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New Rule: Explaining George Santos | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)


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  • Jose Meme Arquivo
    Jose Meme Arquivo Ай бұрын +2682

    As a Brazilian, allow me to be the first to apologize to everyone in USA for this guy.
    But on the bright side, now he's not our problem anymore.
    Good luck, thanks for taking this nutcase off our hands.
    And in my defense, we didn't vote for him here, you did there.

    • maxhammertruth
      maxhammertruth 5 күн бұрын


    • smokeyhoodoo
      smokeyhoodoo 16 күн бұрын

      @rodolfo ribeiro "He was born and raised in Queens, NY. He's made in USA :)"
      A true anglo boy, totally didn't try to sterilize them a hundred years ago

  • Jon T
    Jon T Ай бұрын +651

    He's like the candidate an AI chat bot would write if you exposed it to hours and hours of news media segments, Facebook comments, and political debates

    • JeyRuff
      JeyRuff 11 күн бұрын

      @Glitch (There's a glitch in the emoji-matrix. 🕶️)
      What is that, middle-school emoji code? --J

    • GeoS
      GeoS Ай бұрын

      🤣🤣🤣LOL!!! The first ChatGPT candidate.

  • John Andrews
    John Andrews Ай бұрын +466

    Santos was also the First Lady in 1776, invented the microchip BEFORE he invented electricity, he stormed the beaches of Normandy in 1944 and he broke the sound barrier in a rocket powered aircraft. He also won five gold medals in six consecutive Olympics, and he holds the world's record for free diving and can shoot an arrow across the United States in one shot.

    • ToriRadaich
      ToriRadaich 10 күн бұрын

      ​@Karen Paasche genius!

    • JeyRuff
      JeyRuff 14 күн бұрын

      @Ed deSa (Ed, Edd, & Esa! 😋)
      If you're a Trump fan, I'm not sure you want to compare speaking flaws of the 3 recent U.S. presidents.... --J

    • Ed deSa
      Ed deSa 15 күн бұрын

      @Mr. D, No that would be Burisma Biden.

    • Ed deSa
      Ed deSa 15 күн бұрын

      Nah Burisma Biden already claimed those or he would if he could have remembered to and said it comprehensibly without his word salad problem ;)

    • Sonia Bowles
      Sonia Bowles 24 күн бұрын

      I just want to know if he's the man for the job? He's definitely overqualified.. hardy har!!

  • Aurel Corstan
    Aurel Corstan Ай бұрын +41

    Honestly. This dude is a legend.
    Jokes aside, this case perfectly highlights the problem with our society, perfectly.
    And Bill nails it. People care about image and good feelings more than facts and substance.

    • mejsjalv
      mejsjalv 22 күн бұрын

      Proves the point that a liar and bullshitter can easily get elected. To do that on this day and age... that's almost reckless behaviour. And appealing to pretty much everybody, that's next level trolling. And a good example of just not giving two sh!ts about anything. Sounds like a shady character straight out of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia".

    • Jakob Lessner
      Jakob Lessner Ай бұрын +1

      For real. Electing Chewbacca to the senate is one thing, but a con artist where we don’t even know his real name to congress is legendary without a freaking doubt!

  • Karen Paasche
    Karen Paasche Ай бұрын +246

    The insane part is that Santos has been caught in all these lies and yet the GOP refuses to oust him from Congress. If they really think he's fit to serve our nation, I no longer have any hope for our country at all.

    • Chuck Shepherd
      Chuck Shepherd 18 күн бұрын

      ​@Dina YevelevOK, tell me, what Trump lies? This should be good. 😆

    • Ryan Barrett
      Ryan Barrett 23 күн бұрын

      @medde so would democrats. No side is better than the other when it comes to making their jobs

    • Sashe K
      Sashe K 27 күн бұрын

      💯💯💯💯💯 literally in tears at the reality of this. Mostly I weep for our children.

  • Tom Clifford
    Tom Clifford Ай бұрын +158

    "If you're hazy on the details of his life, don't worry, so is he" got me 🤣

  • Jeremy Elliott
    Jeremy Elliott Ай бұрын +1021

    He's like an AI generated politician.

    • Deez Nuts
      Deez Nuts 17 күн бұрын

      @Dee i used it for my apa citations and it beats chegg or any other bs website full of ads that makes you pay for shit that AI can do for free, lets ride it till it takes our jobs

    • Roshan Shivnauth
      Roshan Shivnauth 19 күн бұрын

      ​@Trouble Clef ìil

    • Jeremy Elliott
      Jeremy Elliott 24 күн бұрын

      @R M 🤦🏽 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • R M
      R M 24 күн бұрын

      Can’t be. AI involves intelligence.

    • Lisa-Marie Sauvé
      Lisa-Marie Sauvé Ай бұрын

      Oh darn that is so correct I don’t know what to say hahhaha

  • MRO
    MRO Ай бұрын +116

    Bill, you make me laugh uproariously and want to cry at the same time due to the stupidity of others.

  • Nancy McMonarch
    Nancy McMonarch Ай бұрын +195

    This could have been SO easily prevented back in November. Bill left out the part where most of the people in that district were 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥. (-‸ლ)

    • Sparky Thancztwise
      Sparky Thancztwise Ай бұрын

      @Lynn Carter and possibly exhausted with fabrication fatigue and news cycle onslought

    • Dale Cox
      Dale Cox Ай бұрын +2

      @Bruce Tillotson Give the whole score Biden 2 Trump 0, with Santos tossed out of the game.

    • Gabriele Overweg
      Gabriele Overweg Ай бұрын +1

      @Bruce Tillotson Did you miss your English class again?

  • TheRoblove11
    TheRoblove11 Ай бұрын +35

    Santos is pretty much like 'Yeah, I lied to get here, so what. I'm already here so I won, you can't do anything about it.' What a class act.

    • TheBubbelove
      TheBubbelove Ай бұрын +1

      I guess he figures if everyone else can lie, so can he.

  • Georgette Cosenza
    Georgette Cosenza Ай бұрын +45

    You just gotta love Bill Maher's humor.

    • Iminumst
      Iminumst Ай бұрын

      The one liners were great in this, they just kept rolling with wit.

  • Blake Bruner
    Blake Bruner Ай бұрын +42

    Bill is a good thinker. He is spot on how Santos hoodwinked everyone because we are all in our own bubbles, or silos, and that we are all lost in our isolated universes, with no objective point of observation.

    • JeyRuff
      JeyRuff Ай бұрын

      @Iminumst (I moved to 7829 😉 just kidding)
      Oh, you're commenting from Santos's point of view, is that it? Because that seems more like bubble-hopping than bubble-breaking. 🐇 --J

    • JeyRuff
      JeyRuff Ай бұрын

      @Iminumst (I'm in, um... St. 7828. We're neighbors! 😁)
      Who's "y'all"? --J

    • Iminumst
      Iminumst Ай бұрын

      Jokes are on yall. I spend half of my political time in extremely racist discords, and the other half pretending to be a transman on twitter and retweeting every Democrat supporter. It's easy to break the bubble.

  • Concernedviewer01
    Concernedviewer01 Ай бұрын +604

    Come on, give this guy a break. Being the 1st man on Mars he has my respect. Also single handily capturing Bigfoot was amazing too.

    • JeyRuff
      JeyRuff 11 күн бұрын

      @Mike M. (rk1un-ning in circles 🌀)
      Do you want the USA and it's people prospering? --J

    • Mike M.
      Mike M. 11 күн бұрын

      @JeyRuff Why would I care what you think or believe?

    • JeyRuff
      JeyRuff 11 күн бұрын

      @Mike M. (Hey, put the k-12 in your "rk1un" -- Teachers Rock! 🧑‍🏫)
      Did you avoid answering your 3rd grade teacher's questions also? *My mind is NOT already made up; I'm ready to seriously consider your evidence.* So what can you tell me about the ones you say are corrupt? --J

    • Mike M.
      Mike M. 11 күн бұрын

      @JeyRuff You sound like my old third grade teacher.

    • JeyRuff
      JeyRuff 11 күн бұрын

      @Mike M. (Let's reach an rk1un-derstanding! 👍)
      Who is "the corrupt"? What evidence makes you sure they are corrupt? What makes you sure that they can't or won't change for the better?
      Please answer all 3 questions, I've noticed people tend to skip some. Thanks! --J

  • Phil 556
    Phil 556 Ай бұрын +10

    Brilliant, brilliant, commentary! Bill, you are spot on with the George Santos story. You’re on fire lately, sir!

  • Agustín Ureña
    Agustín Ureña Ай бұрын +10

    Brilliant monologue, just brilliant. You can be smart, funny, deep and hilarious, all at once.

  • CLM SonofKrypton
    CLM SonofKrypton Ай бұрын +40

    It scares me that he gets to keep his job.

  • Trumps hair-flap in the wind
    Trumps hair-flap in the wind Ай бұрын +8

    Who Santos is (no pun intended) and how he got elected all rolled into one great analyzation…thanks Bill you summed it up perfectly.

  • Thomas Jeremy Visser
    Thomas Jeremy Visser Ай бұрын +12

    I want a movie of this man's life where they show all the timelines of his achievements and weird events.

    • Freddie West
      Freddie West Ай бұрын

      Thier is it called catch me if you can, watch it and tell us what you think

    • Bill Zardus
      Bill Zardus Ай бұрын

      Which "this man" are you referring to, genius ?

  • Rigo Robles
    Rigo Robles Ай бұрын +3611

    It should be a criminal offense to lie to the public to get into public office.

  • Dexter Smith
    Dexter Smith Ай бұрын +15

    Spot on as usual! You can attempt to be everything to everyone and end up being nothing to anyone.

  • Robert Strong
    Robert Strong Ай бұрын +31

    This was absolutely Brilliant.
    This video is a perfect example of your skill .

  • Carl Grant
    Carl Grant Ай бұрын +6

    "Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters." Albert Einstein..

  • Bastiano Gr
    Bastiano Gr Ай бұрын +24

    Even if I didn't agree with anything Bill Maher says, I'd still have to laugh my butt off, since it's just brilliantly written and perfectly delivered. 🙌🏼👏🏼
    Also, (much like George Santos), it manages to cover both extremes of a scale. In this case funny and grim at the same time. Brilliant.

  • Kathryn Mills
    Kathryn Mills Ай бұрын +3

    I agree Rigo! In addition, all politicians should have to pass an in depth mental health exam. If it was a criminal offense to lie to the public we would probably have 2 people serving in Congress. 😊

  • Sugar Dragon
    Sugar Dragon Ай бұрын +317

    The truly amazing thing is that this is not illegal and that this conman will actually get to stay and make the laws that will affect our lives. Truly our system is broken beyond repair. 😪

    • p k a 52
      p k a 52 Ай бұрын

      Get him out. A liar has no place in Congress oh over half would be gone then. How sad we have become.

    • Tina
      Tina Ай бұрын

      No doubt.

    • Metallian81
      Metallian81 Ай бұрын

      Well I need to run for political office then.
      I can be whoever the people want me to be. Just give me a little time to fabricate my story to whomever I'm trying to win over at the moment.

    • Kevin Strother
      Kevin Strother Ай бұрын

      @Louis Yeostros You still support that Y trash, Dolt45?

  • Fordham Russel Christiania
    Fordham Russel Christiania Ай бұрын +52

    I appreciate your approach to teaching to my understanding this just proves we need to learn each passing day.
    Thank you Lord.

    • Dylan Billy
      Dylan Billy Ай бұрын

      God bless Y'all and have a blessed day ahead

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      Jackson Bruno Ай бұрын

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      lappidiana Ай бұрын

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  • Arnold Gonzales
    Arnold Gonzales Ай бұрын +1

    Santos is best described as a stand up comedic materials that will hit big stages.

  • happy little trees 239
    happy little trees 239 Ай бұрын +19

    He's like the Steven Seagal of politicians

    • Muire Suilgorm
      Muire Suilgorm Күн бұрын

      Unfair to Steven Segal. He did actually make some movies.

  • Drew Branch
    Drew Branch Ай бұрын +92

    “I would say,you can’t make this shit up,but he just made this shit up”🤣🤣🤣☠️

      SCOTT MILLER Ай бұрын

      His Corn Pop story is true.

    • Travis
      Travis Ай бұрын

      @Leah Stone Lol.

    • Leah Stone
      Leah Stone Ай бұрын

      Just like Bill made up this idea that dems voted for Santos, even though it’s demonstrably untrue?

    • Resolve T Sharing
      Resolve T Sharing Ай бұрын


  • Sho
    Sho Ай бұрын +2

    I love how freaking honest you are❤

  • T BONE
    T BONE Ай бұрын +607

    “The key to success is sincerity. If you can fake that you've got it made.” ― George Burns.

    • Tina
      Tina Ай бұрын

      For real. Lol

    • Jacob Garcia
      Jacob Garcia Ай бұрын +1

      @Lambro this

    • BirdDogey1
      BirdDogey1 Ай бұрын +3

      He is probably the most honest member of Congress.

    • mortenthorpe
      mortenthorpe Ай бұрын +5

      an average person stands out as brilliant amongst the utterly stupid. this is why people attain to be amongst the stupid - every one of them thinks they are the average one in the crowd, so the brilliant one in other words…

  • F D
    F D Ай бұрын +2

    I do find it amazing how select politicians can lie constantly and not be challenged and yet they go after others… very selective

  • Laura Miller
    Laura Miller Ай бұрын +3

    Thank you Bill!! Wish everyone listened to you! We would be better!

  • Hin Ong
    Hin Ong Ай бұрын +4

    The man of all seasons/ The lady of substance.

  • Snerd Terguson
    Snerd Terguson Ай бұрын +5

    We're all gonna feel like idiots when his girlfriend from a different school comes back from her modelling job in Canada and shows us pictures of all those neutered cats mourning Georges mother on 9/11.

  • Glorious Vigor
    Glorious Vigor Ай бұрын +3

    "US Rep. George A. Santos-R also considered himself a phenomenal title winner in *America's Got Talent* show... All the way!"

  • Farah M
    Farah M Ай бұрын +580

    Great points. Santos is a reflection of where we are. The fact he won should be a warning to us, that we have to do better. Sadly I don't think people will change.

    • madhatter pahineh
      madhatter pahineh Ай бұрын

      @Sheila G You're right. My lies that I have told in my lifetime no where near rank up to politician level status, I could never get elected compared to the clowns both parties are pushing to the top these days.

    • Metallian81
      Metallian81 Ай бұрын

      I don't see a change happening either, and it's beyond sad.
      There isn't a single politician who doesn't lie. The only difference is how big and often are the lies.
      No one in the government cares about the people, and if they did, they'd be cast out by all sides. They can't have a truthful politician, it'll make them all look bad. Not that these politicians need any help in that regard. 🤦‍♂️

  • Christopher robinson
    Christopher robinson Ай бұрын +12

    "This guy literally lied about chopping off a cat's nuts. And that takes a lot of balls!!"
    Best line of this whole goldmine of a segment
    😂😂😂😂 ..., im dead now.

  • Alden Rogers
    Alden Rogers Ай бұрын +13

    How the eff can anyone who has been proven to lie, especially that much, about themselves and their background not be immediately disqualified from any public office?!

    • D H
      D H Ай бұрын


  • thobani madlala
    thobani madlala Ай бұрын +3

    He was in the 1996 worldcup where he scored 10 goals

  • Sharon Wood
    Sharon Wood Ай бұрын +16

    I’m surprised Santos didn’t say he did his own surgery on the brain tumor he “claims” he had

  • Mary Cook
    Mary Cook 26 күн бұрын

    Happy Belated Birthday Bill! Enjoy your show!

  • Concepcion30
    Concepcion30 Ай бұрын +271

    This is the funniest Santos monologue I've seen. A lot of the night shows have hired someone to play him, but those still don't compare to this. Spot on!

    • geraldo
      geraldo Ай бұрын +1

      @Tobirama Senju relax, no biggie we will all get through this swill in the next 5 years together. i have high hopes for humanity.

    • geraldo
      geraldo Ай бұрын +1

      @don't want this good point

    • Bob Martin
      Bob Martin Ай бұрын +3

      Agreed. Maher hits the bullseye that almost all of the Santos-related 'comedy' misses: This guy (and whomever bankrolled him) custom-tailored his entire fabulist schtick to win the NY-3 district. And, he's the first of his kind, probably not the last. We now live in a world of "Build-a-Bear" and "bespoke imposter" elected representatives... PS - the 'Baruch volleyball' lie was directly smooching the hosts of the radio show he was on - they both have daughters that play high-level / scholarship volleyball... listen to the interview.

    • Tobirama Senju
      Tobirama Senju Ай бұрын +1

      Let's just say it out loud Stephen Colbert is bad. We all know it. You see the jokes coming a mile away because they're so rudimentary and rely on the same tired set up night after night. Not making any commentary on Bill I don't watch him much.

  • Jakob Bauz
    Jakob Bauz Ай бұрын +3

    Hahaha that line about the Proud Boys in the end. Simply delicious.

  • Angus Friesian
    Angus Friesian Ай бұрын +2

    That was the best analysis I have yet heard of how Santos got elected.

  • Purple Lamington
    Purple Lamington Ай бұрын +2

    As an international viewer, im shocked he made it so far lying his way to the top.

  • Anactaneustheeleventh
    Anactaneustheeleventh Ай бұрын +4

    I don’t watch much of Bills show, but this segment was hilarious, he cracked me up with the:
    Oh and he’s gay!!!
    🤣🤣🤣 I was like: Of course!!! Why not!!! He’s lied about everything, why not say that he’s gay too.🤣🤣

  • A Mc
    A Mc Ай бұрын +1

    So funny and so true!! I love him!!!

  • Sina
    Sina Ай бұрын +419

    "Just remember. It's not a lie, if you believe it."
    -George Costanza

    • eyeseer1
      eyeseer1 Ай бұрын

      The Big Lie existed from Goebbels to Trump.
      It’s not about substance with politicians it’s about the presentation.

    • anonymous johnson
      anonymous johnson Ай бұрын +1

      Yes, and beliefs that are not true can make people commit atrocities.

    • bored1ca
      bored1ca Ай бұрын

      @Mark9898 whatever Earl.

    • Mark9898
      Mark9898 Ай бұрын

      @bored1ca Have it your way Nancy.

  • ToAbideInGod'sLoveMattersMost
    ToAbideInGod'sLoveMattersMost Ай бұрын +1

    George Santos was accurate about this much: fact checking of resumes is not up to par.

  • Don Gardner
    Don Gardner Ай бұрын +2

    Happy Birthday Bill
    love your comedy and comments

  • Nico
    Nico Ай бұрын

    LOL 😂 this man is a legend!

  • Jkm
    Jkm Ай бұрын +4

    As Bill ages, he looks more and more like a real-life Simpsons character.

  • Daniel Sasseville
    Daniel Sasseville Ай бұрын +6

    "Blow them after a couple of beers..." lmfao

  • Bakeartist57
    Bakeartist57 Ай бұрын +439

    not only was Georgie a Volleyball Champ, but he also went over the Niagra Falls in a canoe and climbed Mount Everest in high heels. very impressive.

    • TEQ Snukka
      TEQ Snukka Ай бұрын +1

      He didnt say he was a cross-dresser, he said he was mostly gay... So he climbed Mt Everest in a tight jean shirt while drinking a Cosmo...

    • Cynthia
      Cynthia Ай бұрын

      @AmericanPatriot14Actually, he was wearing stilettos.

    • AmericanPatriot14
      AmericanPatriot14 Ай бұрын +2

      especially in high heels. Very impressive indeed!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • steve
      steve Ай бұрын

      Also don't forget the Bubba Gump Shrimp empire. Since he also went by the name of Gump, and probably Bubba as well.

    • Pauline Gallagher
      Pauline Gallagher Ай бұрын

      He also invented the phrase 'pardon my French', and he designed that new addition to the Guggenheim during his years as an architect. Oh wait, no, that was George Costanza '

  • Sonya Weinreis
    Sonya Weinreis Ай бұрын +5

    I missed you sooo much Bill, glad you are back

  • Debby Brady
    Debby Brady Ай бұрын +2

    Thanks Bill, I needed the laugh.

  • keyissues10
    keyissues10 Ай бұрын +1

    Then Santos evolved to greater achievements, he is now able to preform a duel non-locality of being in 2 places at the same time, and yet he is only one person.

  • Kev Ma
    Kev Ma Ай бұрын +1

    Maher at his best!

  • G Mock
    G Mock Ай бұрын

    God bless you, Bill! 😂😂😂

  • eric heine
    eric heine Ай бұрын +609

    Most famous George Santos quote
    "I'm not the hypocrite I claim to be."

    • Herm Edwards
      Herm Edwards Ай бұрын

      @JoAnne Foster They knew about him but didn't take him serious. People around him quit. The local paper put a story out and they called him Scamtos. They didn't think he had a chance until the donations came in and the maps were redrawn.

    • Pauline Gallagher
      Pauline Gallagher Ай бұрын

      what a hypocritical thing to say

    • edwinrivas18
      edwinrivas18 Ай бұрын +1

      Nah your wrong , it has to be “ I never claimed to be Jewish , I said I was Jew-ish”

    • Andy Yong Yew Kuan
      Andy Yong Yew Kuan Ай бұрын

      I know what's the problem, It's all CHINESE 😂😂 Happy Chinese New Year 🧧😝 OLA! ChatGPT here..🤭

  • Susan Taylor
    Susan Taylor Ай бұрын +2

    His campaign financial statement is probably a fun read

  • NaturalBornSkeptic
    NaturalBornSkeptic Ай бұрын +1

    Love the editorials. Always thoughtful, funny, laced with uncomfortable truths.

  • Nels Rinden
    Nels Rinden Ай бұрын

    Finally...a man who is every man's (and women's) man. A man truly everything to all people.

  • Frances Grumblatt
    Frances Grumblatt Ай бұрын +2

    Santos should do Stand Up Comedy, he’s quick!

  • John Gerard Ó Gríobhtha
    John Gerard Ó Gríobhtha Ай бұрын

    They also re-drew the NY district 3 ? It was a safe blue district for years until they re-drew the district lines, which made it a tossup

  • Oluwafemi Ogundolie
    Oluwafemi Ogundolie Ай бұрын +315

    i really do wish there were more shows like Real Time. The importance of having people with opposing views debate one another, is very essential

    • Joey Scott
      Joey Scott Ай бұрын

      @Jane Byrne
      Yeah. The thing also about HBO..they are allowed to say bad words. So I also think it's about money because the audience laughs when Maher uses foul language.
      So it's comedy and political all in one. lol

    • Jane Byrne
      Jane Byrne Ай бұрын

      I agree. I don't have HBO (or HBO Max), but a big part of our current situation is that we are in our little information bubbles. People want to be comforted, they want their opinions affirmed not criticized. But we should not concede to this. Let these people find out differing opinions on a show where they don't expect it. We need to revive the Fairness Doctrine (and make it applicable to Cable and Social media).

    • eemoogee
      eemoogee Ай бұрын

      @Joey Scott The Green Party has a similar platform as Bernie's campaign. Green New Deal, smaller military empire, Medicare 4 All, etc...

    • Joey Scott
      Joey Scott Ай бұрын

      What does the green represent?

    • eemoogee
      eemoogee Ай бұрын

      @Joey Scott You're right. That's why I voted Green for president last time.

  • Christopher Style
    Christopher Style Ай бұрын +1

    Seems like a success story in the making... or at least a very intriguing Made For TV movie.

  • 60gregma
    60gregma Ай бұрын +5

    OMG. This is GOLD. This is Emmy material.

  • Clive Hyman
    Clive Hyman Ай бұрын

    Brilliant, Bill.

  • Caliopy music
    Caliopy music Ай бұрын

    So much truth it hurts!!

  • Nancy Shumway
    Nancy Shumway Ай бұрын

    Thanks for keeping us same !!!

  • Rahoul G
    Rahoul G Ай бұрын +119

    This is one of the wittiest New rules segments in a while. This is Real Time Satire at it's best

  • Sir Reptitious
    Sir Reptitious Ай бұрын +3


  • The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just

    Don't worry, he'll soon have hosted the Oscars too.
    Probably around the time he was roommates with Nelson Mandela in a cloister in France...

  • Bud Sak
    Bud Sak Ай бұрын

    Quite honestly, Volleyball champion was genius. The few volleyball followers are looking around, pointing at Santos, saying aloud to people within hearing distance "I don't remember that guy playing volleyball at all." Meanwhile, no one else has any clue.

  • Emil Aubry
    Emil Aubry Ай бұрын

    Thank you for being objective and highlighting the absurdity of both parties!!

  • m k
    m k Ай бұрын

    Spot on assessment.

  • Lucifer B Satan
    Lucifer B Satan Ай бұрын +18

    The fact that a member of congress is sitting there laughing about all the lies her fellow republican told to become a member, tells us all we need to know about where this country is headed.

  • Beatrix Jansen
    Beatrix Jansen Ай бұрын

    Bill always makes my day.

  • Sashe K
    Sashe K 27 күн бұрын

    ALL WELL SAID 💯💯💯💯💯

  • Reginald Garner
    Reginald Garner Ай бұрын +1

    After "the big lie," anything goes...and it works!

  • Graham McFadyen Hill
    Graham McFadyen Hill Ай бұрын

    Liked the bit about the cat charity. Nice of George to go first. Snip.

  • Michael Ferri
    Michael Ferri Ай бұрын

    He jumped into every possible victim hood character category if you could find and nobody bothered to check

  • Nolan McGahan
    Nolan McGahan Ай бұрын +300

    George Santos’s biography will be a choose-your-own-adventure book. I think he is the greatest performance artist to ever live. It’s like Borat but he’s actually an elected official.

    • Bill Zardus
      Bill Zardus Ай бұрын +1

      Who's a bigger liar than former President Blowhard, genius ?
      The Republicans can't get rid of Santos because too many
      of them are lying almost as much.

    • TheBubbelove
      TheBubbelove Ай бұрын +1

      He's in competition with Biden.

    • Jay Bee
      Jay Bee Ай бұрын

      @Bill Zardus Do you speak Truck Driver? Biden is a truck driver. Look it up on Snopes.

    • Bill Zardus
      Bill Zardus Ай бұрын +1

      @Jay Bee
      I'm very sorry but I don't speak HillBilly.

  • James Bobreski
    James Bobreski Ай бұрын +1

    Right on target as usual!

  • Chris Scott
    Chris Scott Ай бұрын

    I'm sure many would agree, that this oh so spot-on description of the guy would be way funnier, if only it wasn't true.
    Good work sir, and Happy Birthday.

  • Lisa McMillon
    Lisa McMillon Ай бұрын

    You are the best in so many ways!

  • bellagirl girl
    bellagirl girl Ай бұрын +1

    so true -- it all comes down to tribalism and which team you're on. requires no thinking.

  • Lucy Lee
    Lucy Lee Ай бұрын

    Kinda makes me wish I wasn’t on the same volleyball team with him now!!!

  • bradley163
    bradley163 Ай бұрын +247

    Jon Stewart said it best when he described Santos as dreadfully mediocre.

    • C’mon Man!
      C’mon Man! Ай бұрын +4

      Jon Stewart is mediocre. An intellectual paper tiger.

  • Eleanor Polchinski
    Eleanor Polchinski Ай бұрын

    Glad your all back !❤

  • Mrs.Spicer
    Mrs.Spicer Ай бұрын +6

    Every terrible thing that can happen to a person has happened to this man... Sorry to this man.

    • capricorn11
      capricorn11 Ай бұрын

      @Mrs.Spicer 😂

    • Mrs.Spicer
      Mrs.Spicer Ай бұрын +1

      @capricorn11 you don't understand sarcasm...not my problem.

    • capricorn11
      capricorn11 Ай бұрын

      @Mrs.Spicer mmm k

    • Mrs.Spicer
      Mrs.Spicer Ай бұрын

      @capricorn11 sarcasm

    • capricorn11
      capricorn11 Ай бұрын

      wtf are you talking about

  • Rayelle Johnson
    Rayelle Johnson Ай бұрын

    Crazy part is I had an ex like this. The gift of gab is a fascinating trait. The doors he opened with his lies WOOSH.

  • Ty Cannah
    Ty Cannah Ай бұрын

    Santos is a dose of reality, virtual reality. He can honestly say that he has never stated the truth. Does that mean he is now honest?

  • Khanya Ncoyini
    Khanya Ncoyini Ай бұрын

    You have to give him credit though, he worked the system, noticed a loophole and took advantage.

  • Michael Humphrey
    Michael Humphrey Ай бұрын +319

    There's a simple way to explain George Santos: He read the art of the deal.

    • Wayne Nance
      Wayne Nance Ай бұрын +1

      Art of the steal

    • Artist
      Artist Ай бұрын

      Boom 💥 😂

    • Jan Wooley
      Jan Wooley Ай бұрын

      ​@Herr Keyser Soze lol

    • ZyroSqrd `
      ZyroSqrd ` Ай бұрын +2

      @MPH MPH Similarly, Santos can confirm that God is opposed to any discussion of sexuality or Critical Race Theory, given Georgie's integral role in writing the Bible.

    • ZyroSqrd `
      ZyroSqrd ` Ай бұрын +3

      @Jeremy Warren "Read " = books on tape for Georgie.

  • stavros333
    stavros333 Ай бұрын

    Brilliant Maher!

  • Lawrence Feldman
    Lawrence Feldman Ай бұрын

    Lawn Guy land! Great place to bring up your food! Go George! Shouldn't his name be Costanza instead of Santos and wasn't Costanza a marine biologist? Or a Yankees big wig? Ah,shit! Happy Birthday Bill!

  • Alex Harrison
    Alex Harrison Ай бұрын +1

    Kim Jong-un could really learn a thing or two from Santos about absurd boasts