What's funny is the "old age" option actually can apply if Failboat plays the Treasure Roads. There's a timer there, so you can die by running out of time.
I remember watching this stream around the end, what a fun concept! Personally I think it would be fun if chat was controlling Bandana dee, and you played through the game as coins damage you. This would let chat have some input without the coins immediately killing you
Can't wait for Daniel to apply the "how will failboat die" poll to his real life soon, I'm hyped for some real funny highlights involving Chat doing its best to protect Dan's life so that he naturally dies from old age, causing Chat to win the poll
Can't believe I got a gifted sub from this stream lmao, this was such a cool (and chaotic) idea! I hope we get more modded Kirby content and gambling in the future ;)
Finally, now someone made a coinless challenge in Kirby and the Forgotten Land. It makes sense because in some Kirby games, they’re just stars. But they changed it into coins, and since KZcliprs are trying to beat Mario games without coins collected, here we are.
I like how they intentionally put rocks, trash, birds, and butterflies in the middle of the walkway specifically to increase the likelihood of the player touching them. Its like "hey check out this small feature!" but ends up being devious in this challenge mode.
Only true boats of failure remember when this video was titled "do not eat". Now that the name is changed, though, I can finally have food again. Was starting to get really hungry.
All it takes to be rich is to stand in Kirby's path and also attempt to best them in combat?! If only I didn't have a heart! ...Or the necessary universe-ruler level strength to best Kirby. We are all helpless if they decide to rule the cosmos. Thank goodness it's Kirby, the most precious entity upon this blue-green marble we call Earth!
I remember I saw the beginning parts of the stream and he accidentally named one of the polls “small rock” instead of putting it as an option. We all flooded the KZclip live chat with “small rock”. It was hilarious.
“Phew, I finally made it past that level without getting a single coin. Now there’s nothing standing between me, and the goal.” “Welcome to your final test, I’m Mr.Beast.” “AH-“
What you don’t see is offscreen, Kirby is using every coin to gamble and put himself further in debt, making the mafia come after him and kill him. That’s how Kirby’s REALLY dying.
What's funny is the "old age" option actually can apply if Failboat plays the Treasure Roads. There's a timer there, so you can die by running out of time.
@alccoder on scartch i know. the point is you cant use the stones without the coins so why bother
that would be the "taking over ten minutes" sonic refrence
@Makena Forest thats after you beat the treasure road the first time youll get a rare stone instead of coins the first time you beat it
@alccoder on scartch even if they are beatable, theres no point. you need coins to use the stones gotten from them
I remember watching this stream around the end, what a fun concept! Personally I think it would be fun if chat was controlling Bandana dee, and you played through the game as coins damage you. This would let chat have some input without the coins immediately killing you
I’d like this idea and I hope it happens
That is an exceptional idea.
Yoooo zaku!
good failboat liked this comment he's okay.
so how'd you survive that bear?
personally i think it would've been fun if failboat had skin parasites while streaming this game
Can't wait for Daniel to apply the "how will failboat die" poll to his real life soon, I'm hyped for some real funny highlights involving Chat doing its best to protect Dan's life so that he naturally dies from old age, causing Chat to win the poll
me when christopher moon
Not even a surprise you are here
Hi Kris!
yo chris moon.
good to see you bud.
The addition of “It’s a Monster House!” was absolutely perfect. As a huge PMD fan, it gave me happy skin parasites
HAPPY SKIN PARASITES!?
Rose The worst part about these bots is that human nature wants to click on that link so bad
Finally, another pmd enjoyer. Monster houses filled a sense of fear in me that was indescribable and I loved it everytime lmao
@Yusuf the cat with a gun 9:10
whats the timestamp
This challenge is significantly funnier than most no coin game challenges.
@Reinbew true, failboat is good
It's failboat, what do you expect
15:48 good to know failboat just has a knife on him at all times
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Haven’t seen you around in a while
Kobeni core
*n o*
You mean you don't also keep a large, sharp knife at the ready at your computer desk at all times?
The morale of this story: greed kills.
@RoseForThoselmao copypasta and then an actual comment
And birbs.
And barbage
@Captain Blue Well, no, old age never killed.
Now BUTTERFLIES, however...
And old age
I heard Mr.Frosty's Patreon endeavor is going well. He was finally able to put all that gargantuan DUMPY to good use
I think the "There's My Ride" Rabiroo has become my new favourite Failboat trademarked Kirby character ever since "Beam Attack" Waddle Doo
@Raph Thib I replayed it like 6 times and went into a laughing fit every time lol
@Raph Thib same here
The muffled "There's My Ride !" at 16:07 sent me on a hysterical laughing fit
What a polite bear that was, ringing the doorbell to let Failboat know he had arrived. It's nice to see the wildlife in that area has manners.
The "there's my ride *boing*" sent me, my chest physically hurts from laughing
Specifically the second rabbit death where the audio was muffled, that's what made me lose my mind the most
This was a terrifying notification to get when I was about to take a bite of my bagel
kirby dropping dead amidst a shower of money at the end of each level is the funniest thing to me
Wow, Kirby games really get more and more realistic with death each game!
Kirby doing tax evasion
Paper Mario The Origami King scissors death scene: Are you sure about that
I haven't laughed this hard at a Failboat video in a while... I almost threw up my pretzels lmfao
But you shouldn’t eat
Chat saying skin parasitea when he ask what birds are under caught me off guard
I like how the chat quickly filled with ways that Failboat could die by "Natural" causes
I love how Kirby can kill gods but he now dies if he makes any income.
He is evading taxes so he has to evade money
Ever since haltmann kirby has hated capitalism
The only thing that can canonically harm Kirby: the horrors of late-stage capitalism.
or if Kirby ingests a butterfly, they just.. die
Regarding The Butterfly that killed Failboat in the first 10 seconds of the video, it's most definitely Morpho Knight in disguise
Good joke
Makes me remember the stream, especially the bear mauling part
I grinned at the end when chatty voice said «My bear is here »
Can't believe I got a gifted sub from this stream lmao, this was such a cool (and chaotic) idea! I hope we get more modded Kirby content and gambling in the future ;)
Failboat's commentary and NoteBlock's editing go together so perfectly, a Failboat video never fails to make me laugh
Finally, now someone made a coinless challenge in Kirby and the Forgotten Land. It makes sense because in some Kirby games, they’re just stars. But they changed it into coins, and since KZcliprs are trying to beat Mario games without coins collected, here we are.
I like how they intentionally put rocks, trash, birds, and butterflies in the middle of the walkway specifically to increase the likelihood of the player touching them. Its like "hey check out this small feature!" but ends up being devious in this challenge mode.
18:03: "Oh good my bear is here" I LOVE THE BIT AT THE END LOL
I took a sip RIGHT at "THERE'S MY RIDE." Oh my sides hurt.
@Haydin’s TVersAt 15:56. I was NOT expecting it.
When
I was the silly goober who came up with bear mauling.
I’m glad it was so enjoyed by the rest of chat.
Also i won a membership at the end so uh…
Amazing
I was the one who said egg allergy
A shame that Failboat died of old age but at least chat took the W
That ending was amazing. I love a good old-fashioned brick joke.
I was about to say Daniel uploading is perfect to sit back, relax and grab some snacks, but he told me not to eat, so I shall respect his request
@Rory Cruickshanks Yeah but I specifically thought of cory because of this person's pfp.😅
@Lauren Chin, Spheal Sovereign it's a thing alot of people say
Isn't "sit back, relax and grab some snacks" what coryxkenshin says on spooky scary sundays?
Laughs endlessly at the suggestion being taken. Didn't even think of enemies giving you coins, did ya? Right back at ya!
10:46 Galacta knight's last words should have been something like this
Bro, the “there’s my ride” bunny made me crack up way to much. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
Just what we needed. Another reason for us kirby fans to be terrified of butterflies
The sheer excitement in his voice at 8:33 absolutely killed me
"YES! He's broke!"
💀 x 1
Watching failboat's gambling addiction slowly develop in real time "for the bit" is certainly an experience
Finally a hard kirby game I didnt think it was possible
7:06 For the record, it was the flower. When you touch a flower, it instantly gives you a coin. The other two take some time for the coin to produce.
Decent run video! Thanks for uploading!
this was a fun stream to watch instead of studying
This was a great stream love your videos
CONGRATS YOU HAVE BEEN PICKED AMONGST MY WINNER'S DM THE NUMBER ABOVE 🥉🥉😣🥰
Only true boats of failure remember when this video was titled "do not eat". Now that the name is changed, though, I can finally have food again. Was starting to get really hungry.
3:21 I love the way he asked the question lmao
I think Failboat is actually going insane.
Out of his last 6 videos, 4 are kirby. ALL are Nintendo.
All it takes to be rich is to stand in Kirby's path and also attempt to best them in combat?! If only I didn't have a heart!
...Or the necessary universe-ruler level strength to best Kirby.
We are all helpless if they decide to rule the cosmos.
Thank goodness it's Kirby, the most precious entity upon this blue-green marble we call Earth!
9:42 Fail’s laugh is so terribly traumatic that I shall hear it throughout every aneurism throughout life…
Kirby learns the importance of not murdering people via being force fed money until death
I remember the stream, it was hilarious seeing the deaths that chat came up with
Interesting to see Failboat as a pacifist for the first time
I loved participating in this stream 😂
The chat saying "eat the enemies hammer" just gave me anime vibs like how tiff would always say "kirby, SUCK IT UP"
12:49 you can complete the race track on foot. It takes ages, but you can do it.
Lol I remember trying a coiless run in the demo and very quickly realized it was impossible at the end.
I watched that stream and I am still very happy that I guessed the next Kirby challenge
2:00 I genuinely thought it was a sponsor which made it all the funnier
This challenge actually slaps
We were all so focused on the fact that the little butterfly was a demon the whole time, we never stopped to think about the Small Rock!
CONGRATS YOU HAVE BEEN PICKED AMONGST MY WINNER'S DM THE NUMBER ABOVE 🥉🥉🎁🎊🎁
The stream was really fun and the pullboards were nice.
CONGRATS YOU HAVE BEEN PICKED AMONGST MY WINNER'S DM THE NUMBER ABOVE 🥉🥉😣🥰🎁🎁🎁🎁
Idky but the _"There's my ride."_ had me dying. 😂
Those Bun buns chose Death, Violence, and Taxes must be paid to the Kirbo. 🤣
Who knew all it took to make Failboat an Eco-activist was to make money fatal to him!
I love it when the Failboat fandom creates a new word lmao
Barbage
Yeah like jaywalking.
Barbage
~IN LOVING MEMORY OF BUNNY~
“There’s my ride”
I remember watching this entire stream and was confused why dieing of old age was so popular
When the chat member talked about a bear, I thought there'd be joke at the end, and completely forgot about the bear thing until the doorbell rang!
Oh my gosh I really want to get this one! Maybe I'll be able to this coming month.
Man you always make me laugh Fail. Thanks for making videos.
I remember watching the stream and cracking a whole time, and I personally chose old age. 😎
I remember I saw the beginning parts of the stream and he accidentally named one of the polls “small rock” instead of putting it as an option. We all flooded the KZclip live chat with “small rock”. It was hilarious.
don’t worry i’ll always starve for you failboat
2:53 Didn't expect what the hat was gonna say
this video taught me that they made different death animations for every mouthful mode object and thats pretty cool
Alternative Title: Kirby and the Coin Disease
The title is just the demon on my shoulder every time I make myself a snack
Bot
"barbage" had me crackin tf up
my favorite moment is when chat starts talking about "barbage"
This makes me want a minimum coin challenge for this game!
What a stream that was
i love how cannonically now the whole chat is its own separate character
and the tts is its voice
18:06 not gonna lie, that was pretty creative
“Do mini bosses drop coins?”
“Barrage”
The funniest line out of context for me 8:33
“Yes he’s broke!”
HAL was so rich they gave nature, animals & objects in their OWN GAME a 100th of their entire salary
16:58 “You can’t give me money, if you’re 500 feet below ground” 🤣
Dan you have made me smile when I needed it so thank you
"I don't know what the point means"
Every Failboat video to exist
What about the part where reality shattered? That was easily my favorite part.
poor kirby, bro has been through so much
I remember watching you escape the garage, not hitting rocks on the bridge, and the DRIVING TEST on the stream.
Of course he didn't hit the barbage
Game: *breaks*
Failboat: oh!
Well it would make sense, how would anyone not die of poisoning from eating metal? God Slayer or not Kirby is no different!
Ah yes, do not eat, my Favourite kirby game! Anyone else remember it?
“Phew, I finally made it past that level without getting a single coin. Now there’s nothing standing between me, and the goal.”
“Welcome to your final test, I’m Mr.Beast.”
“AH-“
Question does he delete the whole stream? Or is there a playlist that saves it?
Thank you to whoever put reflected laughter during the ghost level ilysm
Moral of the story:
Out running a boulder?
You’ll lose your smolder
Being one who attended the livestream, more than an hour of this was quite pleasing.
I can't wait for him to mess with the next game too!
What you don’t see is offscreen, Kirby is using every coin to gamble and put himself further in debt, making the mafia come after him and kill him. That’s how Kirby’s REALLY dying.
Forget Beam attack, Bear mauling is where it’s at
Turns out all the dark gods that Kirby has killed over the years had to do to win to was to ban Kirby from making any money.
For whom it may concern, the original title was "Do not eat"