@Nincompoodle I forgot the name but it's always like gacha life or something, I think it's literal kids using it That kinda makes the bot comment just sad
@Griffith the Trustworthy well I defected your own attack so obviously it goes through your own forcefield..AND with double damage AND electric damage. I also gain an inch in height permanently.
The three biggest questions known to man: Would you eat a mouse to go to heaven? Would you eat a monkey to gain intelligence? Would you go to the movie theater to see the Family Guy movie?
I loathe Family guy, but for some reason I can Imagine going to a Family Guy movie ironically and somehow coming out liking it actually I could see Seth McFartlan actually making a big hit
I'm just imagining Chris and Tomar arguing in front of the gates of heaven with a frat dude angel while Lyle is just standing silently with a wiggling rat tail poking out of his mouth.
Tomar singing "I love killing spiders" at 2:23 to the tune of "little girls" by Oingo Boingo really cements him as a terrible person and is his subconscious trying to convey his previous actions and war crimes to the viewers.
I'd like to think Zack's two hypotheticals about eating the mouse happened right after the other. You ate the mouse and "guy who's not Peter" was like "Haha! You weren't supposed to eat the mouse, you go to hell now!" Then when you get to hell, Satan's like "Hey, you don't want to go to hell? Just eat this hamster." lol
@ourDreamcatcher On a related note, iteachvader did in fact do his own work on extracting and putting together some game soundfonts. "Gonna Stay This Way" was a piece he did using what sounds like soundfonts from Sonic Rush, Sonic CD, and other samples.
@ourDreamcatcher iteachvader did a video that was something like "how to make music" and he shows a clip from the show with the original sample. It's a synth sting during a transition that sounds great pitched down. As for what kinda synth that is, btfo me
Whats funny about hypotheticals on this channel is that not only do they start on the weirdest foot forward, but they've gaslit each other so much that they have to try and force each other to even play along so they don't get tricked somehow, which somehow makes even more comedy.
12:17 I love how Zach just keeps doubling down and saying the opposite of everything Tomar says, especially love the "Everyone except for Tomar eats the hamster" then proceeds to describe Tomar eating the hamster lol
What if Zach had to babysit Tomar's daughter and by the time Tomar and Jaxxy come home she's a little miniature Zach and Tomar has to deal with his daughter asking him terrible hypotheticals with no good outcomes daily for the next 18-20 years.
Wow. It really sounded like they were getting mad at each other during that mouse scenario. I think I heard the rest of them start to get nervous when Tomar started hulking out. I really hope this isn’t the end of oneyplays 😥
Linkara once ate a raw oyster at a school science fair, he threw up on his daughter’s teacher and the photo wound up in the paper. He had a restraining order filed by the teacher and lost his job at the pea soup factory, sad times indeed. But luckily he found a job at the Zoo.
"I really don't think your ability in chess is based on your iq" tomar mused, recalling the countless people he had tricked out of their souls in chess games
This is the episode that Tomas realized that he had a higher calling above mouse hypotheticals and went on a rampage the likes of which the world had never seen
someone else made the comment somewhere else, but I love how Zach makes everyone think, no matter what in his hypotheticals regardless of what they pick to always be the wrong choice
love the image of Tomar angrily berating the situation. Just picturing the purgatory guard just throwing the towel in going "okay fine! Fuck, go into heaven, fuck"
I'm more than halfway through the episode and for the first time ever I have to rewatch the entire thing to understand it. This episode is the chaos I've missed
Hey guys! I just wanted to tell you how AWESOME it is that you do this show, I'm from Canada so it takes a bit with my 30 kbs internets but I am looking forward to the video once it buffers
I’m not meming or joking or anything but have you guys noticed that Tomar is sounding more energetic lately? It’s as if having a child has made him happier with his life, which is pretty hecking wholesome when you think about it.
this feels like a lost episode that someone find on their hard drive years after oneyplays ends and they just upload it since they forget too while it was running
I finally got Noita after seeing it on this channel a bunch in the past and now that I've played it a bunch, it's wild to me how much I've seen Chris play this game and don't know if he knows even 10% of the stuff there is in the game. Like there's a billion secrets they've never mentioned a single thing about in all the Noita videos. Crazy.
I like that almost all of Zach's hypotheticals include him trying to convince/force everyone to take the only option he fleshed out the bit for.
I like that one person commented that on a best of Zach comp and now its on every vid on the channel
@Nincompoodle I forgot the name but it's always like gacha life or something, I think it's literal kids using it
That kinda makes the bot comment just sad
Zach probably moonlights as the Joker from the Joker 2019 film staring Joaquin Phoenix the illustrious actor, dancer, C-lown extraordinaire. 🧐
I swear Zach sounded drunk in this one
Zach railroads his hypotericals lol
"The One Where Everyone Finally Stands Up To Zach"
"It's okay; I know I'm the worst. I know I'm the little one of the group."
Zach the big mean nasty bully.
They should start titling every episode of oneplays like it’s an episode of ‘friends’
@Deece COME ONNN COME GET ME
zach makes up hypothetical rules like a kid on the playground
zach makes up hypothetical rules like a kid on the planed parenthood
I relate to zach in so many ways bro, I'm always doin this to my friends and they hate it, and its really funny.
@Martin Green MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@Griffith the Trustworthy well I defected your own attack so obviously it goes through your own forcefield..AND with double damage AND electric damage. I also gain an inch in height permanently.
The three biggest questions known to man:
Would you eat a mouse to go to heaven?
Would you eat a monkey to gain intelligence?
Would you go to the movie theater to see the Family Guy movie?
I loathe Family guy, but for some reason I can Imagine going to a Family Guy movie ironically and somehow coming out liking it actually
I could see Seth McFartlan actually making a big hit
Don't forget Tiny Hitler and Shapifiny
@gigastrike2 thats the worst illiteracy ive ever read
I'd record myself eating the mouse and monkey at the family guy movie to become a KZclip sensation
Where's would you eat a mouse to go to hell???
Zachs hypotheticals are just Oneyplay's cutaway gags
'Zachs nasally spongebob voice' ....oh my god
I wish you wouldn’t have said this
I hate that you're right
We're approaching the singularity. Brace.
This is worse then the time we got stuck in heaven and got asked by Saint Peter if we'd eat a mouse to not go to hell
Tomar angrily yelling "I WOULD EAT THE MOUSE! IT'S A STUPID MOUSE!" is something i didn't know i needed
“I AM NOT EATING ANYTHING ELSE OFFERED TO ME BY A DIVINE ENTITY”
The twisted mind of Joshua tomar
I started tearing up and shivering when I heard that, it really took me off guard.
Tomar saying monkey gave me ptsd
"you're fucking saying saint peter burger andys you?" might be the best sentence ever constructed
I love how Linkara came in just to ask a genuine question in the first ten seconds
@Griffith the Trustworthy it’s because he is being rounded out from the light filling within him
Linkara has the roundest face I've ever seen on a human being. He don't need no clay.
@Jack Wrath i'll find you, whoever made this bot i will find you :)
@CletusBurgerBoy Very true!
@JVH there's also oneywifpebbles so, you know, just saying.
this hypothetical is tearing this family apart
@funkymonkey2k that's exactly what I thought
LISA
@Salad Episode 7 and it's chaptered
@JC Rosenkreuz that's my favorite cutaway
@JC Rosenkreuz pls bless me with reminding which episode that's from
You're damned if ya do you're damned if ya don't 😔
@Xiu Xiu my family had 2 Syrian hamsters
I can confirm
After a week they tried toirder each other
Make more wacky video game show for kids or whatever that bullshit was called
6:31 is the most "nervous anime protagonist boy with single comically large sweat drop down his face" laugh Zach has ever produced
The amount of panic in Zach's voice when he got the hypothetical turned around on him was hilarious.
There's not a lot in this world that excites me as much as a new OneyPlays episode with Zach on the thumbnail and "mouse" in the title.
This is one of the best Oneyplays episodes in years. Pure schizophrenic hypotheticals from back to front.
@Garfreld he does the whole TheVideoGameDude routine but unironically
@Garfreld Sure thing leafy. At the end of the day that's your opinion and millions of others don't.
@Bayard Kyyako He literally doesnt put more than 10 minutes of effort into any of his videos. His jokes land flat and he has no self awareness.
@Bayard Kyyako Watch his last video, he is literally just watching a youtube video and saying unfunny things. He hasnt made any good videos for years.
I'm just imagining Chris and Tomar arguing in front of the gates of heaven with a frat dude angel while Lyle is just standing silently with a wiggling rat tail poking out of his mouth.
frat dude angel also has a suspiciously large nose and nasally voice
Holy shit the sides of my head hurt from laughing. That Mouse Test will definitely see the light of a future compilation.
@flxsemi ; put me in the comp :D
Can't wait for the mouse compilation
@Jack Wrath i'll sub once you have a prolapse compilation
Tomar singing "I love killing spiders" at 2:23 to the tune of "little girls" by Oingo Boingo really cements him as a terrible person and is his subconscious trying to convey his previous actions and war crimes to the viewers.
erm that oingo boingo song is satire..., that being said, tomar has been seen driving around skid row looking for “undesirables” to “make disappear”
Zach has come full circle to the gibbon mind hypothetical
@Enward Jim look up their playthrough of Jeff where they talk about the gibbon they terrorized
Elaborate.
I'd like to think Zack's two hypotheticals about eating the mouse happened right after the other. You ate the mouse and "guy who's not Peter" was like "Haha! You weren't supposed to eat the mouse, you go to hell now!" Then when you get to hell, Satan's like "Hey, you don't want to go to hell? Just eat this hamster." lol
Wtf this comment broke me lmao
The Mouse Hypothetical had Tomar the most heated I've ever heard him. Almost started channeling a Cory rant.
In theology this is known as “Hadel’s Wager”.
"I live a whole life, and whether I get into heaven or not is this one stupid mouse scenario?" It's like Mass Effect 3 all over again
Lyle was not the kidding, Hedgehog Stew is an absolute earworm, that damn synth line is so addicting.
@ourDreamcatcher On a related note, iteachvader did in fact do his own work on extracting and putting together some game soundfonts. "Gonna Stay This Way" was a piece he did using what sounds like soundfonts from Sonic Rush, Sonic CD, and other samples.
@ourDreamcatcher iteachvader did a video that was something like "how to make music" and he shows a clip from the show with the original sample. It's a synth sting during a transition that sounds great pitched down. As for what kinda synth that is, btfo me
Does that synth sound wildly familiar to anyone else? It sounds like it could be a sound font from the Genesis. Not from Sonic, though, I don't think.
Boggle? Boggle? Boggle? Boggle?
For me its Robotnik rock and win the race,and What'll it be?
Whats funny about hypotheticals on this channel is that not only do they start on the weirdest foot forward, but they've gaslit each other so much that they have to try and force each other to even play along so they don't get tricked somehow, which somehow makes even more comedy.
Tomar was so determined to not fold that by the time he DID fold, he somehow made himself seem worse lmao
12:17 I love how Zach just keeps doubling down and saying the opposite of everything Tomar says, especially love the "Everyone except for Tomar eats the hamster" then proceeds to describe Tomar eating the hamster lol
Finally Zach is being called out on his loaded hypotheticals.
It's about time he finally got *put in his place.*
What if Zach had to babysit Tomar's daughter and by the time Tomar and Jaxxy come home she's a little miniature Zach and Tomar has to deal with his daughter asking him terrible hypotheticals with no good outcomes daily for the next 18-20 years.
I heard that when you die Zack is waiting at the gates of Heaven and gives you a hypothetical
And forces you to eat a hypothetical mouse!
I wish to someday feel as thrilled about life as Lyle feels about the prospect of eating an innocent dolphin...
Who said it was innocent? They don't call 'em 'the rapists of the sea' for nothing.
@Sovereign Snorlax *clicking intensifies*
Wow. It really sounded like they were getting mad at each other during that mouse scenario. I think I heard the rest of them start to get nervous when Tomar started hulking out. I really hope this isn’t the end of oneyplays 😥
@Jeh Hwjwh the biggest joke is the assumption that bowblax would remove videos when asked
@Xurban
I thought you said "skin bones" and didn't even question it
it's definitely the end of Zach's shin bones when Tomar uses them as toothpicks later after his mouse dinner
@Joshua Hughes oh yeah. If this is the mouse drama we’re hearing while recording I can only imagine it’s way worse behind the scenes
You can tell there’s lots of mouse drama behind the scenes
It's pretty rare that we hear Tomar rant exactly like Cory does
Rant-A-Wreck, Rant-A-Wreck!
I never thought Hedgehog Stew would be the breakout tune, I was sure it was gonna be Win the Race!
ngl when I'm hungry at lunch I often think about getting some "hedgehog stew in the afternoon" because its just so catchy
iteachvader mentioned, big ups
Skydiving is clearly the boppinest
Dude I've been waiting so long for someone to mention iteachvader on this channel. I think they would love your YTPs, the Robotnik series especially.
I'm partial to "what'll it be?" Myself. Unless we are expanding it beyond sonic ytpmv, in which case "objection funk" is god-tier
Zack went full AI Dungeon mode when he got to the hamster
They talked about eating a mouse for 12 minutes... the quality really has gone up.
Ironically, this the most sane hypothetical session they've ever had.
Linkara once ate a raw oyster at a school science fair, he threw up on his daughter’s teacher and the photo wound up in the paper. He had a restraining order filed by the teacher and lost his job at the pea soup factory, sad times indeed. But luckily he found a job at the Zoo.
Zach was and is the kid that changes the rules so he always wins.
I love that Tomar gets extremely fed up about being told to eat a mouse but Lyle has no hesitation on saying he’d eat a dolphin
@Zach H. Lyle would absolutely eat it alive by choice
to be fair the mouse had to be living
one of the most incomprehensible episodes to date good job guys!!
"You don't have to eat every f*ckin' inch of the chimp! You can leave the bones!"
-Joshua "That one Shinra soldier who really doesn't like Zack" Tomar
And he doesn't like Zach either
Funny how tomar sees all of you as mindless thralls and only husks. You are all pawns in his game. He is taking advantage of the human condition
You’re also a pawn, we’re all pawns. Only purpose is to be used by the all powerful Tomar.
Honestly I want Noita videos every week. Just make it a reoccurring series and I'll mainline that shit
"I really don't think your ability in chess is based on your iq" tomar mused, recalling the countless people he had tricked out of their souls in chess games
the "peerpressure" bit was actually 100x funnier than the cool hwhip bit in family guy, take notes seth mcfartland
Lmao, they really didn't like the fact that Zach tricked them into eating a hypothetical mouse.
Ironically the mouse hypothetical is very similar to an episode of The Twilight Zone
A day in hamster hell is better than an eternity in human heaven. This is the true lesson of mouse purgatory.
No one talking about Tomar singing the words ‘I love killing spiders’ over the tune of oingo boingo’s ‘I love little girls’ at 2:24 😳👀
Zach bullying Tomar into eating the mouse reminds me of the baptism scene in There Will Be Blood
These are the kind of hard hitting hypotheticals that gave Zach his title " The Hyperthetical. "
Tomar confusing Speedy Gonzales for Fievel Goes West is his greatest war crime.
Tomar reacts to Zachs changing hypothetical as if it is really happening to him and Zach isnt just changing the situation to piss him off.
a sleeper agent activated in my brain when lyle mentioned hedgehog stew and now its stuck in my head again
This is the episode that Tomas realized that he had a higher calling above mouse hypotheticals and went on a rampage the likes of which the world had never seen
As a Canadian, can confirm. I'm so excited for my first dentist appointment at 27 years old.
Man, I didn't picture myself making hedgehog stew today but, look, there it is.
I'm gonna get that blue cartoon!
If it's the last thing I do..
oh boy
At this hour?
In the afternoon?
This feels like I'm listening to conversation between Peter, Cleveland, Quagmire, and Joe while having a few drinks at the Clam
As somebody who for some reason watched Ice Poseidon a ton back then, them bringing up the burger Andy incident multiple times always cracks me up
cant wait for the animations of the mouse hypothetical
The Mouse Hypothetical kinda stole the show, but 15:27 is probably my favorite moment
"Go ahead, call HR." I think that stands for Heavenly Resources in this situation.
Every Zach hypothetical is a Goosebumps choose your own adventure book and everyone answers with their thumb on the previous page to fall back to
this whole video should be a premise for a smiling friends episode
Chris, zach, lyle and tomar. Man I'd love to hang out with this crew and maybe snuggle a little especially if Corey was there
someone else made the comment somewhere else, but I love how Zach makes everyone think, no matter what in his hypotheticals regardless of what they pick to always be the wrong choice
You know this hypothetical is gonna be wild if it's the title.
love the image of Tomar angrily berating the situation. Just picturing the purgatory guard just throwing the towel in going "okay fine! Fuck, go into heaven, fuck"
Honestly I think we could all use a few more mouse hypotheticals in our lives
I just watched Mouse Hunt on VHS last night and now I get this treat. The universe is looking out for me!
I love everyone pushing back on Zach's bait and switch.
I can't believe Lyle would tongue a mouse just to see those golden pearly gates
I'm more than halfway through the episode and for the first time ever I have to rewatch the entire thing to understand it. This episode is the chaos I've missed
Hopefully tomar gets over his addiction of “noita-ing” all over the recording room this episode
@Jack Wrath wrong
He won't stop until he realizes that those "spells" he keeps inserting into his "wand" are actually ballpoint pens
@Jack Wrath Okay last one, your avatar looks like a special needs south park character.
My content is actually better than Oney 😂😎
I love how Tomar js slowly waking up, you can hear it in his voice. He will never be the same and shall in the end eat the mouse....
Dude I got a weird sense of nostalgia from this episode. Really feels like old school sleepycabin
6:31 is the sound of the mouse laughing at the guy who ate him going to Hell.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard an episode so chaotic in a while. Putting Dex to work with those Donkey Kong edits!
"SAINT PETER ANDY BURGERS ME???"
fucking comedy gold
Hey guys! I just wanted to tell you how AWESOME it is that you do this show, I'm from Canada so it takes a bit with my 30 kbs internets but I am looking forward to the video once it buffers
I’m not meming or joking or anything but have you guys noticed that Tomar is sounding more energetic lately? It’s as if having a child has made him happier with his life, which is pretty hecking wholesome when you think about it.
This is gonna be one of the moments of all time on this channel.
Watching my Oney Boys
Playing Noita
One of their favorite games
Eating Tacos 🌮
Life's good man
I love how Cory called out Zach's hypothetical situations that he adds variables just so he can win.
I can’t believe Tomar ate a mouse
OneyPlays has reportedly broken up after Chris and Tomar were sent to hell and Zach and Lyle went to heaven
i genuinely mean it when i say i love when you guys collab. smiles and laughs the entire time; well done, boys!
This is top tier grade A oneyplays content. This is definitely going into a traumatizing Tomar compilation.
i never thought a simple lowly mouse would be the thing to bring Tomar to hysterics
It would 100% be Zach outside the pearly gates, offering the mouse to newcomers.
this feels like a lost episode that someone find on their hard drive years after oneyplays ends and they just upload it since they forget too while it was running
iteachvader getting a boost. Was not expecting Lyle's musical tastes to be so premium.
i’m so thankful they didn’t waste any time to get to the Mouse Hypothetical (it’s what i came here for)
Of course Lyle has dreams he's punching underwater
this is such an entertaining episode lol i've missed watching the funny boys
It's weirdly nostalgic hearing Zach mention progeria
This is one of my favorite episodes now
Cant wait for a MLK youtuber dream animation in the future.
I finally got Noita after seeing it on this channel a bunch in the past and now that I've played it a bunch, it's wild to me how much I've seen Chris play this game and don't know if he knows even 10% of the stuff there is in the game. Like there's a billion secrets they've never mentioned a single thing about in all the Noita videos. Crazy.
Wow Zach got EXPOSED SO HARD for his hypothetical bullshit. I know it's called Lyle's Liquids but Lyle did a Solid right here
One of my favorite episodes in recent memory