I didnt laugh but I thought the joke was done already and the punchline was that Vegetarians are always talking about how wonderful they feel since they became vegetarians. Like that joke... -how do you know a guy is a vegan? -IDK -No worries, he will tell you.
I now want to use this joke to tell my wife. I know she hates hearing Dad jokes but it's fun to say them to her as it's funny to see her reaction to it. Nice one man 👍🏻
The sean connery joke was truly superior. And here's my dad joke one liner: "If a python grew legs and started running, would that make it a marathon?"
I’m a mom and I’ve made it a goal to watch dad jokes videos so I have tons of jokes for my kids! They are officially known as mom jokes in this house 😂
2:20 What did the vegetarian say to the doctor? - I feel good. Lol how the guy cracks up at this point because he thinks that's the end of the joke because vegetarians don't get sick.
Végétariens do get sick they just tend to not get too much weight since plants have a lot of fibers and fibers make you feel full after just some grams of food.
@shooteiurchhcucjcjfhhf I did get the joke. I was just sayinv that Ache is pronounced "Ake" not "A CH". Ache who dosent really sound right. It would be ACH who like in attACH.
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That Sean Connery joke is legendary and perfectly delivered.
All of the studio literally laughed on that joke😂
i can't stop repeating that part hahahahaha
Man that was the only dad joke I laughed at
Yooo
I'm a 1000th like
I agree by 2000%
This should be a professional sport if it isn’t already.
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Bjørn Nyeng B7G Erritsø Fællesskole, Erritsø Bygade ?
"What did the vegetarian say to the doctor"
"I don't know"
"I feel good-"
*Other guy starts laughing already*
I legit thought the joke ended right there and paused it for a while to lmao. Then resumed and discovered he hadn't even gotten to the joke yet.
@Cuby what did @N3bloons say
Vegetarianism is the Christian way.
I didnt laugh but I thought the joke was done already and the punchline was that Vegetarians are always talking about how wonderful they feel since they became vegetarians.
Like that joke... -how do you know a guy is a vegan? -IDK -No worries, he will tell you.
*21 century humor intensifies*
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent
"When it's a full groan."
@Mønkey XD good one dude
Please stop
Oh shit, this is the father of all dad jokes.
god damn
I don’t know what’s funnier the jokes or the guy laughing in the background😹
I think the jokes are more funny
He was probably killed by the producer afterwards but it sure was fun
He’s paid for that
The reason I laughed wsa because of the guys in the background. 😂😂😂😂
After 20 seconds The toilet paper joke finally hit me and I couldn’t stop giggling for 5 minutes 🤦🏻
@Kitori hahaha! Nailed it! I like jokes. As a non-English speaker, I feel American dad jokes are charming as well. Thanks for your explanation
@Andy Toilet paper is used for wiping, what crack do you often wipe with a toilet paper?
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Fun fact
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
@Andy someone must have thought he felt like home and tossed it at him.
Why can't you fart inside an Apple store
Because it doesn't have Windows
I now want to use this joke to tell my wife. I know she hates hearing Dad jokes but it's fun to say them to her as it's funny to see her reaction to it. Nice one man 👍🏻
IM FUCKING CRYING
Aim tshoked
This is too true since I'm in an Apple store which doesn't have no 'Windows' whatsoever.
I choked a pill
"What did the vegeterian say to the doctor?"
"I don't know"
"I feel good-"
*Instant laughter*
@-oFrenzy are you vegetarian? XD
@zMjCkY- because, vegetarians don't get sick
😂😂😂
The Sean Connery one had me laughing for an hour, I didn't see it coming 😂
Me neither 😂
What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car?
*Carlos*
Hahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
As a Mexican, I like this joke.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA NICE JOKE, GREETINGS FROM MEXICO
@LightsOfDream I'm Carlos and I don't even come from mexico XD
All Carlosea around the Mexico: 🥺😕
The sean connery joke was truly superior.
And here's my dad joke one liner:
"If a python grew legs and started running, would that make it a marathon?"
@babis babinos I do very much hope so
@Mindwipe96 thanks 😂
I'll give you a like since I've actually never heard that one before.
Would it?
Ahem prepare your self for the worst joke ever...here it goes...
Ahem
Whats the diffrents between a snow man and a snow women?
*Snowballs*
STOP IT, LUL
LMAOOO NOOOO
Lol
Difference*
well *ho ho ho* i say
Im sorry to my future kids, you have to hear this jokes when you are grow up later..
wait what
Who said ull have future kids jk
these* ... grown up*
Nandita Dwiky Be proud. They will know true laughter.
My dad tells bad jokes to but I have to laugh
I love the chemistry between the last two dads 😂 just like "bi-son"
Dito
Lmfao same
The way Jon said " no eye deer " really made me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Want to hear a construction joke?
I'm still working on it
You gotta wait for the “build up”
@RianReon You act like every comment on youtube is gonna be original bruh
Ok that was a very smart joke!
@Reon r/woooosh
@Reon Epik
Sometimes I will legit not laugh at a joke, but the crew guy's laughs kill me😂
I don’t usually tell dad jokes...
But when I do, he usually laughs
@Mayo Cult still a funny joke
@Maxor oops thats my fault, i typed without thinking
@Mayo Cult that's electricity
@Dimitris Zahariadis 👁👄👁💀💀💀
This kinda made me cry.
It made me cry internally.
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don't worry, he woke up.
**Jin windshield wiper laugh**
@ruby IKR!!!
This is leJINdary
No reply viewing or reading more. Yeah, I think he woke up.
ARMYYYYY!!!!! lol sorry XD
Inserts *RM'S screaming laugh in the back*
I’m a mom and I’ve made it a goal to watch dad jokes videos so I have tons of jokes for my kids! They are officially known as mom jokes in this house 😂
"Adam drew the short straw"
Damn, round hadn't even started and he already went for the *low* blows.
Yeah that was kinda rude but acceptable...
My wife tried to unbuckle the car seat with one hand and said “How do one armed mothers do it?”
“Single-handedly”
2:20 What did the vegetarian say to the doctor?
- I feel good.
Lol how the guy cracks up at this point because he thinks that's the end of the joke because vegetarians don't get sick.
Végétariens do get sick they just tend to not get too much weight since plants have a lot of fibers and fibers make you feel full after just some grams of food.
@Chungus is a memer r/wooooosh
Vegetarians also get sick and dont woooosh me now if i did not get the joke
No,he must have heard that joke before
@Silk ?
knock knock
who's there?
dishes
dishes who?
dishes a very bad jokes
No they're not >:0
@kacey I gotta be complicated. Using bad jokes is dish-honorable. :)
@The Eternal Superstar * come on don't be so complicated
That was a good one 😁
@kacey That joke's all washed up :) lol
Hello dishes me again ! 🤣🤣😂🤣😭👍👌 looolll ❤🤣
"He Mist"
OMG I'm dying 😂
Hi dying, im dad
I literally said that a second before he dropped the punchline.
The way the guy struggled to keep it together after was sending me
Aka he missed
Better reply than don't know would be "Don't have the foggiest"...💁🏻♀️
"What did the vegetarian say to the doctor? I feel good" And then he starts laughing as if the joke had finished, that really made my day
2:47 This joke was the best. You can see the difference but I know the pain of being short.
6'9"
I had the pain of being short but then I had a growth short in sixth grade now in eleventh and 6’1”
Ian Lex I know the pain of being tall.
“What’s orange and rhymes with parrot? A carrot!”
“That’s dumb.”
*So dumb it make me laugh. Why.*
All of them are the most Dad looking men I’ve ever seen
My Dad's passed away but, he'd have laughed his ass off at this. He always made me laugh 😂 my lungs out.
Good stuff. xD
I love the mexican guy, he is so funny and cute. 😂😂😂
Him and the pastor are the best pair. Bison.
That mini-soda joke was hilarious 😂
The way they tell the jokes is a thousand times funnier than the jokes themselves
The guys in backstage laughing for every joke are my spirit animals
Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees?
They are really good at it.
I don't get it
@Cayleigh MacKenzie Not epic
@Cayleigh MacKenzie no.
What! You should of said :Cause they are really wood at it😂😂😂😂😂
How does the elephant hide in a cherry tree?
.
.
It paints it's toenails red.
I'm so glad this exists. A dad joke-off. I should've found this so long ago. My only dream. My only desire.
That Man Laughing in the background Actually Made Me laugh
You cute
I almost died laughing.
These simple jokes are too much for me
These are so wholesome, good on you guys. First one *is* better but I enjoyed them both
This is the most intense exchange of dad jokes I've ever seen
Laughing at the guys is almost as funny as some of the jokes...👌
They look like they are at a funeral trying to cheer themselves but also not trying to look too happy
What's the best place in the world ?
A graveyard
Cause people die to go there...
Jay Barot ᴅᴀᴍɴ ʙʀᴏ...
That's pretty good 😂
@um Why do graveyards have gates.
Because people are dying to get in.
...
can you please make a part 3?? this is so good lmao
We need part 3 now 🙌😂
How did I react when I found out my new toaster wasn't waterproof?
I was shocked.
Wait
**I didn't use read more.**
You died.
Sorry I meant you were shocked (I still didn't use read more)
That's a powerful message
Wow, that's shocking
I could never work in a comedy production, I'd be laughing just as hard.
I was dying laughing at that orange carrot one
What did the grape say after it was stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine
What did the ocean say to the sand?
Nothing it just waved
**I didn't use read more.**
Nothing, it just let out a little w(h)ine.
The hippopotamus then proceeded to murder the grape's entire family
@Max Dubz, it’s whine and wine get it?
oh boy that is a good dad joke there, it made me laugh
1:12
LOL, I love how the team laughs as well 😅😆😂
Can't wait for part 3.....this is hilarious😂😂
I like how serious they are 😂
Oh My God I’m dying😂😂
I can’t stop replaying this video😂😂😂
Dad jokes are proof that boys don't grow, we just get older with more added responsibilities and stress. which is where the humor comes from
4:26 these guys!!😂😂😂😂
They forget to not laugh, I was dead too😂😂😂
"Adam drew the short straw". 😂😂😂 that was brilliant!!!
The first two guys were the funniest to me cause they were so serious 😂
Oscar is my absolute favorite! He gets me laughing because he can't stop.
"Why couldn't a toilet paper cross the road"
"Because it got stuck in a crack"
I'm crying😭😂😂😂
that bison jokes still got me to this day
Knock knock..
Whos there?
Ache
Ache-who
Bless you
**I didn't use read more.**
Bless you.
@shooteiurchhcucjcjfhhf i think it’s from Joker
Reminds me of Im In The Band but instead of Ache it was Ash lol miss that show 😩😭💔💯
@shooteiurchhcucjcjfhhf I did get the joke. I was just sayinv that Ache is pronounced "Ake" not "A CH". Ache who dosent really sound right. It would be ACH who like in attACH.
Sean Connery one had me dying 😂
I want a infinite series oh this. I can watch this for hours. Awesome video 😊.
3:33 his reaction is priceless.
I love the fact that he laughed about the vegetarian that just feels good
Very glad that this was in my recommended😂 my dad would never be smart enough to make these
I have No-eye-deer what's happening😂😂😂😂
Neither anymore
Ahsan Bilal what do you call a blind neutered deer?
Still no f**kin idea 😂
I thought no, either
makes sense with brit accent. NO-EYE-DEA.
I could watch this all night😂🤣
I’m so glad you guys made a second one 😂😂
The camera crew laughing in the back made me laugh
Am I the only who is waiting for Fathers day for them to release another one?
5:13 the face you make when you don’t know what your friend was talking about but you agree
Me trying to tell a joke
Me : what did th- HAAHAHHHAHAA
Friend : are u on drugs again?
I see myself
laughing at your own joke is such a dad thing
I demand for a 3rd part
Damn that was good!
The dishes one actually got me 😂
Those tire jokes make me laugh so hard
3:56 i just love how he doesnt get his own joke
i went to see a magician the other day he was turning every one into wind turbines i am a big fan
I don't know if other people got this this one but I sure did AND IT WAS HALARIOUS
That knock knock joke is the best one I've ever heard
I literally laugh throughout 😂😂
He should’ve stopped at “I feel good” 😂
I love how the one guy laughed at the vegetarian joke before he even got to the point.
On the news there was a guy who got hit in the head with coke
But luckily he survived
Because it was a soft drink
Underrated
What do you call a chicken with no legs?
An egg
@GreenLeafSpit but that was EGGcellent
It's NOT LEGal
what
I kid you not, the best part about these comedy showdowns is all the ppl you hear laughing in the background 😂
Again, again, please do this again. Im pretty sure im gonna get sick because of the sore throat i got from laughing that much.
The toilet paper one got me good.
i love it when they have good sportsmanship
These guys are so funny 😂 godbless them all
What do you call a blind deer?
Me: *I don't know*
No-Eye-Deer
Me: *God bless his soul*
A deer with no eyes is the same answer, No idea!
I need more dad jokes like this
Wade Smith and Oscar Ortiz is the best comedic duo
I've seen so far😂
At first the straight faces scared me but then I realized these are just goofy dads lmao
We need more of this!!
😂🤣
The real funny thing is that guy laughing in the background before the joke even began😂😂
What do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
I laugh more when Oscar appears 😂😂
The guys saying the dad jokes are so tense and there is one guy in the background just dying of laughter
It's so funny cause every one in the background laughs🤣