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Waking Up From a Coma in 2022


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    SSPENGUIN 8 ай бұрын +1839

    You went from a comedian to a free speech warrior, to a culture warrior and now you're a common sense warrior

    • Jared Riggs
      Jared Riggs 2 ай бұрын +2

      Oooo ooo let's dub him the Truth Ninja!! Go JP go!!! U much appreciated in the new thought warz bro

    • Keith C.
      Keith C. 3 ай бұрын

      Who would have "think" it...

    • Hus rebel
      Hus rebel 5 ай бұрын

      This guy : People have blue hair now
      Also this guy : Has orange hair

  • Valerie Melendez
    Valerie Melendez 6 ай бұрын +243

    “People have blue hair now?”
    “Does it look good?”-
    His response 🤣 BEST EVER

    • Andrea Brava
      Andrea Brava Күн бұрын

      Blue and green. Best indicator ever. That and like 1kg metal in their faces..

    • Adriana MacLennan
      Adriana MacLennan Күн бұрын


    • Tanner Edge
      Tanner Edge 4 ай бұрын +2

      @Robert Lehnert wow. I love that.

    • Steve Ryan
      Steve Ryan 5 ай бұрын


    • Robert Lehnert
      Robert Lehnert 5 ай бұрын +6

      "Violet will be an appropriate color for hair when brunette is an appropriate color for flowers"-- Fran Liebowitz, circa 1989

  • Varangian Tactical
    Varangian Tactical 8 ай бұрын +1427

    When he said, "The civil war is being fought on a psychological level but I'm hoping it progresses to the physical" I felt that in my soul.

    • TripleAAAKollektiv
      TripleAAAKollektiv 5 ай бұрын

      pls keep your wars at home, jingo us-right

    • Ben
      Ben 6 ай бұрын +2

      Jesus Christ loves you ❤

    • Broseph Broman
      Broseph Broman 6 ай бұрын

      @French Fried Bagel They wanted a civil war years ago so they could call martial law. But when they saw that their side consists of paper thin trans vikings. They knew they needed an alternative

    • Misguided Pearls
      Misguided Pearls 6 ай бұрын


  • Jeff Gilbert
    Jeff Gilbert 7 ай бұрын +132

    Worst part for me is I did wake up from a coma in 2022. A tree landed on me December 4th 2021 and I woke up in January of 2022. I always tell people I feel like I’m in the twilight zone.

    • Jeff Gilbert
      Jeff Gilbert 3 ай бұрын +2

      @xplite gaming not a thing. Went for a drive with my dogs.

    • xplite gaming
      xplite gaming 3 ай бұрын +1

      @Jeff Gilbert so, did anything happen today?

    • Jeff Gilbert
      Jeff Gilbert 3 ай бұрын +1

      @xplite gaming December 4th 2022 is tomorrow.

    • xplite gaming
      xplite gaming 3 ай бұрын +1

      What happened to you on December 4th 2022?

    • Petra44YT Nein!
      Petra44YT Nein! 4 ай бұрын +5

      Oh! Good that you woke up again.

  • Drag0n Flea
    Drag0n Flea 8 ай бұрын +317

    the funny thing is, even if you haven't been in a coma all that time, it still feels like a nightmare that you can't wait to wake up from.

    • S
      S 5 ай бұрын

      Best description I have heard

    • LX G
      LX G 5 ай бұрын

      Good night baby doll

    • cool head2
      cool head2 6 ай бұрын

      Please I know right. Am not even sure if I can survive this

    • umiluv
      umiluv 7 ай бұрын +3

      I literally woke up last week from a dream and was like “whoa that was weird” and then my brain asked itself if it was as weird as reality and it determined that it was not. That’s how crazy it is right now.

    • Mister Magician
      Mister Magician 7 ай бұрын +2

      it has been like this since 1517, you just didn’t notice because you approved of the decline earlier.

  • Cam Schells
    Cam Schells 3 ай бұрын +23

    I woke up from a coma in 2019... I couldn't imagine if it woulda lasted 3 years longer 💀

  • Jeff Rockwell
    Jeff Rockwell 8 ай бұрын +1370

    "If you're going to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise they'll kill you." ~ Oscar Wilde

    • jennifer f
      jennifer f 4 ай бұрын

    • Jay L
      Jay L 5 ай бұрын

      ​@Andreas G. then you haven't been paying attention to the arguments. the only socialism that has worked was national socialism and its far past it's due date to try again.

    • Andreas G.
      Andreas G. 7 ай бұрын +2

      @Tiger Tough Wdym? I don’t Think I’ve heard a reasonable argument against socialism (Or democratic socialism anyways). I don’t wanna shut any ideas down that have not been definetively proven wrong.

    • Tiger Tough
      Tiger Tough 7 ай бұрын +1

      @Andreas G. nobody's perfect.

  • Richard Cardinale
    Richard Cardinale 4 ай бұрын +25

    Jp you are exceptional. Full of respect for you. The video would have been perfect if you would have offered him bugs, and death assistance when he said he wanted to go back into a coma.

  • John Stewart
    John Stewart 7 ай бұрын +11

    "making sense isn't something we really do anymore" and "did I mention blue haired people?" Thank you JP

  • Mary Mcbride
    Mary Mcbride 3 ай бұрын +9

    You are a brave hilarious patriotic soldier!!Always make me laugh so much,thanks.

  • Christopher Walkens Cat
    Christopher Walkens Cat 7 ай бұрын +143

    There is soooo much more mind blowing absurdity from the dystopia we now live in that could of been added to this skit. But I guess it would end up being a good 1.5 hour long video. 😂
    Please be a part 2 & 3

    • Salty Raiders Fan
      Salty Raiders Fan 7 ай бұрын +2

      Yea. Like California ban on gas cars. Auto companies are switching over to Electric cars that cost $60k for basic models. EV batteries that last 6 years and mining materials is killing 3rd world countries.. ect

    • imkluu
      imkluu 7 ай бұрын +7

      and if he spoke openly probably get the video banned or at least demonitized.

  • Zander Whitcroft
    Zander Whitcroft 7 ай бұрын +47

    I was in a box for 10 years essentially, went in 2012 and popped out around 2020. I had the worst time adjusting to the "New" rules. I still and probaly won't adapt well. I feel like i'm lost in another timeline. This isn't the world I left. This isn't the world I wanted to return to. It's rough seeing it all fall apart and they aren't even hiding it. Regardless I will keep moving forward!

    • Solur
      Solur Ай бұрын

      What are these “‘New’ rules”? Just asking

    • beantown_billy
      beantown_billy 4 ай бұрын

      What did you get convicted of?

    • Alistair George
      Alistair George 5 ай бұрын

      @Zander Whitcroft Oh I get what you mean.

    • Zander Whitcroft
      Zander Whitcroft 5 ай бұрын +5

      @Alistair George no lord not that bad! I let myself immerse into the life and took no note of the passage of time. It felt like walking out of a time kapsule.

  • Lauren
    Lauren 8 ай бұрын +5307

    If I were in a coma and woke up in 2022, I'd have no other choice than to beg them to knock me back out 😫🤣 you're the best JP!!

    • Ben
      Ben 6 ай бұрын +1

      Jesus Christ loves you ❤

    • Mamiss Keita
      Mamiss Keita 6 ай бұрын +1


    • Senor Ricardo
      Senor Ricardo 7 ай бұрын +1

      yes! better to NOT wake again.

    • Bruh I’m a leaf
      Bruh I’m a leaf 7 ай бұрын

      @Tiger Indiana Long Johnson but your brain isn’t

    • Svin Kuk
      Svin Kuk 7 ай бұрын

      could always go to canada, their hospitals would just force you to let them end you instead of getting you care

  • Midcentury Modern
    Midcentury Modern 8 ай бұрын +471

    May Q: "Can you define a woman?" A: "I'm not a biologist."
    July: "Keep your hands of women's bodies!" Looks like they found the definition pretty quick. 😄

    • BuBBleGodAnimation
      BuBBleGodAnimation 7 ай бұрын

      @Mister Magician Did you read numbers?

    • BuBBleGodAnimation
      BuBBleGodAnimation 7 ай бұрын +1

      @Just me Someone with a combination of qualities of the following 2 being biological and 2 being sociological.
      1. Female in general biological terms
      2. A post-pubescent person
      3. Female in terms of gender
      4. Mentally mature

    • BuBBleGodAnimation
      BuBBleGodAnimation 7 ай бұрын

      A definition. There are many of course.

  • Hansa
    Hansa 3 ай бұрын +4

    I felt like I was in a coma for years too. Just never noticed all the hidden agendas and the controls from people with extreme power. All these things have been cleverly hidden. But now it's like a great Awakening.

  • Sarah Elo
    Sarah Elo 5 ай бұрын +9

    This is so relevant to me because I was born in 2003. I’ve slowly seen the downward spiral of America and it’s so saddening. My childhood was the last normal childhood in America

  • Jayvee
    Jayvee 8 ай бұрын +85

    "it was a clever process based on stupidity"
    -JP, 2022 (a very good year)

  • DingDongDanger
    DingDongDanger 7 ай бұрын +2

    "Yeah... Making sense isn't really something that we worry about doing anymore...." Way too true...

  • Diana Tenney
    Diana Tenney 8 ай бұрын +1929

    This was hilarious, I felt like I have been in a coma for decades in woke America!

  • Ham1ton
    Ham1ton 7 ай бұрын +53

    From "woke" to "awakened", it's a beautiful thing to see unfold.

  • Music Craftsman
    Music Craftsman 7 ай бұрын +11

    JP never ceases to impress

  • Bernard Laureys
    Bernard Laureys 7 ай бұрын +15

    I was born in 2003, so this whole conversation wrapped up everything that changed when life begun for me up until now.

    • Jacob Awsum
      Jacob Awsum 4 ай бұрын +2


    • Otaku Manga Studios
      Otaku Manga Studios 7 ай бұрын +1

      I was also born in 2003, but even in that span of life, I’ve watched progressivism morph from the following:
      Oh yeah we believe in the progressive Ness of society! To help society progress, we must see people for who they are, not disregard their physical attributes but rather not care about them, as they say nothing about the person! Everyone is an equal human being to one another, and the only way we can prevent fascism is to allow freedom of speech of everyone including fascists. We need to allow everyone to be able to think for themselves and that’s how we will have harmony in our society. We should never ever imitate the fascist philosophy by suppressing niche fascist groups, because then we would be feeding into their fire. This is why we must have free-speech, or else we would be no better than them.
      In 2015, this all started to change
      It went from what I just said, to this:
      Since racism keeps happening around the country, there are still people who would kill another person for the racial identity, let’s be just like them, and start to see a large part of peoples identity as their physical attributes! Let’s bring 1950s gender norms back, but Collett progressive because now you can change your “gender “! free speech? No! That’s giving way too much autonomy to the “bad “people! If they have a voice, then their body bad bad ideas might spread and then people will believe in their body bad bad ideas! Heck where has progressivism ever been anti-censorship? Gee I don’t remember!
      As you can see, these two definitions are very vastly different. I did actually have someone explain to me that the reason why critical race theory is important, and the reason why we should start focusing on race again, is because hate crimes towards people because of race supposedly were disregarded because of lack of “seeing rates “. What I pointed out to this person is, you can ignore Unnecessary physical attributes as being an important part of someone’s identity and still be able to see racism. I like to see the person as a person and not identify them as if I’m trying to figure out different kinds of Pedegree breeds of cats. They are human beings, and again not that I ignore New wants facial feature differences and such, but I just don’t mentally make such a distinction between Asian people and white people and Black people and so on and so forth as seems to be expected these days and how conservative used to think.
      The thing is, that’s now considered offensive, because yeah ideas that, because you didn’t mentally make such a large distinction between you and other people simply based off of looking a little different, there is systemic racism? I’m pretty sure that’s not where systemic racism comes from, a crucial part of the progressive movement actually causing progression. What I mean by this is, for this to be a problem, it is not the fault of this philosophy, it’s the fault of the politicians who have overtly ignored racist hate crimes instead of addressing them. You can address racial injustice without seeing somebody’s entire being as defined as “different from me “

  • WanganAsura
    WanganAsura 8 ай бұрын +14

    This is actually an amazing take. Just imagine trying to explain to someone that woke up from a coma in 2000 today about the world situation so they don't get canceled.

  • CJWarlock
    CJWarlock 6 ай бұрын +14

    Hilarious and sad at the same time. Such videos that stimulate reflections are needed. :) Cheers.

  • Gregg Wilson
    Gregg Wilson 8 ай бұрын +1618

    JP is a satirical genius

    • Ice Swallow
      Ice Swallow 6 ай бұрын +1

      @zyklos I think you’re confusing whining with facts-based criticism. it’s normal because one side thinks the two are the same

    • zyklos
      zyklos 7 ай бұрын +3

      It's not satirical, more like random whining, but with confidence

    • Deb Moss
      Deb Moss 8 ай бұрын

      Satire is the greatest form of brutal humor 🤣🔥🎯❤️

    • Mama Lupine
      Mama Lupine 8 ай бұрын


    • Dawn Winkler
      Dawn Winkler 8 ай бұрын

      He is. And so is Alex Stein!!!! Both legends. So thankful. They both make me smile and laugh. Rare!!!

  • Ness
    Ness 7 ай бұрын +56

    JP we loved this video as we love all your videos.
    Can’t even begin to imagine waking up from a coma into this shitshow joke of a world.

  • MRSketch09
    MRSketch09 7 ай бұрын +45

    I laughed my butt off when he was like.. no we conceived the kids right their next to you-you didn't seem to mind, lol..

    • Ice Swallow
      Ice Swallow 6 ай бұрын +3

      we got together much after...about three months before you went in xD

    • Ask Remy
      Ask Remy 7 ай бұрын


  • John Lombardo
    John Lombardo 6 ай бұрын +10

    You're a legend bro! This is so disturbingly spot on its funny... and scary.. and sad... but hey, there's always our future!🤯🙄

  • A BC
    A BC 8 ай бұрын +32

    This is hilarious but also makes me want to cry.

  • jess johns
    jess johns 6 ай бұрын +6

    This was great! I hope JP does another one, you could make a mini series on this.

  • The Plum
    The Plum 8 ай бұрын +1711

    JP needs to do a part 2 of this. "Smart" phones, Netflix, pronouns, athletes, what is a woman, gas prices. Poor guy may just go back into a coma.

    • Julian
      Julian 5 ай бұрын

      I can't hardly wait for this 😁😁😁

    • Justice Adams
      Justice Adams 5 ай бұрын


    • Eve Lynn
      Eve Lynn 5 ай бұрын

      @Keylanos Lokj - If that's what's happening, i usually just misspell words on purpose, keeping the first and last letters the same. For example pandemic = padnemic. Humans seem to understand things like mistakes and sarcasm better than an AI.

    • NeverStopLearning
      NeverStopLearning 7 ай бұрын


    • Shane Justice
      Shane Justice 8 ай бұрын

      @Foreststrike actually, Jimmy Carter created stagflation back during his term in the 70s.

  • Kevin Knight Photography
    Kevin Knight Photography 8 ай бұрын +5

    This took a shit load of work. Not only the clips back and forth but to write the dialog. Super hard work and very deserving bro!

  • Dwight&Nadya Waldner
    Dwight&Nadya Waldner 14 күн бұрын

    THAT was a gooooooood one! Thank you, JP! I hope everyone Wakes up!!!

  • CarJohn
    CarJohn 7 ай бұрын +7

    I've never been able to pick my favorite episode of JP until now- this one is it! JP you're a genius in content and delivery! Thank you so much! God Bless!

  • godsplayingfield
    godsplayingfield 8 ай бұрын +46

    "how were people dumb enough to fall for that?" "did i mention people have blue hair now?" god this is my favourite 'responce' to anything. defo using this at some point.

    • Senor Ricardo
      Senor Ricardo 7 ай бұрын

      'purple' hair too...didnt everyone see that horrible trailer for that more recent, gross, disgusting 'star wars' movie?

    • monay monay
      monay monay 8 ай бұрын +1

      i laughed so much at that too

    • Ted Ehioghae
      Ted Ehioghae 8 ай бұрын


  • No Man’s Rocksmith
    No Man’s Rocksmith 7 ай бұрын +40

    I renounced the internet in 2006 until it pulled me back in around 2019. Comas and blissful ignorance can be blessings sometimes and get a bad rap imo.

  • Expat Living In Thailand
    Expat Living In Thailand 8 ай бұрын +467

    JP's script writing, acting, production and editing are on a different level.

    • Rose Groshek
      Rose Groshek 8 ай бұрын

      It's funny but another KZclipr already did the coma skit

    • Ryan Vick
      Ryan Vick 8 ай бұрын +5

      @Stian thats good editing. Agreed.

    • Stian
      Stian 8 ай бұрын +7

      @David Kennair It takes skill to edit a believable conversation between two guys when they are the same guy. The timing and lines were on point in my opinion.

      ELMER FUDD 8 ай бұрын +5


  • Ndub89
    Ndub89 6 ай бұрын +7

    Dude, you are spot on every time! Thank you for sayin it like it is, ya know, without actually saying it.

  • Dean Moore
    Dean Moore 4 ай бұрын +1

    "But for the rest of us, we just get used to it along the way". Kinda reminds me of Pink Floyds' Comfortably Numb. Which is exactly how the power mongers want us to be.
    Awesome video. Thanks.

  • Heather Moore
    Heather Moore 6 ай бұрын +5

    Just brilliant! Your humor and delivery...genuis!

  • Cynthia
    Cynthia 6 ай бұрын +7

    The difference between 1976 and now is unimaginable. Not to mention 1968. Like a different world altogether. . the seventies and eighties were worlds better. . Unimaginable to those that weren't there. Unimaginable that I am here now.

    • Michaela Meyer
      Michaela Meyer 4 ай бұрын

      Yes, the seventies and eighties were great

  • TheRealBridget
    TheRealBridget 7 ай бұрын +8

    I need to see Coma Guy stumbling around society like Brendan Fraser in Blast From the Past.

  • Annaleigh
    Annaleigh 8 ай бұрын +489

    I don’t know if I should laugh or cry….JP is a master at making a point very memorable.

    • KEN
      KEN 8 ай бұрын +2

      JP is also way too good at satire.

    • Dan W
      Dan W 8 ай бұрын +5

      I try to do both, but I do more crying then laughing.

    • Alex Ventrov
      Alex Ventrov 8 ай бұрын +7

      I literally wrote the exact same sentence on one of his other videos LoL. " I don't know if i should laugh or cry"...

    • Freedom❤
      Freedom❤ 8 ай бұрын +7

      I lost it when he said he was the one who got to a relationship with her

  • Alaskan Bladesmith
    Alaskan Bladesmith 8 ай бұрын +18

    This is one of the best videos you have made to date. It is unfortunately true. Thank you for all the good work you're doing brother!

  • Mandy Knorr
    Mandy Knorr 8 ай бұрын +4

    You absolutely slay me! I have to keep going back so that I can get what I missed laughing too loudly. Thank you, so much. If I wasn't laughing so hard, I'd be crying my eyes out.

  • Meneverius Si
    Meneverius Si 5 ай бұрын +1

    His response to "Does it look good?" (in reference to blue hair), was the best.

  • Mari Chiarra
    Mari Chiarra 7 ай бұрын +9

    So glad we’ve got him and his mind here on the making sense side.

  • Do Dík
    Do Dík 7 ай бұрын +1

    "If not, people with blue hair will get very mad at you." 😂😂😂😂 Gold 😂

  • Sweet Harmony Triarii
    Sweet Harmony Triarii 8 ай бұрын +2249

    For me, we went over the edge:
    -Constitutionally in 2001
    -Financially and politically in 2008
    -Morally and spiritually in 2015
    Mentally and psychologically in 2020

    • Keith C.
      Keith C. 3 ай бұрын

      @Retrovirus I mean,at this point does it matter? The most important thing is that people are free to choose,whether right or wrong , to do what they will,very soon that choice will be removed ..

    • Keith C.
      Keith C. 3 ай бұрын

      @Samm :))

    • Samm
      Samm 4 ай бұрын

      @Keith C. lol

    • Giacomo Perera - Filosofia
      Giacomo Perera - Filosofia  5 ай бұрын

      Our Lady intercede for us...

  • A Cappella Hymns
    A Cappella Hymns 8 ай бұрын +7

    I think this is my favorite one yet. Keep up the good work, JP!

  • Ed Torgerson
    Ed Torgerson 8 ай бұрын +54

    I feel like I'm still roughly the same as I was in 2003 but the rest of the world has devolved into insanity since then, seems like every passing year is more and more of a disconnect between the new norms and reason and logic

    • Solur
      Solur Ай бұрын

      I’d like to say the same, but I was 3 back then. Most, if not all, my values and those of people surrounding me have stayed pretty much the same

    • BuBBleGodAnimation
      BuBBleGodAnimation 7 ай бұрын

      How so?

    • BuBBleGodAnimation
      BuBBleGodAnimation 7 ай бұрын

      Alexander Stevens felt the same way so no need to worry.

    • Serouj Ghazarian
      Serouj Ghazarian 7 ай бұрын +2

      If I was the same as I was in 2003, I'd be worried, because I was 3

  • supernovaaust
    supernovaaust 6 ай бұрын +1

    Watching these videos is like watching a coma patient.

  • Melissa Burst
    Melissa Burst 2 ай бұрын

    Love this guy he is so hilarious 😂.

  • Jason Gooden
    Jason Gooden 6 ай бұрын +4

    I woke up out of a coma, I was a mess with every medical hose and wire on me and in me with a hole in my neck. This guy wakes up clean like he went to be the night before.. 😂

  • Ghost Cloud Music
    Ghost Cloud Music 8 ай бұрын +756

    The part that made me laugh the most: “but didn’t journalists expose their lies, so people could see the truth?”

    • Angel
      Angel 7 ай бұрын

      @Obsolete Values on the side of the neck is where the artery is. I've been chokef enough times to know that a knee to the neck is a great way to pass out, specially after minutes. As they said before, the debate is if it was done on purpose.

    • Obsolete Values
      Obsolete Values 8 ай бұрын +2

      @Cardinal Copia People saw what they were preconditioned to see, not what actually happened. The officer's knee was always and only on the *side* of GF's neck. The knee was never close to the carotid artery [jugular] (which would have stopped the flow of blood to the brain), nor was it ever close to the trachea [windpipe] (which would have suffocated him). I read the autopsy, and *three* different places said there was no damage to GF's neck. Chauvin was guilty because he kept a man high on both fentanyl and methamphetamines horizontal, which reduced the overdosed man's ability to breathe.

    • Obsolete Values
      Obsolete Values 8 ай бұрын +1

      @StHubbins You misspelled JB.

    • Open Eyes
      Open Eyes 8 ай бұрын +1

      @Cardinal Copia
      You still think that GF skit was real?
      You're still [deep] in the matrix my friend... *WAKE UP!!!!!*

    • Michael Flores
      Michael Flores 8 ай бұрын

      @Cardinal Copia Exactly. Tucker Carlson said he died of a heart attack!

  • Gui Antonioli
    Gui Antonioli 8 ай бұрын +6

    I thought I was going to laugh, but I nearly cried.

  • torqstranger1
    torqstranger1 2 ай бұрын

    Your videos are talking truth to pain, and you know that the world hates the truth, thumbs up to you

  • Allan Fitz
    Allan Fitz 6 ай бұрын +1

    🤣🤣🤣 love this guy. satire is strong with him

  • Martin Badenhorst
    Martin Badenhorst 10 күн бұрын

    Hi JP you really are funny with a twist to reveal how the world changed. 😂

  • Mister Peachy
    Mister Peachy 2 күн бұрын

    It’s funny how JP didn’t mention the pandemic that was going around for two years 😂

  • Slava Slaff
    Slava Slaff 8 ай бұрын +457

    This is surely one of your best, JP! You are a hero in these gross times, which makes you an even bigger hero.

    • Slava Slaff
      Slava Slaff 8 ай бұрын +2

      @debbiedogs1 Yeah, it was one I actually watched twice, lol. :)

    • debbiedogs1
      debbiedogs1 8 ай бұрын

      I still love the "wear a life jacket" videos.

    • elizabeth taylor
      elizabeth taylor 8 ай бұрын +3

      Yes...one of the best indeed.

    • It'sYou'reNotYour Stupid
      It'sYou'reNotYour Stupid 8 ай бұрын +5

      At least in the future the hospital beds look this nice and big. That's a positive.

  • Thomas Macdonough
    Thomas Macdonough 8 ай бұрын +8

    I love how you make reality so funny! I really have to suppress my tears when i really think about what you are making funny. Its a double edged sword. Keep up the good work!!

  • CaliTXman
    CaliTXman 6 ай бұрын

    This is a great idea to write into a 90 minute feature film. So much hilarious dialog not even touched on. YES, you can write a script for a film that centers around 2 people having a conversation, just like the film My Dinner With Andre.

  • Jay Jay
    Jay Jay 7 ай бұрын +2

    Man take me back to 2003! I hate this 2022 world we’re in!

  • Ali May
    Ali May 8 ай бұрын +1

    No one can do satire like JP - most comedians can't find the sweet spot - spot on JP!

  • Natalia InLoveWithHIM
    Natalia InLoveWithHIM 7 ай бұрын +1

    I keep saying "I wish someone would wake me up & tell me the last couple years have just been a nightmare. But they don't."
    Life is short, though. James 4:14 "...what is your life? It is even a vapor that appears for a little time & then vanishes away." AFTER the last second of this one, we will look back & say, "THIS is reality. 'Life' on Earth was just a nightmare."
    Eternity will have begun. Prayers!
    Keep up the good job JP. If nobody WAKES up, at least you KEEP awake those of us who ARE awake!

  • Jeremy Stone
    Jeremy Stone 8 ай бұрын +300

    I can always count on this channel to make me laugh... When I should be crying out in anger. What a world we live in.

    • Erika Reott
      Erika Reott 8 ай бұрын

      Yup! If I didn't laugh I'll cry.

    • Hasuo
      Hasuo 8 ай бұрын +3

      Cry? Nobody should cry
      INSTEAD Everybody should stand up and we should all take some measures against this and towards this never ever happening again

    • Bobby D
      Bobby D 8 ай бұрын +6

      Yes he is getting better and better. Or maybe the material is getting easier to find! Either way the truth is funny !

    • Tiger Indiana Long Johnson
      Tiger Indiana Long Johnson 8 ай бұрын

      It’s finally here

  • Judith Stratton
    Judith Stratton 7 күн бұрын

    Thank you, JP, for blatant TRUTH!

  • What's Life? - Katrin und Jonas

    Awesome, you're really delivering a smile when there is less and less hope for the world!

  • Steve Baumgartner
    Steve Baumgartner 5 ай бұрын

    Brilliant! Keep up the good fight. We're with you!

  • Mark Dykstra
    Mark Dykstra 7 ай бұрын +2

    Spot on, awesome as always JP !

  • Debbie Hopper
    Debbie Hopper 2 ай бұрын

    This couldn't have been done any better!!!

  • Dusty Isaacs
    Dusty Isaacs 8 ай бұрын +104

    I actually woke up from a 40 day coma about a year ago in this society and that was still awful

    • Ben Graham
      Ben Graham 8 ай бұрын +2

      do you remember something of those 40 days? near-death experience? did you saw heaven + Jesus or something like that? 😇

    • David Ray
      David Ray 8 ай бұрын +1

      @HappyChappy it was 40 days, so I doubt his age would be different, unless he had his birthday while he was in a coma.

    • Paul H
      Paul H 8 ай бұрын +11

      @HappyChappy he would be 40 days older, but math is racist so I understand the question.

    • Food Nerds
      Food Nerds 8 ай бұрын +5

      I’m sorry

  • Matt McCaffrey
    Matt McCaffrey 7 ай бұрын

    Spot on. Back in 2003 -- Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought these things would be reality in 2022.

  • eetoved
    eetoved 3 ай бұрын +4

    Hahaha "I don't think they thought through their whole strategy...." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • shane ward
    shane ward 7 ай бұрын +1

    such a great video to some up how life has been, it really feels like a coma and every day finding out new ways the world just doesn't make any sense

  • ArchaineBrain
    ArchaineBrain 7 ай бұрын

    This is the truest thing I have heard in so long thank you endure your cancelation.

  • John
    John 7 ай бұрын

    Oh My Goodness, JP. This is such clever comedy. Can't stop laughing. One of your best video ideas ever. You Tube is great but you should have a half hour show on TV every week.

  • Tanya R
    Tanya R 8 ай бұрын +281

    When you recap the last 20 years of what's happening in America, it sounds like a fictional movie but we're living it. Crazy.
    Thanks for the laugh!

    • Ice Mario
      Ice Mario 8 ай бұрын

      @Nelisez Pasce I'm not allowing anything to happen. I don't pay taxes. I don't fund lies. How about you?

    • Amy Michelle
      Amy Michelle 8 ай бұрын +6

      It sounds like the Twilight Zone 😟

    • Nelisez Pasce
      Nelisez Pasce 8 ай бұрын +2

      All you brothers and sisters that allow it to happen are complicit too! Repent!

  • Анна Кулик
    Анна Кулик 7 ай бұрын

    JP, ты гений !!!! Обожаем тебя всей моей семьёй ! И не только..

  • gene eddleman
    gene eddleman 7 ай бұрын +3

    Great stuff, JP! Been watching your channnel for a while. Just realized today that I had not subscribed yet. That has now been corrected.
    I learned a long time ago when I was pastoring that if you make people laugh while you're telling them what they don't want to hear, they don't realize they didn't want to hear it - sometimes for 2 or 3 weeks! Kind of like what you're doing here. Keep it up!

  • Paulo Rants
    Paulo Rants 5 ай бұрын +1

    Dude! JP, thank you for this.

  • Brian Berson
    Brian Berson 7 ай бұрын

    This skit could have went on for hours and I would kept watching. He should make a movie about this. Matter fact jp make a movie, I would purchase it. No lie

    • ᴊᴏʀᴅᴀɴ ʙ ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀsᴏɴ
      ᴊᴏʀᴅᴀɴ ʙ ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀsᴏɴ 7 ай бұрын

      ᗩ ᑎᗝ丅ᗴ Ƴᗝᑌ ᗯᕼᗴᖇᗴ ᖇᗴᖴᗴᖇᖇᗴᗪ ᗷƳ ᗰᗴ
      ±𝟭𝟰𝟰𝟯𝟲𝟴𝟰𝟱𝟰𝟳𝟬 ✔⚡️💯💯

    • ᴊᴏʀᴅᴀɴ ʙ ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀsᴏɴ
      ᴊᴏʀᴅᴀɴ ʙ ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀsᴏɴ 7 ай бұрын


  • Aaron Paolilli
    Aaron Paolilli 7 ай бұрын +2

    I laughed so hard at this one.
    You are an absolute comedic Genius!
    Keep it up JP!

  • Frosty the Snowman
    Frosty the Snowman 8 ай бұрын +432

    If I woke up from a coma in this world I'd go put myself back in it.

    • Teresa Wright
      Teresa Wright 8 ай бұрын

      For sure

    • TirelessTraveler
      TirelessTraveler 8 ай бұрын +1

      I report them as unwanted spam.

    • have a happy day
      have a happy day 8 ай бұрын +1

      @Dayle Aulds Thank you. I edited it and reposted. Sorry about that.

    • baller
      baller 8 ай бұрын +1

      I'd rather be in a coma and wake back up in 2003, jokes aside it was an amazing year and era

    • KonekoneFukkatsu
      KonekoneFukkatsu 8 ай бұрын

      @have a happy day Dude, the guy only just woke up out of a nineteen year coma. His "friend" may have done the dirty on him by literally kuh-cold-ding [spelt to avoid censorship] him, but he's not *evil*; he's not gonna pile all of that onto a guy in one go...

  • Brian Brokaw
    Brian Brokaw 7 ай бұрын

    This is exactly the type of humor that fits with your target audience. Congrats!

  • robman243
    robman243 8 ай бұрын

    JP keep these videos comming so we can at least share something to help find a way to smile and have some humor during such trying times! Thank You for posting these!

  • David Rivas
    David Rivas 5 ай бұрын

    May I suggest Las Vegas as a tour stop for your stand up comedy show. I’d definitely go. I love your videos! 😂

  • Marc Jolin
    Marc Jolin 7 ай бұрын

    I often think about what my dearly departed family would think of this world right now.

  • Евгений Куликов
    Евгений Куликов 5 ай бұрын

    2003 is also a year when tatu went to Eurovision and if I remember correctly - they promised to disqualify tatu if they kiss or hug on stage. How ironic 😅

  • Son of the Republic
    Son of the Republic 8 ай бұрын +463

    “Making sense is something we don’t do anymore “ , FACTS 💯

  • Luke Chert
    Luke Chert 7 ай бұрын +1

    You're awesome JP - wish I would have discovered you years ago. But hey, now I've got years of comedic relief on hand to survive the rest of the apocalypse.

  • Xelzbrod...
    Xelzbrod... 7 ай бұрын +3

    Awesome work JP thank you very much for your entertainment and the truth.

  • Rebecca B
    Rebecca B 7 ай бұрын

    I love you JP. Thanks for having the spine to make something like this.

  • Kristianna Line
    Kristianna Line 7 ай бұрын

    This is fantastic!
    Stay safe, JP. I worry about those who speak the truth so openly

  • America1st
    America1st 7 ай бұрын +2

    Brilliant concept and so well executed. You are a Patriot.

  • $@¥0r¡
    $@¥0r¡ 8 ай бұрын +289

    19 years is a rather insignificant span of time when you take the whole of human existence into consideration, but this just goes to show how much can change in such a short time.

    • Aurea Mediocritas
      Aurea Mediocritas 8 ай бұрын +1

      @Mgoblagulkablong everything was already like that in 2019 it just wasnt that extreme

    • Anti SJW
      Anti SJW 8 ай бұрын +1

      Technology has a lot to do with it. The internet didn't become widespread until about the mid 90's and then everything just took off from there from news to way businesses run, etc...

  • AMason Gaming
    AMason Gaming 7 ай бұрын

    I loved this. Thank you. You healed my wounded sense of patriotism with this.

  • Jen B
    Jen B 8 ай бұрын

    THANK YOU! Simply. I hope that your character continues to let people know that they, and I, aren't alone. Allowing us to filter out and interpret the lies and corruption by reinforcing our ability to see the constant nonsense that floods our society.

  • Nick
    Nick 7 ай бұрын +2

    4:29 - missed opportunity for 'yeahhhhh, I'm grateful to have awakened with you now.'