When they were expecting the first baby, he joked that if it's a boy they'd name him Axel Tyerod. Axel was my grandfather's name, and tyerod(like parts of a car). With his sense of humor l wouldn't put it past him if he did. Fortunately, they had two girls.

  • Mrs. Styles Harry's real wife#miss1DALOT

    I HAVE to laugh at the girl in the third clip for calling her mother by her real name, kids are SAVAGE. Also the forth clip cracks me up, imagine calling the cops just because your mum won't go back to Burger King for chicken fries(which are amazing by the way). Does anyone else think the cute kid at 1:41 kind of looks like Harry Styles as a kid, he is SUPER cute

  • Cloudy Kittenz
    Cloudy Kittenz  Жыл бұрын +2

    Part 1:57 is so funny the mom is like who stole the muffins and the little girl is like looks at TV then she yells CLAREABELL I'm laughing over here lol

  • X-2_22
    X-2_22 2 жыл бұрын

    Keep up the good job kyoot love ya

    • Kyoot
      Kyoot  2 жыл бұрын

      Thank you! 🦄

    HAZEL ANNA 2 жыл бұрын +1

    Lol so cute 🤣🤣😂😂

  • Lynn Kanerva
    Lynn Kanerva  Жыл бұрын +1

    The little girl who said l can't take this anymore.... reminded me of when my now 25 year old gr. nephew was that age. He wanted to stay the night at grandma and grandpa's house so bad. About 1:30 in the morning he had a hard time going to sleep. He sat up in bed, rubbed his eyes and with a fat lip and alligator tears shook his head and said l just can't do this 🥺. Ssoooo... grandma and grandpa had to take him home, it was only like 8 miles away.

  • Chulo
    Chulo  Жыл бұрын +1

    Watching this can cure depression, that’s what they don’t want you to know.

  • bunnyjeanies
    bunnyjeanies 2 жыл бұрын +6


  • Sunny Star-  🇲🇽
    Sunny Star- 🇲🇽 2 жыл бұрын +3

    These kids are one of the funniest

  • Zoro
    Zoro  Жыл бұрын +83

    "What about dad? "

    • Angela Cuming
      Angela Cuming  Жыл бұрын

      true true

    • Happy Cookies
      Happy Cookies  Жыл бұрын +1


    • Say My Name
      Say My Name  Жыл бұрын +4

      Whoever thought that's funny got something awfully wrong. Like that mom...

    • Ann Marie
      Ann Marie  Жыл бұрын +4

      I would have told my daughter that I love dad and so do you. Some of these kids are fresh.

    • ♥︎𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫♥︎
      ♥︎𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫♥︎  Жыл бұрын +2

      NO poor dadddd

  • TJ Vander Woude
    TJ Vander Woude 2 жыл бұрын +64

    I remember my parents told me that my brother REALLY wanted a sister so that he could have a sibling that wouldn’t like his toys... (im a tom boy :) and i like his toys)
    And then before i was born he wanted to trade me for a puppy,
    Then he just straight wanted to name me Jesus.

  • Madison Hall
    Madison Hall  Жыл бұрын

    OMG the kid that was about to call the cops on his mum for not ordering him some chicken fries was the funniest one: ok that's it, I'm calling the cops give me your phone (mum laughs) give me your phone I'm not kidding, I'm not playing with you GO BACK THERE

  • Cute child games!
    Cute child games! 2 жыл бұрын +72

    "Do you want brother or sister?"
    Lol thats me I cried when I saw my little brother cause I thought I would see puppies

    • Gordon Lohnes
      Gordon Lohnes  Жыл бұрын +1

      @155chipmunkz i raised 5 kids and I've seen and heard it all😂😂 kids are wonderful

    • 155chipmunkz
      155chipmunkz  Жыл бұрын

      Kids are overrated anyway.

    • Stovetopmusic40
      Stovetopmusic40 2 жыл бұрын +1


  • Dan Man
    Dan Man  Жыл бұрын +1

    God is great, God is good. Oh...a booger! Amen.

  • strobe9
    strobe9 7 ай бұрын

    1:42 such a cute kid but he must have heard 'calm down' a lot to know that

  • Utubs
    Utubs 2 жыл бұрын +1

    I’m still considered a kid, so here is a story I am going to tell. Once I was playing Minecraft with my pals, and it was enjoyable, and while on a VC I screamed “KILL THE BABY” because I wanted to kill the baby pig, yes, it does nothing for us, but we were on the move so- my friend was extremely confused and without context it made it sound like, what it would sound like, killing a baby. And to rub salt into the wound, my baby cousin was only a few months old, granted they are not there because a virus is running around, but still, it could have easily been put out of context and just- anyways, have a good day!

  • Linda Kay
    Linda Kay 2 жыл бұрын +2

    God is great
    God is good
    Let us thank him
    For this food

  • Valerie P.
    Valerie P.  Жыл бұрын +2

    Kid on the motorcycle, I'm thinking man that kid has skills! Crash. Laughed so loud I scared myself.

  • Eris Khaos
    Eris Khaos 2 жыл бұрын +19

    0:29 has the same energy as: “don’t call me lady! Call me mom or mother”
    ‘Okay, lady, I love you buh-bye’ “sigh”

  • taurus kala
    taurus kala 2 жыл бұрын +125

    0:37 "911, what's your emergency?" "My mom doesn't want to get me chicken fries!"

    • taurus kala
      taurus kala  Жыл бұрын

      @Judith Sixkiller I agree. I wonder why his mom didn't say something to him after he bit her arms?

    • Judith Sixkiller
      Judith Sixkiller  Жыл бұрын

      @kadenbane Alcohol is often involved.WAY often!

    • Judith Sixkiller
      Judith Sixkiller  Жыл бұрын

      @taurus kala Kid's aren't born that way. They have to be carefully taught.

    • Judith Sixkiller
      Judith Sixkiller  Жыл бұрын +1

      @taurus kala One smaller kid tried but I could refuse service at that salon . The older kid (at least 6-8) was behaving absolutely normally until mumsy came close to supervise , Then he threw a huge fit after he asked for an expensive toy and was told "not this time". I told her that it's against the law for me to physically restrain a child , one of us might get cut. It would be a terrible haircut and that I wasn't going to just allow myself to be bitten!
      She crawled across his lap and held him down while he screamed and bit the living s**t out of her arms several times! She stopped to rest from the pain. Declaring " I don't want my poor little boy to be traumatized!"
      ( I wasn't allowed to refuse service at that company.)
      He probably eventually cut her up into pieces for her credit card or something.
      Entirely her own damned fault at that point.

  • Swapnil
    Swapnil  Жыл бұрын +1

    Dad - Joy how old is Daddy
    Joy - 45
    daddy - no 35
    Well she is not wrong, he is going to be 45 in 10 years

  • Jordan Monson
    Jordan Monson 2 жыл бұрын +1

    These videos are so funny.

  • Abbi Primary Email
    Abbi Primary Email 2 жыл бұрын +6

    6:05 ing I love this kid

  • BFBIsAwesome (road to 1000 subs!!!)

    Mom: Do you want a brother or a sister?
    Baby: Puppy!!!

  • kkuromi
    kkuromi 2 жыл бұрын +7

    XD i love the one where the girls like "die chicken die" and her brothers reaction

  • Nuzhat Zabin
    Nuzhat Zabin 5 ай бұрын +1

    And then we can dye.But… I DONT WANNA DIE!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • J A
    J A  Жыл бұрын

    I’m gonna try🤫 next time someone yells.😱

  • Brenda Asong
    Brenda Asong 2 жыл бұрын +6

    Dad: what about dad??
    Kid: nobody loves you.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's sad

  • Lila B. Stevenson
    Lila B. Stevenson  Жыл бұрын

    Oh my goodness 🤣

  • Paraplegic octopus
    Paraplegic octopus 2 жыл бұрын +5

    0:27 That kid went to the Ron Swanson school of social interaction.

  • Simply Golly
    Simply Golly 2 жыл бұрын

    i loved the 45 one.

  • Jennifer G
    Jennifer G  Жыл бұрын

    5:45 Awww I thought he was trying to sing 'I Want a New Drug'.

  • Timothy Ross
    Timothy Ross  Жыл бұрын

    Little girl with the hat, your mama is just teaching you to do for yourself.
    You'll thank her some day.

  • 💚Commander ShatteredBlue💚
    💚Commander ShatteredBlue💚  Жыл бұрын +4

    This reminds me of me tearing open an innocent mouse- 2:13

  • Stovetopmusic40
    Stovetopmusic40 2 жыл бұрын

    The ckinin fries was sooo funny lol

  • Laugh with Baby
    Laugh with Baby 5 ай бұрын

    Lovely baby

  • Funny Awesome
    Funny Awesome 2 жыл бұрын +63

    Great video. Thanks for sharing

    • tp778987
      tp778987  Жыл бұрын

      The first is the best way ↕️ the same time of day of the week before the end of the year for Doing it right and making it past the door to God sore not bad I miss all right I’m a girl I am a boy oh yeah boy OK so say Stephanie

  • Mark Lewis
    Mark Lewis 2 жыл бұрын +19

    yay u posted a new vid i was just randomly wandering on your channel

  • Peter Navin
    Peter Navin 2 жыл бұрын +3


  • Danielle Brooks
    Danielle Brooks  Жыл бұрын +1

    3:57 i love my daddy

  • worcestershire sauce
    worcestershire sauce   Жыл бұрын

    I don't PRU-SHADE this video enough

  • xychea.
    xychea. 2 жыл бұрын +29

    "I'm not pru-shaded it."

  • Meadow Fawn🌿🌷
    Meadow Fawn🌿🌷 2 жыл бұрын

    Singing about having a stinky 🤣

  • אריאל גולני
    אריאל גולני 2 жыл бұрын +1


  • Dave john.
    Dave john.   Жыл бұрын

    i wonder what made the child at first think there is a puppy in her tummy

  • 𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗
    𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 2 жыл бұрын +4

    Who else misses Joel

  • Jennifer DuPuy
    Jennifer DuPuy  Жыл бұрын +2

    Lmbo. My son was 3 and I said "we are going to Miami" later he says, mommy "when are we going to UR-AMI"

  • Harper Minix
    Harper Minix 26 күн бұрын +1

    7:07 it it is so weird and hilarious at the same time

  • River of Fire
    River of Fire  Жыл бұрын

    That's the "A Hole"......🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • Jaytube456
    Jaytube456 2 жыл бұрын

    Hi I love your videos

  • val ୨୧⋆ °
    val ୨୧⋆ ° 2 жыл бұрын +10

    *has a flash back to the kidz bop Karen*
    Uhh the good ol days

  • Its.AniseAda
    Its.AniseAda  Жыл бұрын

    The girl where she says ‘die chicken die!’ Look like coraline

  • EmptyGatoradeBottle
    EmptyGatoradeBottle 2 жыл бұрын +3

    Wait... it's a crime to not buy chicken fries?!

  • Alinda Ralarala
    Alinda Ralarala 2 жыл бұрын +19

    The 45 kid 😂😂 she's literally installing it to her dad that no man give up you 45 😂😂

  • fordva
    fordva  Жыл бұрын +1

    1:51 he looks like joker OMG

  • Enakshi Parua🐈
    Enakshi Parua🐈 2 жыл бұрын

    Does anyone realise that a Playpen is basically a cage for kids

  •  Ekam sibia
    Ekam sibia  Жыл бұрын +3

    2:02 ** looks back** **turns back creepily** ClArAbELL!!!!!! CLArAbELL!!!!!! Maybe SHE ToOk Em!!!!!!

  • ★ Kawaii Girlz ★
    ★ Kawaii Girlz ★  Жыл бұрын +1

    0:43 is it weird my cousins name is Colton lol :)
    Young boy: I don’t put-shade it
    Mom: you don’t appreciate it?
    Me: where did you get appreciate it from I would say pushade it

  • luna Roblox
    luna Roblox  Жыл бұрын +1

    My mom's asleep and I am awake

  • Bruce Wagner
    Bruce Wagner  Жыл бұрын

    Butts? Lol 😆🤣😂 yes sometimes that can be a horrible animal.

  • We laugh
    We laugh 2 жыл бұрын +95

    omg i laugh so much so much that my mom was telling you are goin mad

    • MISK’Z ART
      MISK’Z ART  Жыл бұрын

      Well… ur channel name clearly says we laugh

    • Emilee Biello
      Emilee Biello 2 жыл бұрын

      What does that mean lol

      KING SKAI 2 жыл бұрын +3

      Me too I usually watch this kids at night so my room mate will be saying am going mad

  • DaBucket♧ZD
    DaBucket♧ZD 8 ай бұрын

    This was posted on my birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉

  • ChupapiMunanyo
    ChupapiMunanyo  Жыл бұрын +4

    7:00 👁😂😂

  • Nehuen Javier
    Nehuen Javier 2 жыл бұрын +13


  • Yazdan Khan
    Yazdan Khan  Жыл бұрын +1

    If the kid @ 2:40 dyed his hair red he would look like chucky from child’s play!!

  • Diane Siggins
    Diane Siggins 2 жыл бұрын +3

    Why is the mom just standing there and recording when her child is in a cage and cant get out !

  • Lon Googol
    Lon Googol  Жыл бұрын

    6:38 Did nobody notice the zip tie on the cage? Am I missing something here? Doesnt seem like the kid "locked himself in".. weird

  • Amy McComb
    Amy McComb 2 жыл бұрын +1

    1 57 best one also the first one

  • Ava4Ever
    Ava4Ever 2 жыл бұрын +1

    That crazy girl, poor chicken

  • Tessa T.
    Tessa T.  Жыл бұрын

    Dad? You took that standing? That was a put down!!