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  • Ram
    Ram  Жыл бұрын +274

    That kid - “50 bucks for shining your shoes because it is going to be prettier than your wife”

    • Migel Sanders
      Migel Sanders 4 ай бұрын +2

      Kids are soo cutely direct :)

    • Charlie Carol
      Charlie Carol  Жыл бұрын

      I was going to post that until I saw this. LOL

    • JustARandomGuy OnYouTube
      JustARandomGuy OnYouTube  Жыл бұрын +1


    • J M
      J M  Жыл бұрын +2

      @Heroshima Herodes ha ha haa!

    • Heroshima Herodes
      Heroshima Herodes  Жыл бұрын +7

      @J M Yeah... One is a scammer and the other is a fraud.
      Edit: I'd get scammed by the little girl tho

  • Sweet.T
    Sweet.T 2 жыл бұрын +177

    The dad playing along at 7:25 with the cake scenario 😂😂

      FOX PAPER 8 ай бұрын +3

      funny family ...Good!!

    • Karilyn Rivera
      Karilyn Rivera  Жыл бұрын +2

      I know

    • Teddi
      Teddi 2 жыл бұрын +9

      Clicking the the 7:25 button a lot of times sounds like ay ay ay ay ay

  • Potatuh
    Potatuh  Жыл бұрын +29

    These parents are definitely gonna play these videos at the kids weddings

  • Beastly
    Beastly 3 ай бұрын +12

    I love that Arabella is totally cool with getting a baby snake and having it eat people but the second she finds out that it eats Gus the mouse from Cinderella she's like nah I'll pass LOL. That girl was looking for something to cuddle that would take out her enemies she wasn't looking to harm the horses that would pull her carriage one day LOL

  • Jana & Family
    Jana & Family   Жыл бұрын +6

    What would we do without these cute and funny kids. can't stop laughing 🤣😂

  • Little Scott
    Little Scott 11 ай бұрын +27

    The young man that said “I don’t want to do this thing” and then got off the bench press was great.

  • pas moi
    pas moi  Жыл бұрын +12

    7:30 That sheer defiance in the face of authority 😂😂😂

  • Fun and Cute
    Fun and Cute 2 жыл бұрын +26

    LOL wish you being happy all the times kids

    • Ensign
      Ensign 2 жыл бұрын


  • Fylgija
    Fylgija 3 ай бұрын +5

    The great imaginary cake dispute was *so close* to reaching a peaceful resolution... and then she gets an evil look and _CHOMP_ 😂

  • Juse Vox
    Juse Vox 5 ай бұрын +7

    1:40 that kid sounds very intelligent for his age the way he worded that.

  • Hilarious Baby
    Hilarious Baby 2 жыл бұрын +247

    God bless all of these babies! So adorable. Love them

  • E Brown
    E Brown 2 жыл бұрын +29

    All of them sooooo precious!!! And beautiful families... these are so fun to watch! But when dad gasped and told Jameson, who is something else! :), "Don't you eat that cake!" Dad was in it! Suspension of disbelief!! He cracked me up! haha!

  • Akanksha Dash
    Akanksha Dash  Жыл бұрын +32

    0:20 The way she says "ca-bah-ker" is so cute 😘😘.

  • Old Man Mercenary
    Old Man Mercenary  Жыл бұрын +12

    I'm 51...never had kids of my own..but have helped raise broods that will exist at the end of the earth..it always awesome to see the innocence we lost a long time ago renewed when your dealing with kids

  • Aditya Singh Jadoun
    Aditya Singh Jadoun 5 ай бұрын +5

    0:11 cutest most adorable baby ever🥰🥰

  • DaniDesi P
    DaniDesi P  Жыл бұрын +103

    "The Lord told me to play"
    Amen to that

      DEBAYAN NATH  Жыл бұрын +1

      That got me laughing out loud🤣🤣

  • detectiveyoshi
    detectiveyoshi  Жыл бұрын +6

    These are so cute! Thank you for making me laugh

  • Vhan Deer Zhul
    Vhan Deer Zhul 2 жыл бұрын +145

    2:51 "science mean quiet" I can't stop laughing

  • •RoyalBee•
    •RoyalBee•  Жыл бұрын +13

    Awww his face when the candles went out 🥺🥺🥺

  • Loony Toon
    Loony Toon  Жыл бұрын +81

    "Im your Baby forever" - best moment for me :D 3:20

    • TheGhostToast
      TheGhostToast 4 ай бұрын +1

      One day when she grows up her mother should remind her of that 😉

    • die1212
      die1212 8 ай бұрын +2

      yeah... that probably will age like milk

    • Urmila Shah
      Urmila Shah  Жыл бұрын +6

      Ikr😭😭😭😭 this makes me emotional

    • Carboncrossroads
      Carboncrossroads  Жыл бұрын +5

      That was SO adorable!!

  • Mr. Based
    Mr. Based  Жыл бұрын +4

    I like how the moms are just fine with that…

  • Koupenovi Squad Journey
    Koupenovi Squad Journey 29 күн бұрын +2

    So amazing to see this collection of videos. Made my day. My daughter now keeps saying alcohol she is developmentally delayed but alcohol from all things 😂

    • Kyoot
      Kyoot  29 күн бұрын +1

      We're glad you enjoyed it! Kids really say the weirdest things 😅

  • ♡Petal4Ever♡
    ♡Petal4Ever♡ 8 ай бұрын +8

    6:50 that kid is literally saying he wants a counterfeit dollar 😂

  • Epic Life
    Epic Life 2 жыл бұрын +11

    Kids are innocent. That's what makes us laugh

  • Nicole Redins
    Nicole Redins 2 жыл бұрын +32

    Can’t believe she ate the cake anyways. 😂😂

  • AllThingsTrea✨
    AllThingsTrea✨ 2 жыл бұрын +341

    The imaginary cake was hilarious

  • Julieann Fanning
    Julieann Fanning 2 жыл бұрын +15

    Love love love the little girl posing!!! She's adorable!

  • Lane Russell
    Lane Russell 4 ай бұрын +2

    Okay...when I grow up I wanna be the shoe-shine kid's dad. Totally.

  • Raptorfan69
    Raptorfan69  Жыл бұрын +10

    “ me polishing your shoes it’s gonna be prettier then your wife “ 🤣🤣 Jesus this kid a savage

  • Jack 1D1 PS
    Jack 1D1 PS 2 жыл бұрын +26

    No 2, the girl has got to be the most cutist of all children i have ever seen, my heart just sored and melted in one, fantastic child, 😆🤟

  • Hawkfandan
    Hawkfandan  Жыл бұрын +12

    1:40 sy is literally a me everytime I have to do anything remotely challenging

  • Om Prakash
    Om Prakash  Жыл бұрын +15

    loved that twenty dollars boys' expression

    • Leo Velli
      Leo Velli 11 ай бұрын +2

      He was so sure he just figured out a loophole lmao

  • Sistah Speaks
    Sistah Speaks 2 жыл бұрын +23

    Snake girl looks just like her dad 🥰

    • Piper Solanas
      Piper Solanas 11 ай бұрын

      I thought so too!

    • GK SAPMM
      GK SAPMM 2 жыл бұрын +1

      its like she got her dads head

  • Beth <3
    Beth <3 2 ай бұрын +2

    My brother used to pronounce leaf like "Leif" the Norse name (I was homeschooled for most of primary school and learnt about Norse mythology and history about the time he was learning how to speak) and leaves like "Leif's." My cousin used to call my brother coco cause he couldn't pronounce his full name

    • Kyoot
      Kyoot  2 ай бұрын

      That's funny, Beth!

  • Space Man
    Space Man  Жыл бұрын +5

    OMG the 2nd kid the little girl and the cucumber..........sooooooo cute!!!

    CLIFFORD SITHOLE 2 жыл бұрын +15

    02:48 oh man she is so cute and honest. What a Wonderful child

  • hellslayer 96
    hellslayer 96  Жыл бұрын +18

    the lord is telling me to play ,
    i died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 kids are creative with their priorities 😂😂😂😂😂

  • EzioIlMentore
    EzioIlMentore  Жыл бұрын +18

    4:40 I can see this kid looking back on this years later.

  • karen maurer
    karen maurer  Жыл бұрын +3

    You are...don't forget I am your boss! I knew the day that I had better buckle up with the baby of our family she was and is so darn cute ! Oh my Lord! We have made it so far 35 years. Loving you Steph!

  • MaryAlice’s Awesome Vids
    MaryAlice’s Awesome Vids 2 жыл бұрын +33

    Kid: it says popcorn is good for the health
    Mom: Where does it say that?
    Kid: right here 😂

    • taurus kala
      taurus kala 2 жыл бұрын

      @ArchGirl You're right.

    • ArchGirl
      ArchGirl 2 жыл бұрын +4

      Popcorn is actually really healthy if you don’t put any flavorings or oils on it.

    • taurus kala
      taurus kala 2 жыл бұрын +1

      Popcorn is good for the health, huh? 😆 Maybe we should eat it more often

  • Greg Hays
    Greg Hays 2 жыл бұрын +6

    I can’t stop laughing 😂😂🤣😂😅🤣😂😂😅🤣

  • Jordan Al
    Jordan Al 2 жыл бұрын +6

    Kyoot has the best darndest kids .

    • Kyoot
      Kyoot  2 жыл бұрын

      We try! 🦄

  • LotteryGuessMaster
    LotteryGuessMaster  Жыл бұрын +3

    So adorable 😂😂

  • Migel Sanders
    Migel Sanders 4 ай бұрын +1

    Yes and thank you for producing the video, KYOOT :-)))

  • Dafid Mubarok
    Dafid Mubarok 2 жыл бұрын +18

    0:12 Lol so cute

  • Jerry Curl
    Jerry Curl  Жыл бұрын +5

    God, I love Tiny Humans

  • Jack Donohue
    Jack Donohue 2 жыл бұрын +6

    0:05 funny thing, is that popcorn actually is healthy

  • Anbu Hyuga
    Anbu Hyuga  Жыл бұрын +7

    7:26 actual savage 🤣🤣

  • Frankin Lyngdoh
    Frankin Lyngdoh  Жыл бұрын +6

    The Lord has to tell me to play😂😂

  • MaryAlice’s Awesome Vids
    MaryAlice’s Awesome Vids 2 жыл бұрын +8

    These kids are so funny

  • mutedust
    mutedust  Жыл бұрын +5

    One time when I was little my mom asked me who the first man on the moon was and I said Luke Skywalker.
    The funny thing is I wasn't even a fan of starwars.

  • zombiesRcool90
    zombiesRcool90  Жыл бұрын +2

    oliver is my favorite person ever

  • Dunna Pruthvi
    Dunna Pruthvi  Жыл бұрын +97

    I am telling you.. That 20 dollars is a brilliant idea. He is a genius.

    • SERIES 105
      SERIES 105  Жыл бұрын +3

      @Shubhi Singh Professor he is...

    • Shubhi Singh
      Shubhi Singh  Жыл бұрын +12

      That kid will grow up and be Professor of Money Heist 😂😂

  • Blevby
    Blevby 2 жыл бұрын +5


  • Hayun Wen
    Hayun Wen  Жыл бұрын +13

    That girl who defiantly ate the imaginary cake is the best :D :D

    • kenj
      kenj  Жыл бұрын +2

      I think that was a little boy - Jameson

  • Siam Jubayer
    Siam Jubayer  Жыл бұрын +2

    Oliver has got the right idea

  • Swaggy Mochi
    Swaggy Mochi 2 жыл бұрын +1

    Got training from jin-bts
    Got training from suga-bts
    Got training from jhope-bts
    Got training from jungkook-bts
    Got training from jimin-bts
    Got training from RM
    Got training from Taehyung-bts

  • Æ S U P E R _M A N
    Æ S U P E R _M A N 2 жыл бұрын +80

    "I have to say that i cannot do this thing" Lmao 1:46

  • Jay Oriona
    Jay Oriona  Жыл бұрын +1

    Most of these kids are completely untrained and the parents are taking them for granted until they grow up to become urban menace or serial killers

  • Cheryl Alikhani
    Cheryl Alikhani 2 жыл бұрын +8

    Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder...cute like me. 😆

    • b t
      b t 2 жыл бұрын

      made me a lil nervous the way he beheld that worm. 😂

  • Chantillylanefan
    Chantillylanefan  Жыл бұрын +2

    It’s so funny when they swear hahah

  • Meech I guess
    Meech I guess 2 жыл бұрын +16

    2:17 they had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • T BLOX
      T BLOX 2 жыл бұрын +1


  • Sagarika Saraswati
    Sagarika Saraswati 2 ай бұрын +1

    It's not cucumber.. It's CA-BA-KAR 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • C4watermelon
    C4watermelon  Жыл бұрын

    Haha very funny!!

  • Lily
    Lily 2 жыл бұрын +133

    2:00 “no I want to be spider man!”
    Kid, Your wearing a Batman shirt 😂

    • Lily
      Lily  Жыл бұрын

      Saw what

    • MISK’Z ART
      MISK’Z ART  Жыл бұрын +2

      I saw that to

    • DannyDeVito
      DannyDeVito  Жыл бұрын +2

      I am 31 and still waiting to be Batman.

    • Lily
      Lily 2 жыл бұрын +1


    • Ralliedcookies
      Ralliedcookies 2 жыл бұрын +1

      @Lily oh I thought U forgot to switch accounts

  • Virginia viola
    Virginia viola  Жыл бұрын +1

    Man, I wish kids didn’t grow up...I miss my babies.

  • PrezTjus Woman
    PrezTjus Woman 5 ай бұрын +1

    The girl with the $50 Prettier Than Your Wife Shoe Shine, needs to be in Shark Tank!
    That's a sharp girl!

  • Juse Vox
    Juse Vox 5 ай бұрын

    Is t it ironic how fearless kids can be compared to adults lol

  • vakapalli usha
    vakapalli usha  Жыл бұрын +2

    Every expression and way of the talking of cute children so pretty 🙍🙍🙍🙍

  • Tony Vito
    Tony Vito  Жыл бұрын

    all kids of the world are so cute

  • Eye Media
    Eye Media 2 жыл бұрын

    Cute babies 😍😍😍

  • Antonio Cavallo
    Antonio Cavallo  Жыл бұрын +4

    Its gennaio be prettier than your wife - i died 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • taurus kala
    taurus kala 2 жыл бұрын +21

    6:41 someone needs to wash this kid's mouth out with soap 😂 also these 2 8:10 9:21

    • taurus kala
      taurus kala 2 жыл бұрын

      @Kaydin Cathey Lol

    • Kaydin Cathey
      Kaydin Cathey 2 жыл бұрын +2

      I would have got my butt whooped for a few more than just those three. Lol!

    • taurus kala
      taurus kala 2 жыл бұрын

      @Ryan ReaXts ikr

    • Æ S U P E R _M A N
      Æ S U P E R _M A N 2 жыл бұрын +2

      From a good boi to a bad boi hahah .😄to😡🤬

  • karen maurer
    karen maurer  Жыл бұрын

    Down here right here, listen up mommy!❤

  • Pets Awesome
    Pets Awesome 2 жыл бұрын +6

    I love your video so much😂

  • Unicorrx
    Unicorrx  Жыл бұрын

    I had the same shirt as the second one!

  • Precious Ejikeme
    Precious Ejikeme 2 жыл бұрын +5

    Guys, 1:48 is not a kid. That's a grown man. He's a Nigerian actor. He's an adult.

  • Meera
    Meera  Жыл бұрын +2

    I want to see if she gave back the imaginary cake, wld she be happy..🤣

  • Misscoto
    Misscoto 5 ай бұрын

    Lol these videos are cool and funny

    XRPBOLD  Жыл бұрын

    All of them are funny seriously.

  • ayisha thesni
    ayisha thesni  Жыл бұрын

    6:15 lol😂😂😂😂

  • Apurv Kashyap
    Apurv Kashyap  Жыл бұрын +1

    7:04 We all used to say that, child :) Then we all grew up...

  • høŗsęāłıçøŗñ
    høŗsęāłıçøŗñ 2 жыл бұрын +6

    Hello! I really like your vids! 😊

    • Kyoot
      Kyoot  2 жыл бұрын +1

      Hello! Thank you, glad you like them! 😊

  • Def T
    Def T Ай бұрын +1

    Its going to be prettier than your wife! 😂😂😂 that roast worth 50bucks

  • Caius Nair
    Caius Nair  Жыл бұрын +1

    the 2nd kid is so cute omg >~

  • Octane
    Octane 7 ай бұрын +1

    6:23 that wind

  • fight to win
    fight to win  Жыл бұрын +1

    2:53 you have such a great idea 🤣😂

  • jukes243
    jukes243  Жыл бұрын +1

    "don't kill a baby". From the mouths of babes.

  • Suman Das
    Suman Das  Жыл бұрын +1

    "science mean quiet"😂😂😂😂

  • Fadumo Jama
    Fadumo Jama 2 жыл бұрын +8

    The girl who was like "GO KENNY GO GO GO KENNY GO GO!!bwas acting like a cheerleader

  • Stacy Robinson
    Stacy Robinson  Жыл бұрын

    who thumbs down kidlettes??? Shame!!!!

  • JADLV Ciani
    JADLV Ciani 2 жыл бұрын +5

    OMG it is so funny

  • Jai Goswami
    Jai Goswami 2 жыл бұрын +77

    How do all moms sound the same?

    • JustARandomGuy OnYouTube
      JustARandomGuy OnYouTube  Жыл бұрын +10

      it's not a *mom* they are called *birthing* *people*
      - said by (You guys know who they are).

    • Project -77
      Project -77  Жыл бұрын +12

      And so sweet

  • _xXJanaroselleXx_
    _xXJanaroselleXx_ 2 жыл бұрын +5

    The boy wants to be Spider-Man instead of a ring boy for his parents’ wedding

  • Radhika Dharmadhikari
    Radhika Dharmadhikari  Жыл бұрын

    How funny it would be to show thses videos to them when they bring their girlfriend at home!

  • Galaxis
    Galaxis 2 жыл бұрын +5

    4:21 she identifies as an attack helicopter. We must respect that.

  • Im mt
    Im mt  Жыл бұрын +1

    The 20 dollar painter will paint a lot of money in the future.

  • Don
    Don 2 жыл бұрын +2

    She ate the cake, 🤣

  • 𝕄𝔸𝕆 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 1945

    2:05 cuz you're cute daddy!
    Vlad : aww lexi (hes so small)

  • Pretty girl123
    Pretty girl123 2 жыл бұрын +11