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  • Tickle Fingers
    Tickle Fingers 3 жыл бұрын +3659

    The only thing funnier than listening to Bill Burr is watching Bill Burr make Conan laugh.

    • Dick Johnson
      Dick Johnson Ай бұрын +1

      I've never been a big fan of Conan, but when Bill gets him to put his head in his hands, it's magic.

    • Kim Hanson
      Kim Hanson 3 ай бұрын

      @Elite Barbarian TY

    • Mansittingundertheweirwoodtree
      Mansittingundertheweirwoodtree 5 ай бұрын

      @Kim Hanson proud of what and why, if you dont know either of them? 😂
      Sincerely im curious how that works, or what exactly… yeah 👍🏾 ^^

    • Kelly Crouch
      Kelly Crouch 7 ай бұрын

      No shit…!what a duo!

  • Gaurav Shah
    Gaurav Shah 3 жыл бұрын +4411

    He is such an honest person. He thinks and speaks his mind, he may not know everything, but he is honest.

    • TimberW0lf
      TimberW0lf 2 ай бұрын

      He’s an honest asshole, he’s the type of person you want as a friend, he’ll be honest to you but won’t hurt you, and he’ll make you laugh. The best

    • JebClang
      JebClang 6 ай бұрын

      We'll see in about 8 years buddy. Let's see who knows what and how much 😉

    • brmbkl2015
      brmbkl2015  Жыл бұрын

      @ugotserved911 " about someone who turned a million into 3 billion and ended up president of America. " you know what buddy, you said it, right? how about you post us a link here that describes exactly what you just said. Because all of the facts around show that he lost 1.1 billion over the last ten years from his inherited fortune, and lost 20 million in 2020 in his overseas resorts alone You repeat bullshit here, you prove you're right. Come on hot shot.

  • The Channel of ALL
    The Channel of ALL 3 жыл бұрын +7804

    "The art is pissing off both sides" and "Trump is such a dope that he's actually gonna make me vote for a woman" got me dead

      TAMPABLACK 2 ай бұрын

      @The Dude's Clues that didn't age well

    • John Tomasik
      John Tomasik 4 ай бұрын

      Been a Libertarian since I could vote in 1980....that kind of fun is a regular thing when I interact with the Dems and Repubs. They're so easy to trigger....

    • Hoopaball
      Hoopaball 5 ай бұрын

      Nia is rasis. Bill likes sportsball. They're basically two TV channels no one wants to watch.

    • Brian Revell
      Brian Revell 7 ай бұрын

      Absolutely brilliant

  • 111 111
    111 111 3 жыл бұрын +3635

    The reason Conan is the only person good at interviewing him is cause all of the other interviewers ask him a bunch of stupid questions and slow down his jokes where Conan is over here egging him on.

    • Dean Papadopoulos
      Dean Papadopoulos Ай бұрын +1

      You make a great point. And Conan is the only one that recognizes that he’s in character and is promoting himself.

    • Stewart H
      Stewart H Ай бұрын

      @111 111 Conan was the same with Norm MacDonald (RIP) and that’s why he was on his show often.

    • Fernando Martinez
      Fernando Martinez 2 ай бұрын +1

      I miss Conan 😭

    • Kaden Mumford
      Kaden Mumford 2 ай бұрын

      😅😅😅😅 earaaeaaaeaeaa😅uuu

    • ZMB KLR
      ZMB KLR 3 ай бұрын

      Redhead secret society.

  • Rapture Studios
    Rapture Studios 2 жыл бұрын +221

    Man you know Bill is a comedic genius when you have to pause the video to sip your drink out of fear of spilling it whilst crying of laughter. Had me in tears the entire time. So funny. Him and Conan need to start their own show where they just talk about what's happening in the world, utterly brilliant

  • Kit1983
    Kit1983 2 жыл бұрын +335

    Listening to "Conan O'Brien needs a friend" has made me realise that Conan is one of the most naturally funny people on the planet, which makes it all the more impressive the room he gives to his guests. He's happy to sit back and allow them to do their thing. Genius.

    • Frank Locklear
      Frank Locklear 5 ай бұрын

      Of course he does, you have to cut the cake. You don't want to hog up the whole thing trying to take All the credit. Plus, you need variety.

    • Hugenkiz
      Hugenkiz 5 ай бұрын

      @tradewins no you are

    • Soporific
      Soporific 6 ай бұрын

      @tradewins I'm so glad I'm not you

    • mohammed barbandi
      mohammed barbandi 7 ай бұрын +5

      Especially considering how smart, funny, and how much he does joke and talk. He really does let his guests go, without interrupting like other hosts. Dudes a comedy writing legend from Harvard but he still lets everyone else have the floor.
      I’m also loving how the internet is realizing how bad jimmy Fallon is at this job lol. Fake laughing is half the job and he’s so bad at it

    • marlene g
      marlene g 7 ай бұрын +1

      I agree

  • the dawgg
    the dawgg 3 жыл бұрын +4136

    I like how he sinks into every chair he sits in

    • Geoffrey Faltot
      Geoffrey Faltot 7 ай бұрын

      He's just sittin back LOL

    • Jeremy Payne
      Jeremy Payne 11 ай бұрын

      His head is so dense from cramming all the rage and emotions down for so many years that it's heavier than steel.

    • No Name
      No Name 11 ай бұрын

      Except on that one morning show where he couldn't so he just roasted the stool and the people of the show for picking such a shitty object to sit on

    • Faustus
      Faustus  Жыл бұрын

      @Entasis you need Antacidis! Btw...did you lose your sense of humor? I'm such a wonderful guy in my own right that I'll help you look for it.
      However, I do have an interest in the result of said search....if we find your sense of humor, you can resume laughing at my jokes then.😎

    • Fire Ice
      Fire Ice  Жыл бұрын

      Bill burr can lean back in a chair like nobodies business

  • Phony Child
    Phony Child 2 жыл бұрын +500

    Bill is the voice in our heads we cant explain or say out loud

    • Eric Torok
      Eric Torok 3 ай бұрын

      Speak for yourself

    • Uncle J
      Uncle J 6 ай бұрын +3

      @Neg Ative And that's why we're in the nut house. Ha ha.

    • Neg Ative
      Neg Ative 7 ай бұрын +2

      I always say those things out loud.

    • Fauzan Azhima
      Fauzan Azhima 11 ай бұрын +4

      ​@Kathy Myers You can but you'll get slapped nowadays...

    • Kathy Myers
      Kathy Myers  Жыл бұрын +7

      Yes. You CAN say these things out loud.

  • B Casper
    B Casper 2 жыл бұрын +293

    Bill is at his best when he stays committed to the joke, No matter what.

    • John Strawb
      John Strawb 7 ай бұрын

      @star spangled Great line!

  • Paul Langmead
    Paul Langmead 3 жыл бұрын +291

    I've come to the conclusion that Bill Burr is the funniest man alive.

    • Hopper
      Hopper 11 ай бұрын

      @Dreddd ! sacha baron cohen isn't a classical stand up comedian. he doesn't belong in the discussion, and if he does then we need to consider bill murray, tina fey, eddie murphy, leslie nielsen, will ferrel, steve martin, chevy chase....the list goes on and on and on and on. let's keep it to stand up huh?

    • Dreddd !
      Dreddd !  Жыл бұрын

      Around 10 comments and no single one mentioned Sacha Baron Cohen. Stop it

    • Codename
      Codename  Жыл бұрын +2

      Invalid because you said this while Norm was still alive.

    • Will Pollock
      Will Pollock 2 жыл бұрын +1

      John mulaney

    • Ryan Dewhirst
      Ryan Dewhirst 2 жыл бұрын

      Burr, Chapelle,O neal, Hedberg, and Dice Clay in my opinion

  • CheezeHead0412
    CheezeHead0412 2 жыл бұрын +80

    Saw Bill Burr live and he's definitely the funniest comedian I've seen. Legit laughed out loud the entire time.

  • Captain Ali
    Captain Ali 3 жыл бұрын +109

    I love the fact that Conans laughs are legitimate laughs. Love their interviews. “Someone speaks “ Fallon- dies laughing

    • Dean Papadopoulos
      Dean Papadopoulos Ай бұрын

      👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍…great point. I love Fallon but he’s contrived.

    • Philip F
      Philip F 7 ай бұрын +1

      Rarely does Conan have a phony laugh. Fallon is constant and it’s annoying and that’s why I have never watched his show. He’s a terrible interviewer as well.

    • tradewins
      tradewins 11 ай бұрын

      @Mike It's true that nobody can outdo Fallon when it comes to phony, unctuous laughing. But Conan had his share of phony laughing too.

    • Mike
      Mike 11 ай бұрын

      @tradewins Conan can share a genuine laugh, Fallon just wants his to be heard.

    • tradewins
      tradewins 2 жыл бұрын

      I hate the fact that Conan's laughs are so phony.

  • Shota Omori
    Shota Omori 3 жыл бұрын +797

    Bill Burr is that person I want to always ask for a second opinion.

  • David Martinez
    David Martinez 3 жыл бұрын +53

    I love bill Burr. I never get tired of watching the same videos over and over again, because he is too damn funny and honest.

    • duncan w craig
      duncan w craig 3 жыл бұрын

      Ho ho I’ve watched his stand up shows numerous times.

  • SilokHawk
    SilokHawk 3 жыл бұрын +3075

    "What do you think about people saying Trump is bad for children?"
    "Ah we all know little kids always tuning into those political debates."

    • Ismael
      Ismael 9 ай бұрын +1

      It’s more about the parents who watch the news and influence their impressionable kids, but yeah most children don’t watch the news lol

    • chillin
      chillin  Жыл бұрын

      @Shaan Alam dude those were not normL debates lmao, there will never be debates this good ever again

    • FriendlyCrooc
      FriendlyCrooc  Жыл бұрын

      It's great though I had to stop the video immediately after I saw Jimmy Kimmel's face. That guy is the worst american host.

    • Jimolee's YT
      Jimolee's YT  Жыл бұрын +1

      I think the present resident is terrible for children in so many ways.

    • Hardcore Hunter
      Hardcore Hunter  Жыл бұрын

      Kids parents can't even follow the child protection act; I doubt they understand critical thinking. Also their kid takes Bill Burr Jokes at face value. If you think that deserves a "way ta go sport" then I don't know why you're watching Bill Burr clips.

  • FacepalmDaily
    FacepalmDaily 3 жыл бұрын +1723

    "I'm a first responder."
    "Dude, I called you. I saw the fire."
    Damn I love Bill Burr. LMAO

    • Andre McQueen
      Andre McQueen 7 ай бұрын

      @nemo nana I’m not doing it

    • E. W.
      E. W. 9 ай бұрын

      @nemo nana but it’d also be so much better since we’d all know that it’s like a rubbing joke

    • nemo nana
      nemo nana 2 жыл бұрын +1

      @CHiEF TONGA yes but then it wouldn't be that cool

      CHiEF TONGA 2 жыл бұрын +4

      I wish it worked like Reddit, where down voting/thumbs down subtracts the amount of likes. That way we could keep 666 or 420.

    • nemo nana
      nemo nana 2 жыл бұрын +3

      @FacepalmDaily i hope not tho 🤞

  • califlowar
    califlowar 2 жыл бұрын +256

    "It is very easy to piss off just one side, it is art to try to get everybody"
    - Bill Burr

    • Sir Colt
      Sir Colt 3 ай бұрын

      I probably get what he tried to say with that. But I don't get how that can be true. How hard can it be to just straight up insult everybody. People get offended. Shouldn't be too hard to make a lot of enemies very fast. Especially on the net.

    • Strategy Gaming
      Strategy Gaming 9 ай бұрын

      @Codename if it has but before it is then it would be correct

    • Codename
      Codename  Жыл бұрын +1

      Those clauses should be separated by a period or semicolon, not a comma.

  • Katarína Jargašová
    Katarína Jargašová 3 жыл бұрын +156

    the only person who knows how to behave around Bill is Conan, they re so good together

    • Matthew Laturski
      Matthew Laturski  Жыл бұрын +1

      I’ve seen so many clips of them together now and the chemistry is palpable. Most times it’s the host who’s supposed to be the “comedian” between them and the guest, so when the roles are reversed and they have a funnier comedian on than them the dynamic is very different. Most guys like Kimmel and Fallon still try and carry the comedy/through lines which doesn’t work while Conan just kinda lets Bill spout his insane funny shit and just riffs off that. So good

    • Muck Mire
      Muck Mire 2 жыл бұрын +2

      I think because Conan understands him better than anyone else because he's Irish

    • Jason Eaton
      Jason Eaton 2 жыл бұрын

      Skarf no he’s pretty cool. Way less sjw than Conan or Colbert....

    • That Blue Eyed Dude
      That Blue Eyed Dude 2 жыл бұрын +14

      Conan clearly knows comedy, so every little thing he says just ads to the flow of Bill.
      Not trying to be funny with him or anything.

  • sipioc
    sipioc 2 жыл бұрын +126

    I want an R rated version of the Grinch starring Bill Burr.

    • Odee Gilbert
      Odee Gilbert 6 ай бұрын

      Amazing how well some R rated clips do.

    • Jacob Nelson
      Jacob Nelson 2 жыл бұрын

      sipioc Bill burr resembles Ron Howard so technically he was in there lol

  • Daniel Brown
    Daniel Brown  Жыл бұрын +26

    I could watch Billy Burr compilations all day, even though I’ve seen all the clips hundreds of times.
    I fall asleep to his rants almost every night as well.

  • The Curator
    The Curator 3 жыл бұрын +717

    Bro im in the navy and when he was talking about the guy that points i was dieing lol. There called shooters. Bill Burr is the shit we need more people like him lol

    • Don Solo
      Don Solo 3 жыл бұрын +16

      @A J you are missing Bill's main point.
      It's the same thing as handing every kid a participation trophey even if they sucked. Society dictates we gotta make every single person feel like the most important person ever when they arent.
      We dont gotta sugar coat everything, and that's his point cause that's exactly what america does

    • A J
      A J 3 жыл бұрын +3

      @BigBore 44 dude you are 100% right. Also I was one of those guys. My rate was AD. I didn't just point the plane to the battlefield. I also fixed that planes engine. It was a tough job that I loved doing. While I understand a joke is a joke, I also realize most people don't understand military service. If more people really knew what was going on inside the military vets would be rock stars.

    • BigBore 44
      BigBore 44 3 жыл бұрын +14

      djnc jndmk But shooters have a very important and dangerous job. But the point is valid. However, everyone from the linen service to cooks, to ships captain plays an important role. And none can do their job without the others.

    • Jack The Lad
      Jack The Lad 3 жыл бұрын

      Aren't shooters in the Navy either pilots or backseaters in planes themselves though?

  • Chloe Marie
    Chloe Marie 3 жыл бұрын +579

    How the hell does jimmy Fallon have his own show still

    • MEC37
      MEC37 4 ай бұрын

      @Adeeb Iqbal Kimmel needs to be canceled

  • Lisa Leone
    Lisa Leone 2 жыл бұрын +14

    Bill is one of the funniest people on the planet and it's just how he is! I don't think he even needs to try. Every one of his comedy shows has me falling off my chair laughing. I especially love when he fantasizes about shoving his wife's head into a pumpkin and he does her imagined inner monologue "It's so orange!".

  • Seva
    Seva Ай бұрын +2

    3 pillars of a classic standup. Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle..!! Like period.

  • James Maher
    James Maher 2 жыл бұрын +26

    Love watching Conan laugh when Bill is on his show. 😂

  • R D
    R D 2 жыл бұрын +20

    Gonna go off on a limb and say he’s one of the best comedians of all time.

  • Aaron Lynn
    Aaron Lynn 3 жыл бұрын +534

    “Well what are you eating cereal for?” Conan is focusing on all the right things lol.

    • targan hunter
      targan hunter 2 жыл бұрын

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    • Rohan Pingle
      Rohan Pingle 2 жыл бұрын +2

      I just liked the comment because it got the damn thing to a round number and didn't bother me anymore, lmao.

    • Brad Modd
      Brad Modd 3 жыл бұрын +1

      What a funny thing to say....sure ain't no comeback for Bill after that...Conan the destroyer strikes again

    • leonardo h
      leonardo h 3 жыл бұрын +12

      @Variator Apparently in the Bilderberg Group meetings they do a gathering by the mountains in Switzerland.

    • Variator
      Variator 3 жыл бұрын +1

      @leonardo h But... What was the under a mountain stuff about?

  • Ezekiel Butterscotch
    Ezekiel Butterscotch 3 жыл бұрын +73

    if everyone in the world was as sensible as bill burr the world be a much better place

  • fred estire
    fred estire Ай бұрын +1

    Love Bill. He tells it like it is and makes everyone laugh. That's true comedy! LOLOLOLOL

  • Jack Medlock
    Jack Medlock 3 жыл бұрын +122

    Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle are on fire right now. 😂

    • David Bright
      David Bright 3 жыл бұрын +6

      Jack Medlock they are both in career best form. Both are the kings in my opinion. Dave is the 🐐 of modern comedy, but Bill is a legend in his own right. Paper Tiger has me in tears 😂😂😂

  • legofan370
    legofan370 3 жыл бұрын +232

    When he said that the banks were Ponzi schemes, I immediately thought of Ron Swanson: "Don't trust big banks or small banks, banks are Ponzi schemes run by morons."

    • Mirror ToYourWeakness
      Mirror ToYourWeakness 2 жыл бұрын +12

      Here's the thing, saying morons is giving them an out. They are fairly intelligent but more importantly, they are pathological, psychopaths. They could give Two Shits about you. They enjoy your torment. Think that times ten.

    • Scott Murdock
      Scott Murdock 2 жыл бұрын +11

      Think "wells Fargo". However, they aren't weren't run by "morons", they're run by gangsters.

    • Sort of an Oaky Afterbirth
      Sort of an Oaky Afterbirth 3 жыл бұрын +9

      End the Fed 👍

  • Ghost Rider
    Ghost Rider 6 ай бұрын +4

    I don’t know how much I have to watch bill burr it’s not enough he hits every nail in the head again and again.

  • Catweasle
    Catweasle 2 ай бұрын +1

    We need more people like Bill.

  • Diggorydies
    Diggorydies 2 жыл бұрын +9

    I just love the first responder joke. Never gets old. Heck, none of Bill Burr jokes ever get old.
    "Dude, I called you first. I saw the fire."

  • mark malinowski
    mark malinowski 7 ай бұрын +5

    The more I listen to bill burr, the more I think he’s necessary for the human race to progress 👏

  • Myriam Lateur
    Myriam Lateur 7 ай бұрын +4

    Bill is the greatest! Not only he is crazy funny but he always is damn right!

  • Michael Slotboom
    Michael Slotboom 2 жыл бұрын +10

    I loved that section with Conan where he was talking about growing up in the 70's. As kids we grew up in the 60's and my mom had to take us to Kroger to shop for groceries. Before we left the car she would say she won't stand for any acting up. So we get into Kroger and sure enough, I start acting up. Mom says, Michael, I'm going to count to 3 as she is bending over to remove her Ked's sneaker. Then she says 1, and kablamo, she hits me upside the head with her shoe. My sister says, that's not fair, you only counted to 1.....so Bam, she gets walloped too.

    • RogueReplicant
      RogueReplicant 2 жыл бұрын

      @Michael Slotboom I hear ya, my parents used to smack us real good, too, especially if we fought among ourselves (3 siblings). We grew up in the 70's in the San Fernando Valley CA, practically feral kids running wild, lol. I'm lucky to have survived into adulthood, I'm not sure how, tho 😅

    • Michael Slotboom
      Michael Slotboom 2 жыл бұрын +1

      @RogueReplicant and he was so on point about dads. When I was 10, my sister was 9 and my brother was 6. I guess my mom got tired of hitting us with her shoe, so she changed up her plan. One day she decided to just let us act up without any conflict. But when we got in the car to go home she was silent until we were about half way home. Then she said, just wait till your father gets home, I'm going to tell him everything you 3 did and he will be fuming mad. I didn't realize until years later that dad simply wanted to get home from work, take his 2 vallium, eat potato chips and drink a couple beers. But we were scared to death. So dad gets home and tries to get into his routine, but mom is telling him how terrible we were and that he had to do something about it. So he gets up and yells, you kids, get in the backroom and once I cool off, I am going to let you hear the rules.....so we all go back there. We wait, wait, wait. Finally he comes in and sits us all down and says, look guys, don't give me any trouble with your mom. I love you all and I wasn't there. So let's just chat for a couple minutes and then I want you to go out one at a time in about 2 minute intervals bellowing like you just got your butt tore up..okay???

    • Michael Slotboom
      Michael Slotboom 2 жыл бұрын +1

      @RogueReplicant Yeah, times have changed a lot. My mom never hesitated to discipline us in public back then, and most other mothers were the same. And thinking about it now, none of us kids ever ended up in jail or really got into any serious trouble. We grew up listening to mom and truth be told, be were more scared of her than the police.

    • RogueReplicant
      RogueReplicant 2 жыл бұрын

      That was funny af! Nowadays the other snowflake shoppers would snitch on her and she would be arrested for attempted murder, wtf 😑

  • RoomerJ
    RoomerJ  Жыл бұрын +8

    So intelligent, good morals, honest and no filter. Perfect combination

  • pweter351
    pweter351 3 жыл бұрын +25

    I agree with the hero thing ... My grand father was an air force mechanic in ww2 he got bombed and sniped at but never picked up his medals or applied for a pension because he didn't think he was special. He always said the pilots and the infantry did it tough.

  • Burt Macklin
    Burt Macklin 2 жыл бұрын +51

    Watching him with Elijah Wood is like watching a step-father trying to bond with his stepson

  • O.C.TileGuy
    O.C.TileGuy 7 ай бұрын +2

    I love how he can get any talk show host to laugh their butt off. That's an art.

  • Macesponkey Sponkyville
    Macesponkey Sponkyville 7 ай бұрын +1

    This makes me feel old, i can relate to that era, living in it,.i also realized I've been watching Bill for over a decade and it's kinda cool and sad that he could probably run a country better than anyone doing it, all i mean is he can take anything and make sense of it, what you do with his finished explanation is on you but man he can make shit very clear.
    It be great to see him as a translator remaining a comedian. Imagine a world where we genuinely have no idea what a person is speaking about and Bill is our translator.

  • AJ R
    AJ R 3 жыл бұрын +283

    Is it bad that I can relate so much to this dude’s brain ?

    • SierWilliam
      SierWilliam 2 жыл бұрын +1

      No, that would be the real American man before 1950

    • Pete Howard
      Pete Howard 2 жыл бұрын


    • Clyde Frog
      Clyde Frog 2 жыл бұрын

      Absolutely not

    • Jason Eaton
      Jason Eaton 2 жыл бұрын +1

      AJ R my cousin is a cancer with Gemini mercury, he talks and thinks just like Bill Burr.

    • Jason Eaton
      Jason Eaton 2 жыл бұрын +1

      AJ R probably Gemini mercury. What s your date of birth ?

  • terece vladimir
    terece vladimir 5 ай бұрын +1

    Bill Burr is so real and naturally nonstop funny. You gotta love the guy.

  • Wade
    Wade 2 жыл бұрын +26

    I love how Bill Burr makes me feel normal. I love pissing people off just for the fun of it.

    • Ismael
      Ismael 9 ай бұрын

      @Aidan Calfee really ties it all together

  • The Jay Real
    The Jay Real 2 жыл бұрын +8

    Bill Burr is so effortlessly comedically refined & refreshing ‼️‼️‼️ look at how he without any effort had all of these different talk show hosts and comedians themselves in a tare LOL

  • Kevin Forever
    Kevin Forever 2 жыл бұрын +19

    Watching Conan and Bill interact is like watching two stars colliding.

  • RocketPunchHero
    RocketPunchHero  Жыл бұрын +11

    14:32 Bill has a solid point. When I was a kid, my parents gave our neighbors permission to whoop our asses if we got out of line. Guess what? Nothing happened and we grew up well adjusted adults.

    • Root Beer
      Root Beer 3 ай бұрын

      kinda depends on the neighbors…..

  • milk steak
    milk steak 2 жыл бұрын +3

    He's such a good comic im glad I got to grow up listening to him

  • Andrew Blatherwick
    Andrew Blatherwick 18 күн бұрын

    As a Brit I love Bill Burr. The truth always provides the best humour. He has the knack of delivery down to a fine art.

  • Anti Social Media
    Anti Social Media 5 ай бұрын +2

    I love how bill is so funny he makes conan forget what to do with his hands.

  • Chris Adkins
    Chris Adkins 2 жыл бұрын +2

    No one is better at funny analogies than Bill Burr.

  • Dan C
    Dan C 7 ай бұрын +4

    One of the last iconic figures in comedy that tells it like it is

  • Eric Massey
    Eric Massey 3 жыл бұрын +403

    Seth Meyers: this helicopter isn’t big enough to fit your whole family
    Bill Burr: lol true

    • grienardus12
      grienardus12 2 жыл бұрын

      @AGH92 hopefully something that makes sense next time.

    • AGH92
      AGH92 2 жыл бұрын

      Bora Cebecioğlu yeah well when you see a comment about a helicopter and a family inside a day after Kobe dies what do you think I’m going to think of?

    • Bora Cebecioğlu
      Bora Cebecioğlu 2 жыл бұрын +3

      @AGH92 literally not even related in a 1 way

    • AGH92
      AGH92 2 жыл бұрын

      Miss reign Kobe

  • Johnny M
    Johnny M 3 жыл бұрын +124

    My goodness you can just feel the air come out of the room when he says it’s enjoyable to be here when Hillary loses😂

  • Manik Maharjan
    Manik Maharjan  Жыл бұрын +3

    He seems like a calm and reasonable person to me.

  • BuryMeInKief
    BuryMeInKief 3 жыл бұрын +17

    That family abandoning joke was highly hilarious I loved it 😂😂.

  • David Sutton
    David Sutton 5 ай бұрын +1

    I love Bill Burr, he and I are on the same page. He's so funny to me. I am glad people still aren't scared to just say it real.

  • DamnUsernameTakenFU
    DamnUsernameTakenFU 4 ай бұрын +2

    I’ve seen these clips multiple times--as long as it’s a different thumbnail I’ll still click and watch if Billy and Conan are in it. Best duo.

  • Christopher
    Christopher 3 жыл бұрын +183

    Lol I love how nobody in that L.A. audience believed him when he predicted that Trump was going to win.

    • Clyde Frog
      Clyde Frog 2 жыл бұрын +2

      muh fake news This is maybe one of the most important talking points of our era. People are slowly coming around to the idea that it's all a show and the only people that lose are working people. Everytime. Left or right be damned, it's rulers and slaves, has been for millennia. We've got a window of opportunity now to take back control of our own lives, but people WILL have to see the cracks in the mirror themselves before any change is possible.

    • Pondimus Maximus
      Pondimus Maximus 2 жыл бұрын +1

      Salvatore Cusumano No surprise there. No one takes pleasure in human suffering, the way leftists do.

    • Master Chiefin
      Master Chiefin 3 жыл бұрын

      Salvatore Cusumano okay buddy keep dreaming

    • scrolex
      scrolex 3 жыл бұрын

      Salvatore Cusumano lol, Salvatore, Juan, Jose, no difference. Beans that will be farted out in the next revolution.

    • Some random Human
      Some random Human 3 жыл бұрын +2

      @Salvatore Cusumano I'm still YOUR FUCKIN PRESIDENT.

  • ZesPak
    ZesPak 2 жыл бұрын +26

    Bill: "I'm a loner"
    Fallon: Under the table laughing.
    I swear he's just leaning into the meme by now.

    • Mike Meade
      Mike Meade 9 ай бұрын

      Or taking a sip under the desk.

  • The Stuport
    The Stuport 3 жыл бұрын +85

    Bill would be just fine on a Deserted Island...he makes himself laugh and seems quite comfortable in his own skin.

    • Pawel
      Pawel 3 жыл бұрын

      @Sayed Hasan humans are social animals being isolated fucks with the brain allot

    • Porch
      Porch 3 жыл бұрын +2

      can i be in ur skin

    • Sayed Hasan
      Sayed Hasan 3 жыл бұрын +2

      @Pawel i talk to myself on a regular basis, before i sleep i imagine weird scenarios where I'm cool as shit and i really wanna know what kind of world I'd create after three months of isolation

    • Pawel
      Pawel 3 жыл бұрын +1

      Yeah but watch after 3 months of isolation you will see yourself smearing fecal matter all over your face and doing strange chants. Trust me ive seen it happen. -Pawel G

  • R J
    R J 2 жыл бұрын +2

    Bill is amazing. He speaks the truth. If you actually see passed his comical act... Dude is on to some real stuff.

  • Amy Tinoco-Friedman
    Amy Tinoco-Friedman 3 жыл бұрын +148

    The rock-throwing at his car reminds me of when my neighbor's kids were throwing large rocks at my 2 pound Teacup Yorkie. I told them if they hurt her I would call the police. three minutes later their dad was at my door threatening me!! This was 9 years ago. I heard his oldest is in prison for trying to kill someone. He could have corrected the problem when they were 9 years old

    • Gage Taylor
      Gage Taylor 11 ай бұрын

      @devriestown And he assaulted my dog, and to this day still holds down our cats and punches them. And if I catch him doing it he'll get it even worse than before because he's a teenager now and still going down the same road where lots of serial killers start. Did you know that most serial killers start out abusing and killing animals? The only sicko is you defending somebody abusing animals by beating them for no reason. So as far as I'm concerned if he can beat my pets, I can beat him too and we're even. There's only so many things you can justify somebody doing because of age. If you're literally holding down cats and punching them at 13 years old there's no going up from there, you're a shitty human being. My brother has also brandished knives at our grandmother before like he was gonna throw them at her. I can go on and on with the terrible things my brother has done, any ass kicking he gets from anybody, it's not enough.

    • Cal Clips
      Cal Clips 2 жыл бұрын

      @a name you’re not bill burr my guy

    • G O
      G O 2 жыл бұрын +1

      Damn that makes sense.

    • akane742
      akane742 2 жыл бұрын +1

      Names... Damnit we want names....lol

  • Nick
    Nick 2 жыл бұрын +12

    I love how everyone agrees that Conan is the best!

  • Sougata Mitra
    Sougata Mitra 2 жыл бұрын +73

    People: I'm offended.
    Bill Burr *leans back on chair*: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • John Sumner
    John Sumner 2 жыл бұрын +7

    Most underrated comic of our time, I think Jonny Carson would have loved him!

  • Snafuski
    Snafuski 7 ай бұрын +1

    One can only thank Bill Burr for using comedy to slash apart so many golden calves. I've also wondered about the egregious proliferation of "heros" in our society and "survivors." By the going definition of the last, I should have a breast covered in medals.

  • Danson Saldanha
    Danson Saldanha 7 ай бұрын +4

    Bill burr :"I am a loner man, I don't like people"
    Fallon : bursts out laughing.

  • DDB Tube
    DDB Tube 2 жыл бұрын +13

    Some people want to meet Stallone, I just want to have a beer with Burr

  • Joe Nichols
    Joe Nichols 3 жыл бұрын +4

    I was a fan of Bill Burr. Then I see he said he likes Cleveland on National TV and didn't taunt our city. This guy is legend. Feels no peer pressure to conform his jokes

  • Alexander Jackson
    Alexander Jackson 3 жыл бұрын +8

    Always glad to see bill on any show

  • Latter
    Latter 2 жыл бұрын +2

    Most people don’t seem to realize he is performing written jokes just working them into a conversation format. He probably rehearsed alot of these points on stage. Pretty cool

  • Josh Rabatin
    Josh Rabatin 5 ай бұрын +1

    Jimmy Fallon is the one talk show host I have never seen actually laugh.

  • Aymane
    Aymane 3 жыл бұрын +5

    I can't believe that this guy comes up with HILARIOUS stuff on the spot

  • Slippin Jimmy
    Slippin Jimmy 2 ай бұрын +1

    Bill has given me a new appreciation for Conan

  • Gojira_ZX10RR
    Gojira_ZX10RR 3 жыл бұрын +124

    Bill is the last true american lol...that guy knows how to be a legit human without the need to be surrounded by a bubble or safe space

  • Knight Wolf
    Knight Wolf 3 жыл бұрын +20

    He so funny he should be a stand up comedian.. and possibly play a role in a tv show one day.

    REDMARK ART 3 жыл бұрын +70

    Jimmy Fallon yelling "No, its the holiday season!" helps bring clarity as to why Jaquin Pheonix behaved the way he did in that Fallon in interview.

    • Von D
      Von D 3 жыл бұрын +1


  • Chris Dropulich
    Chris Dropulich  Жыл бұрын +4

    Burr is the man, he's hilarious.

  • HappyAlien
    HappyAlien 3 жыл бұрын +57

    Honestly he looks amazing for 50.

    • Muck Mire
      Muck Mire 2 жыл бұрын +4

      He married a Black woman and she taught him the secrets of aging and lotion

    • Conor
      Conor 3 жыл бұрын +1

      Dustin what ARE YA GAY?

  • Christopher McDonald
    Christopher McDonald 11 ай бұрын +1

    I am responding on my sons account as I am 62 but I follow Bill Burr seen him live and relate to his family dysfunction growing up but his intelligence of understanding it to see the humor in it is great. I grew up poor and didn't know what Kraft was till I was 12. Discovered they change of can goods to color rather than black and white when Staff brand came around. I'm serious that I can see humor in getting peanut butter in a gallon can from the government that had a 1/2" of oil on top of it that you had to stir. The government cheese blocks was the best cheese I have ever had. We had six kids and one Dad to support us and loved us and raised us right. I to this day am not sure I could have done that.
    I love Bills humor as you can only get material from life situations and it takes intelligence to convey it without offending people that cant take a joke. Comedians I always thought were the ones who had the right and should have to push the right of free speech and laugh at life

  • Richard Thompson
    Richard Thompson 2 жыл бұрын +5

    Bill Burr’s justifiable rage at everything is awesome but holy shit his love for his daughter is amazing

    • Darlene Smith
      Darlene Smith 7 ай бұрын

      Yes the look of complete joy on his face after the birth of his daughter was heart warming

  • Jesse Rogalski
    Jesse Rogalski  Жыл бұрын +3

    An absolute legend.

  • S Shukla
    S Shukla 9 ай бұрын +1

    Bill is amazing, his rants are valid and legendary. He derives comedy from truth and fact, which is hard to so now.
    Conan egging him to go for extra mile makes him more dangerous.
    Other late night host or people who interview him get uncomfortable when bill speaks his mind.
    They start looking here and there, trying to avoid controversy and start explaining his statement.
    While Conan, lifts him up.
    Bills and Conan round table I would every month end.
    The rants are always legendary.
    Like Bill bombing Philadelphia and doing a countdown himself.
    If Conan was there in Philadelphia would be a nuclear wasteland. 😂😂😂😂😁😁😁

  • Mr. NotSoCreative
    Mr. NotSoCreative 3 жыл бұрын +43

    I love Andy Richter, but if he was ever replaced with Bill Burr, Conans show would be perfect

    • enj cuta
      enj cuta 2 жыл бұрын +2

      Bill is more like a good dessert. While you're willing to sacrifice some of the staples to have more dessert, it is best to keep the dessert a treat.

    • Jack Herer
      Jack Herer 3 жыл бұрын +8

      He would steal Conan's performance too much. Also, Bill should have his own show but I doubt he would even want that.

  • Tyler Hurcomb
    Tyler Hurcomb 5 ай бұрын +1

    Bill burr is a certified legend

  • Will de Noble
    Will de Noble 9 ай бұрын +2

    Kimmel genuinely crylaughing had me dead.

  • Fareen8798
    Fareen8798 2 жыл бұрын +1

    100 per cent agree with Bill. I have a toddler, she is just like the baby girl you have. Waving at people. Friendly. Boys bother her the same way. It’s difficult to react to a situation like this now a days.

  • Thog
    Thog 3 жыл бұрын +599

    Bill was gonna say “gay gun” at 0:23 but stopped himself for the show lol

    • V -
      V -  Жыл бұрын

      @memento mori maggot gun but with an F perhaps ;)

    • Gorillazilla
      Gorillazilla 2 жыл бұрын +2

      I was sure he was gonna say "girl's gun" lol

    • memento mori
      memento mori 3 жыл бұрын +1

      Looked like his mouth was going to form an f or d word tbh

    • Rossco1003
      Rossco1003 3 жыл бұрын +7

      Good catch

  • Liflow
    Liflow 2 жыл бұрын +1

    This is a great reminder as to why I love this comedian.

  • SerenityValley9
    SerenityValley9  Жыл бұрын +1

    Good comedy is based on truth. That's why a lot his stuff is so good.

  • onnyt
    onnyt 3 жыл бұрын +207

    "Trump is such a dope he's actually gonna make me vote for a woman" LoL

  • Sarah Caseybooboo2
    Sarah Caseybooboo2 3 жыл бұрын +7

    I want to see bill burr get his own talk show so bad. Either that or interview celebrities on the red carpet like Joan rivers

  • Brian Revell
    Brian Revell 7 ай бұрын +1

    Conan seems to really enjoy watching him just rant. 😂

  • GoodMusicFeedsMySoul
    GoodMusicFeedsMySoul 3 жыл бұрын +17

    Bill is a world class troll

  • Chad Haas
    Chad Haas 2 жыл бұрын +2

    Love Bill Burr. He's in my top 5

  • Witty
    Witty 3 жыл бұрын +89

    "up and out was the only way to do it."
    I have died.

  • Parsa Dolatabadi
    Parsa Dolatabadi 3 жыл бұрын +1

    I love bill burr he is so relatable

  • J B
    J B 3 жыл бұрын +11

    One of the most used lines in the entertainment industry "Hes like the nicest guy ever"