@French Fried Bagel They wanted a civil war years ago so they could call martial law. But when they saw that their side consists of paper thin trans vikings. They knew they needed an alternative
Worst part for me is I did wake up from a coma in 2022. A tree landed on me December 4th 2021 and I woke up in January of 2022. I always tell people I feel like I’m in the twilight zone.
I literally woke up last week from a dream and was like “whoa that was weird” and then my brain asked itself if it was as weird as reality and it determined that it was not. That’s how crazy it is right now.
@Andreas G. then you haven't been paying attention to the arguments. the only socialism that has worked was national socialism and its far past it's due date to try again.
@Tiger Tough Wdym? I don’t Think I’ve heard a reasonable argument against socialism (Or democratic socialism anyways). I don’t wanna shut any ideas down that have not been definetively proven wrong.
Jp you are exceptional. Full of respect for you. The video would have been perfect if you would have offered him bugs, and death assistance when he said he wanted to go back into a coma.
There is soooo much more mind blowing absurdity from the dystopia we now live in that could of been added to this skit. But I guess it would end up being a good 1.5 hour long video. 😂 Please be a part 2 & 3
Yea. Like California ban on gas cars. Auto companies are switching over to Electric cars that cost $60k for basic models. EV batteries that last 6 years and mining materials is killing 3rd world countries.. ect
I was in a box for 10 years essentially, went in 2012 and popped out around 2020. I had the worst time adjusting to the "New" rules. I still and probaly won't adapt well. I feel like i'm lost in another timeline. This isn't the world I left. This isn't the world I wanted to return to. It's rough seeing it all fall apart and they aren't even hiding it. Regardless I will keep moving forward!
@Alistair George no lord not that bad! I let myself immerse into the life and took no note of the passage of time. It felt like walking out of a time kapsule.
May Q: "Can you define a woman?" A: "I'm not a biologist." July: "Keep your hands of women's bodies!" Looks like they found the definition pretty quick. 😄
@Just me Someone with a combination of qualities of the following 2 being biological and 2 being sociological. 1. Female in general biological terms 2. A post-pubescent person 3. Female in terms of gender 4. Mentally mature
I felt like I was in a coma for years too. Just never noticed all the hidden agendas and the controls from people with extreme power. All these things have been cleverly hidden. But now it's like a great Awakening.
This is so relevant to me because I was born in 2003. I’ve slowly seen the downward spiral of America and it’s so saddening. My childhood was the last normal childhood in America
I was also born in 2003, but even in that span of life, I’ve watched progressivism morph from the following: Oh yeah we believe in the progressive Ness of society! To help society progress, we must see people for who they are, not disregard their physical attributes but rather not care about them, as they say nothing about the person! Everyone is an equal human being to one another, and the only way we can prevent fascism is to allow freedom of speech of everyone including fascists. We need to allow everyone to be able to think for themselves and that’s how we will have harmony in our society. We should never ever imitate the fascist philosophy by suppressing niche fascist groups, because then we would be feeding into their fire. This is why we must have free-speech, or else we would be no better than them. In 2015, this all started to change It went from what I just said, to this: Since racism keeps happening around the country, there are still people who would kill another person for the racial identity, let’s be just like them, and start to see a large part of peoples identity as their physical attributes! Let’s bring 1950s gender norms back, but Collett progressive because now you can change your “gender “! free speech? No! That’s giving way too much autonomy to the “bad “people! If they have a voice, then their body bad bad ideas might spread and then people will believe in their body bad bad ideas! Heck where has progressivism ever been anti-censorship? Gee I don’t remember! As you can see, these two definitions are very vastly different. I did actually have someone explain to me that the reason why critical race theory is important, and the reason why we should start focusing on race again, is because hate crimes towards people because of race supposedly were disregarded because of lack of “seeing rates “. What I pointed out to this person is, you can ignore Unnecessary physical attributes as being an important part of someone’s identity and still be able to see racism. I like to see the person as a person and not identify them as if I’m trying to figure out different kinds of Pedegree breeds of cats. They are human beings, and again not that I ignore New wants facial feature differences and such, but I just don’t mentally make such a distinction between Asian people and white people and Black people and so on and so forth as seems to be expected these days and how conservative used to think. The thing is, that’s now considered offensive, because yeah ideas that, because you didn’t mentally make such a large distinction between you and other people simply based off of looking a little different, there is systemic racism? I’m pretty sure that’s not where systemic racism comes from, a crucial part of the progressive movement actually causing progression. What I mean by this is, for this to be a problem, it is not the fault of this philosophy, it’s the fault of the politicians who have overtly ignored racist hate crimes instead of addressing them. You can address racial injustice without seeing somebody’s entire being as defined as “different from me “
This is actually an amazing take. Just imagine trying to explain to someone that woke up from a coma in 2000 today about the world situation so they don't get canceled.
@Keylanos Lokj - If that's what's happening, i usually just misspell words on purpose, keeping the first and last letters the same. For example pandemic = padnemic. Humans seem to understand things like mistakes and sarcasm better than an AI.
I've never been able to pick my favorite episode of JP until now- this one is it! JP you're a genius in content and delivery! Thank you so much! God Bless!
"how were people dumb enough to fall for that?" "did i mention people have blue hair now?" god this is my favourite 'responce' to anything. defo using this at some point.
I renounced the internet in 2006 until it pulled me back in around 2019. Comas and blissful ignorance can be blessings sometimes and get a bad rap imo.
@David Kennair It takes skill to edit a believable conversation between two guys when they are the same guy. The timing and lines were on point in my opinion.
"But for the rest of us, we just get used to it along the way". Kinda reminds me of Pink Floyds' Comfortably Numb. Which is exactly how the power mongers want us to be. Awesome video. Thanks.
The difference between 1976 and now is unimaginable. Not to mention 1968. Like a different world altogether. . the seventies and eighties were worlds better. . Unimaginable to those that weren't there. Unimaginable that I am here now.
You absolutely slay me! I have to keep going back so that I can get what I missed laughing too loudly. Thank you, so much. If I wasn't laughing so hard, I'd be crying my eyes out.
For me, we went over the edge: -Constitutionally in 2001 -Financially and politically in 2008 -Morally and spiritually in 2015 Mentally and psychologically in 2020
@Retrovirus I mean,at this point does it matter? The most important thing is that people are free to choose,whether right or wrong , to do what they will,very soon that choice will be removed ..
I feel like I'm still roughly the same as I was in 2003 but the rest of the world has devolved into insanity since then, seems like every passing year is more and more of a disconnect between the new norms and reason and logic
I woke up out of a coma, I was a mess with every medical hose and wire on me and in me with a hole in my neck. This guy wakes up clean like he went to be the night before.. 😂
@Obsolete Values on the side of the neck is where the artery is. I've been chokef enough times to know that a knee to the neck is a great way to pass out, specially after minutes. As they said before, the debate is if it was done on purpose.
@Cardinal Copia People saw what they were preconditioned to see, not what actually happened. The officer's knee was always and only on the *side* of GF's neck. The knee was never close to the carotid artery [jugular] (which would have stopped the flow of blood to the brain), nor was it ever close to the trachea [windpipe] (which would have suffocated him). I read the autopsy, and *three* different places said there was no damage to GF's neck. Chauvin was guilty because he kept a man high on both fentanyl and methamphetamines horizontal, which reduced the overdosed man's ability to breathe.
I love how you make reality so funny! I really have to suppress my tears when i really think about what you are making funny. Its a double edged sword. Keep up the good work!!
This is a great idea to write into a 90 minute feature film. So much hilarious dialog not even touched on. YES, you can write a script for a film that centers around 2 people having a conversation, just like the film My Dinner With Andre.
I keep saying "I wish someone would wake me up & tell me the last couple years have just been a nightmare. But they don't." Life is short, though. James 4:14 "...what is your life? It is even a vapor that appears for a little time & then vanishes away." AFTER the last second of this one, we will look back & say, "THIS is reality. 'Life' on Earth was just a nightmare." Eternity will have begun. Prayers! Keep up the good job JP. If nobody WAKES up, at least you KEEP awake those of us who ARE awake!
Oh My Goodness, JP. This is such clever comedy. Can't stop laughing. One of your best video ideas ever. You Tube is great but you should have a half hour show on TV every week.
Great stuff, JP! Been watching your channnel for a while. Just realized today that I had not subscribed yet. That has now been corrected. I learned a long time ago when I was pastoring that if you make people laugh while you're telling them what they don't want to hear, they don't realize they didn't want to hear it - sometimes for 2 or 3 weeks! Kind of like what you're doing here. Keep it up!
This skit could have went on for hours and I would kept watching. He should make a movie about this. Matter fact jp make a movie, I would purchase it. No lie
@have a happy day Dude, the guy only just woke up out of a nineteen year coma. His "friend" may have done the dirty on him by literally kuh-cold-ding [spelt to avoid censorship] him, but he's not *evil*; he's not gonna pile all of that onto a guy in one go...
JP keep these videos comming so we can at least share something to help find a way to smile and have some humor during such trying times! Thank You for posting these!
2003 is also a year when tatu went to Eurovision and if I remember correctly - they promised to disqualify tatu if they kiss or hug on stage. How ironic 😅
You're awesome JP - wish I would have discovered you years ago. But hey, now I've got years of comedic relief on hand to survive the rest of the apocalypse.
19 years is a rather insignificant span of time when you take the whole of human existence into consideration, but this just goes to show how much can change in such a short time.
Technology has a lot to do with it. The internet didn't become widespread until about the mid 90's and then everything just took off from there from news to way businesses run, etc...
THANK YOU! Simply. I hope that your character continues to let people know that they, and I, aren't alone. Allowing us to filter out and interpret the lies and corruption by reinforcing our ability to see the constant nonsense that floods our society.
You went from a comedian to a free speech warrior, to a culture warrior and now you're a common sense warrior
Oooo ooo let's dub him the Truth Ninja!! Go JP go!!! U much appreciated in the new thought warz bro
Who would have "think" it...
This guy : People have blue hair now
Also this guy : Has orange hair
“People have blue hair now?”
Yes
“Does it look good?”-
His response 🤣 BEST EVER
Blue and green. Best indicator ever. That and like 1kg metal in their faces..
Right?????
@Robert Lehnert wow. I love that.
lol
"Violet will be an appropriate color for hair when brunette is an appropriate color for flowers"-- Fran Liebowitz, circa 1989
When he said, "The civil war is being fought on a psychological level but I'm hoping it progresses to the physical" I felt that in my soul.
pls keep your wars at home, jingo us-right
Jesus Christ loves you ❤
@French Fried Bagel They wanted a civil war years ago so they could call martial law. But when they saw that their side consists of paper thin trans vikings. They knew they needed an alternative
Amen
Worst part for me is I did wake up from a coma in 2022. A tree landed on me December 4th 2021 and I woke up in January of 2022. I always tell people I feel like I’m in the twilight zone.
@xplite gaming not a thing. Went for a drive with my dogs.
@Jeff Gilbert so, did anything happen today?
@xplite gaming December 4th 2022 is tomorrow.
What happened to you on December 4th 2022?
Oh! Good that you woke up again.
the funny thing is, even if you haven't been in a coma all that time, it still feels like a nightmare that you can't wait to wake up from.
Best description I have heard
Good night baby doll
Please I know right. Am not even sure if I can survive this
I literally woke up last week from a dream and was like “whoa that was weird” and then my brain asked itself if it was as weird as reality and it determined that it was not. That’s how crazy it is right now.
it has been like this since 1517, you just didn’t notice because you approved of the decline earlier.
I woke up from a coma in 2019... I couldn't imagine if it woulda lasted 3 years longer 💀
"If you're going to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise they'll kill you." ~ Oscar Wilde
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@Andreas G. then you haven't been paying attention to the arguments. the only socialism that has worked was national socialism and its far past it's due date to try again.
@Tiger Tough Wdym? I don’t Think I’ve heard a reasonable argument against socialism (Or democratic socialism anyways). I don’t wanna shut any ideas down that have not been definetively proven wrong.
@Andreas G. nobody's perfect.
Jp you are exceptional. Full of respect for you. The video would have been perfect if you would have offered him bugs, and death assistance when he said he wanted to go back into a coma.
"making sense isn't something we really do anymore" and "did I mention blue haired people?" Thank you JP
You are a brave hilarious patriotic soldier!!Always make me laugh so much,thanks.
There is soooo much more mind blowing absurdity from the dystopia we now live in that could of been added to this skit. But I guess it would end up being a good 1.5 hour long video. 😂
Please be a part 2 & 3
Yea. Like California ban on gas cars. Auto companies are switching over to Electric cars that cost $60k for basic models. EV batteries that last 6 years and mining materials is killing 3rd world countries.. ect
and if he spoke openly probably get the video banned or at least demonitized.
I was in a box for 10 years essentially, went in 2012 and popped out around 2020. I had the worst time adjusting to the "New" rules. I still and probaly won't adapt well. I feel like i'm lost in another timeline. This isn't the world I left. This isn't the world I wanted to return to. It's rough seeing it all fall apart and they aren't even hiding it. Regardless I will keep moving forward!
What are these “‘New’ rules”? Just asking
What did you get convicted of?
@Zander Whitcroft Oh I get what you mean.
@Alistair George no lord not that bad! I let myself immerse into the life and took no note of the passage of time. It felt like walking out of a time kapsule.
If I were in a coma and woke up in 2022, I'd have no other choice than to beg them to knock me back out 😫🤣 you're the best JP!!
Jesus Christ loves you ❤
Hahahahaha
yes! better to NOT wake again.
@Tiger Indiana Long Johnson but your brain isn’t
could always go to canada, their hospitals would just force you to let them end you instead of getting you care
May Q: "Can you define a woman?" A: "I'm not a biologist."
July: "Keep your hands of women's bodies!" Looks like they found the definition pretty quick. 😄
@Mister Magician Did you read numbers?
@Just me Someone with a combination of qualities of the following 2 being biological and 2 being sociological.
1. Female in general biological terms
2. A post-pubescent person
3. Female in terms of gender
4. Mentally mature
A definition. There are many of course.
I felt like I was in a coma for years too. Just never noticed all the hidden agendas and the controls from people with extreme power. All these things have been cleverly hidden. But now it's like a great Awakening.
This is so relevant to me because I was born in 2003. I’ve slowly seen the downward spiral of America and it’s so saddening. My childhood was the last normal childhood in America
"it was a clever process based on stupidity"
-JP, 2022 (a very good year)
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"Yeah... Making sense isn't really something that we worry about doing anymore...." Way too true...
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This was hilarious, I felt like I have been in a coma for decades in woke America!
@Nick Hatt yes. Agreed. Thanks.
From "woke" to "awakened", it's a beautiful thing to see unfold.
JP never ceases to impress
I was born in 2003, so this whole conversation wrapped up everything that changed when life begun for me up until now.
2002.
I was also born in 2003, but even in that span of life, I’ve watched progressivism morph from the following:
Oh yeah we believe in the progressive Ness of society! To help society progress, we must see people for who they are, not disregard their physical attributes but rather not care about them, as they say nothing about the person! Everyone is an equal human being to one another, and the only way we can prevent fascism is to allow freedom of speech of everyone including fascists. We need to allow everyone to be able to think for themselves and that’s how we will have harmony in our society. We should never ever imitate the fascist philosophy by suppressing niche fascist groups, because then we would be feeding into their fire. This is why we must have free-speech, or else we would be no better than them.
In 2015, this all started to change
It went from what I just said, to this:
Since racism keeps happening around the country, there are still people who would kill another person for the racial identity, let’s be just like them, and start to see a large part of peoples identity as their physical attributes! Let’s bring 1950s gender norms back, but Collett progressive because now you can change your “gender “! free speech? No! That’s giving way too much autonomy to the “bad “people! If they have a voice, then their body bad bad ideas might spread and then people will believe in their body bad bad ideas! Heck where has progressivism ever been anti-censorship? Gee I don’t remember!
As you can see, these two definitions are very vastly different. I did actually have someone explain to me that the reason why critical race theory is important, and the reason why we should start focusing on race again, is because hate crimes towards people because of race supposedly were disregarded because of lack of “seeing rates “. What I pointed out to this person is, you can ignore Unnecessary physical attributes as being an important part of someone’s identity and still be able to see racism. I like to see the person as a person and not identify them as if I’m trying to figure out different kinds of Pedegree breeds of cats. They are human beings, and again not that I ignore New wants facial feature differences and such, but I just don’t mentally make such a distinction between Asian people and white people and Black people and so on and so forth as seems to be expected these days and how conservative used to think.
The thing is, that’s now considered offensive, because yeah ideas that, because you didn’t mentally make such a large distinction between you and other people simply based off of looking a little different, there is systemic racism? I’m pretty sure that’s not where systemic racism comes from, a crucial part of the progressive movement actually causing progression. What I mean by this is, for this to be a problem, it is not the fault of this philosophy, it’s the fault of the politicians who have overtly ignored racist hate crimes instead of addressing them. You can address racial injustice without seeing somebody’s entire being as defined as “different from me “
This is actually an amazing take. Just imagine trying to explain to someone that woke up from a coma in 2000 today about the world situation so they don't get canceled.
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Hilarious and sad at the same time. Such videos that stimulate reflections are needed. :) Cheers.
JP is a satirical genius
@zyklos I think you’re confusing whining with facts-based criticism. it’s normal because one side thinks the two are the same
It's not satirical, more like random whining, but with confidence
Satire is the greatest form of brutal humor 🤣🔥🎯❤️
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He is. And so is Alex Stein!!!! Both legends. So thankful. They both make me smile and laugh. Rare!!!
JP we loved this video as we love all your videos.
Can’t even begin to imagine waking up from a coma into this shitshow joke of a world.
I laughed my butt off when he was like.. no we conceived the kids right their next to you-you didn't seem to mind, lol..
we got together much after...about three months before you went in xD
lol
You're a legend bro! This is so disturbingly spot on its funny... and scary.. and sad... but hey, there's always our future!🤯🙄
This is hilarious but also makes me want to cry.
This was great! I hope JP does another one, you could make a mini series on this.
JP needs to do a part 2 of this. "Smart" phones, Netflix, pronouns, athletes, what is a woman, gas prices. Poor guy may just go back into a coma.
I can't hardly wait for this 😁😁😁
Agree
@Keylanos Lokj - If that's what's happening, i usually just misspell words on purpose, keeping the first and last letters the same. For example pandemic = padnemic. Humans seem to understand things like mistakes and sarcasm better than an AI.
Yes!!
@Foreststrike actually, Jimmy Carter created stagflation back during his term in the 70s.
This took a shit load of work. Not only the clips back and forth but to write the dialog. Super hard work and very deserving bro!
THAT was a gooooooood one! Thank you, JP! I hope everyone Wakes up!!!
I've never been able to pick my favorite episode of JP until now- this one is it! JP you're a genius in content and delivery! Thank you so much! God Bless!
"how were people dumb enough to fall for that?" "did i mention people have blue hair now?" god this is my favourite 'responce' to anything. defo using this at some point.
'purple' hair too...didnt everyone see that horrible trailer for that more recent, gross, disgusting 'star wars' movie?
i laughed so much at that too
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I renounced the internet in 2006 until it pulled me back in around 2019. Comas and blissful ignorance can be blessings sometimes and get a bad rap imo.
JP's script writing, acting, production and editing are on a different level.
It's funny but another KZclipr already did the coma skit
@Stian thats good editing. Agreed.
@David Kennair It takes skill to edit a believable conversation between two guys when they are the same guy. The timing and lines were on point in my opinion.
LOVE FROM THE UNITED STATES OR WHATS LEFT OF IT.
Dude, you are spot on every time! Thank you for sayin it like it is, ya know, without actually saying it.
"But for the rest of us, we just get used to it along the way". Kinda reminds me of Pink Floyds' Comfortably Numb. Which is exactly how the power mongers want us to be.
Awesome video. Thanks.
Just brilliant! Your humor and delivery...genuis!
The difference between 1976 and now is unimaginable. Not to mention 1968. Like a different world altogether. . the seventies and eighties were worlds better. . Unimaginable to those that weren't there. Unimaginable that I am here now.
Yes, the seventies and eighties were great
I need to see Coma Guy stumbling around society like Brendan Fraser in Blast From the Past.
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry….JP is a master at making a point very memorable.
JP is also way too good at satire.
I try to do both, but I do more crying then laughing.
I literally wrote the exact same sentence on one of his other videos LoL. " I don't know if i should laugh or cry"...
I lost it when he said he was the one who got to a relationship with her
This is one of the best videos you have made to date. It is unfortunately true. Thank you for all the good work you're doing brother!
You absolutely slay me! I have to keep going back so that I can get what I missed laughing too loudly. Thank you, so much. If I wasn't laughing so hard, I'd be crying my eyes out.
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His response to "Does it look good?" (in reference to blue hair), was the best.
So glad we’ve got him and his mind here on the making sense side.
"If not, people with blue hair will get very mad at you." 😂😂😂😂 Gold 😂
For me, we went over the edge:
-Constitutionally in 2001
-Financially and politically in 2008
-Morally and spiritually in 2015
Mentally and psychologically in 2020
@Retrovirus I mean,at this point does it matter? The most important thing is that people are free to choose,whether right or wrong , to do what they will,very soon that choice will be removed ..
@Samm :))
@Keith C. lol
Our Lady intercede for us...
I think this is my favorite one yet. Keep up the good work, JP!
I feel like I'm still roughly the same as I was in 2003 but the rest of the world has devolved into insanity since then, seems like every passing year is more and more of a disconnect between the new norms and reason and logic
I’d like to say the same, but I was 3 back then. Most, if not all, my values and those of people surrounding me have stayed pretty much the same
How so?
Alexander Stevens felt the same way so no need to worry.
If I was the same as I was in 2003, I'd be worried, because I was 3
Watching these videos is like watching a coma patient.
Love this guy he is so hilarious 😂.
I woke up out of a coma, I was a mess with every medical hose and wire on me and in me with a hole in my neck. This guy wakes up clean like he went to be the night before.. 😂
The part that made me laugh the most: “but didn’t journalists expose their lies, so people could see the truth?”
@Obsolete Values on the side of the neck is where the artery is. I've been chokef enough times to know that a knee to the neck is a great way to pass out, specially after minutes. As they said before, the debate is if it was done on purpose.
@Cardinal Copia People saw what they were preconditioned to see, not what actually happened. The officer's knee was always and only on the *side* of GF's neck. The knee was never close to the carotid artery [jugular] (which would have stopped the flow of blood to the brain), nor was it ever close to the trachea [windpipe] (which would have suffocated him). I read the autopsy, and *three* different places said there was no damage to GF's neck. Chauvin was guilty because he kept a man high on both fentanyl and methamphetamines horizontal, which reduced the overdosed man's ability to breathe.
@StHubbins You misspelled JB.
@Cardinal Copia
You still think that GF skit was real?
You're still [deep] in the matrix my friend... *WAKE UP!!!!!*
@Cardinal Copia Exactly. Tucker Carlson said he died of a heart attack!
I thought I was going to laugh, but I nearly cried.
Your videos are talking truth to pain, and you know that the world hates the truth, thumbs up to you
🤣🤣🤣 love this guy. satire is strong with him
Hi JP you really are funny with a twist to reveal how the world changed. 😂
It’s funny how JP didn’t mention the pandemic that was going around for two years 😂
This is surely one of your best, JP! You are a hero in these gross times, which makes you an even bigger hero.
@debbiedogs1 Yeah, it was one I actually watched twice, lol. :)
I still love the "wear a life jacket" videos.
Yes...one of the best indeed.
At least in the future the hospital beds look this nice and big. That's a positive.
I love how you make reality so funny! I really have to suppress my tears when i really think about what you are making funny. Its a double edged sword. Keep up the good work!!
This is a great idea to write into a 90 minute feature film. So much hilarious dialog not even touched on. YES, you can write a script for a film that centers around 2 people having a conversation, just like the film My Dinner With Andre.
Man take me back to 2003! I hate this 2022 world we’re in!
No one can do satire like JP - most comedians can't find the sweet spot - spot on JP!
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I keep saying "I wish someone would wake me up & tell me the last couple years have just been a nightmare. But they don't."
Life is short, though. James 4:14 "...what is your life? It is even a vapor that appears for a little time & then vanishes away." AFTER the last second of this one, we will look back & say, "THIS is reality. 'Life' on Earth was just a nightmare."
Eternity will have begun. Prayers!
Keep up the good job JP. If nobody WAKES up, at least you KEEP awake those of us who ARE awake!
I can always count on this channel to make me laugh... When I should be crying out in anger. What a world we live in.
Yup! If I didn't laugh I'll cry.
Cry? Nobody should cry
INSTEAD Everybody should stand up and we should all take some measures against this and towards this never ever happening again
Yes he is getting better and better. Or maybe the material is getting easier to find! Either way the truth is funny !
kzclip.org/video/YatAytP-3_g/бейне.html
It’s finally here
Thank you, JP, for blatant TRUTH!
Awesome, you're really delivering a smile when there is less and less hope for the world!
Brilliant! Keep up the good fight. We're with you!
Spot on, awesome as always JP !
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This couldn't have been done any better!!!
I actually woke up from a 40 day coma about a year ago in this society and that was still awful
do you remember something of those 40 days? near-death experience? did you saw heaven + Jesus or something like that? 😇
@HappyChappy it was 40 days, so I doubt his age would be different, unless he had his birthday while he was in a coma.
@HappyChappy he would be 40 days older, but math is racist so I understand the question.
I’m sorry
Spot on. Back in 2003 -- Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought these things would be reality in 2022.
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Hahaha "I don't think they thought through their whole strategy...." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
such a great video to some up how life has been, it really feels like a coma and every day finding out new ways the world just doesn't make any sense
This is the truest thing I have heard in so long thank you endure your cancelation.
Oh My Goodness, JP. This is such clever comedy. Can't stop laughing. One of your best video ideas ever. You Tube is great but you should have a half hour show on TV every week.
When you recap the last 20 years of what's happening in America, it sounds like a fictional movie but we're living it. Crazy.
Thanks for the laugh!
@Nelisez Pasce I'm not allowing anything to happen. I don't pay taxes. I don't fund lies. How about you?
It sounds like the Twilight Zone 😟
All you brothers and sisters that allow it to happen are complicit too! Repent!
JP, ты гений !!!! Обожаем тебя всей моей семьёй ! И не только..
Great stuff, JP! Been watching your channnel for a while. Just realized today that I had not subscribed yet. That has now been corrected.
I learned a long time ago when I was pastoring that if you make people laugh while you're telling them what they don't want to hear, they don't realize they didn't want to hear it - sometimes for 2 or 3 weeks! Kind of like what you're doing here. Keep it up!
Dude! JP, thank you for this.
This skit could have went on for hours and I would kept watching. He should make a movie about this. Matter fact jp make a movie, I would purchase it. No lie
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I laughed so hard at this one.
You are an absolute comedic Genius!
Keep it up JP!
If I woke up from a coma in this world I'd go put myself back in it.
For sure
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@Dayle Aulds Thank you. I edited it and reposted. Sorry about that.
I'd rather be in a coma and wake back up in 2003, jokes aside it was an amazing year and era
@have a happy day Dude, the guy only just woke up out of a nineteen year coma. His "friend" may have done the dirty on him by literally kuh-cold-ding [spelt to avoid censorship] him, but he's not *evil*; he's not gonna pile all of that onto a guy in one go...
This is exactly the type of humor that fits with your target audience. Congrats!
JP keep these videos comming so we can at least share something to help find a way to smile and have some humor during such trying times! Thank You for posting these!
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May I suggest Las Vegas as a tour stop for your stand up comedy show. I’d definitely go. I love your videos! 😂
I often think about what my dearly departed family would think of this world right now.
2003 is also a year when tatu went to Eurovision and if I remember correctly - they promised to disqualify tatu if they kiss or hug on stage. How ironic 😅
“Making sense is something we don’t do anymore “ , FACTS 💯
@HappyChappy No sane person believes the bs you just said.
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You're awesome JP - wish I would have discovered you years ago. But hey, now I've got years of comedic relief on hand to survive the rest of the apocalypse.
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Awesome work JP thank you very much for your entertainment and the truth.
I love you JP. Thanks for having the spine to make something like this.
This is fantastic!
Stay safe, JP. I worry about those who speak the truth so openly
Brilliant concept and so well executed. You are a Patriot.
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19 years is a rather insignificant span of time when you take the whole of human existence into consideration, but this just goes to show how much can change in such a short time.
@Mgoblagulkablong everything was already like that in 2019 it just wasnt that extreme
Technology has a lot to do with it. The internet didn't become widespread until about the mid 90's and then everything just took off from there from news to way businesses run, etc...
I loved this. Thank you. You healed my wounded sense of patriotism with this.
THANK YOU! Simply. I hope that your character continues to let people know that they, and I, aren't alone. Allowing us to filter out and interpret the lies and corruption by reinforcing our ability to see the constant nonsense that floods our society.
4:29 - missed opportunity for 'yeahhhhh, I'm grateful to have awakened with you now.'
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