Not a real fan of Kevin's comedy but I must admit, his off the cuff stuff is extremely hilarious, and he's pretty quick witted, this had me rolling..lol
Lol. He’s delusional. I’d never go up to him ever. Couldn’t care less rather BS with Kevin and have a good conversation. Sounded like someone was full of themself
I have an inkling that hes actually friends with them or hes prepared them before hand that he will roast them. I doubt with some of the things he said that they would let him back otherwise.
@Ray Lanza Are you sure? It seems a little strange that you'd be so concerned with grammar to worry about how someone phrased a comment 3 years ago and not know about proper nouns...
Repent to Jesus Christ “Therefore we do not lose heart. Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day.” 2 Corinthians 4:16 NIV h
@Beetle Juice I've written many short and witty comments in my time. I've also written long, in depth comments that resemble short magazine articles. Both types of comments have received many likes and both have received only a few likes sometimes. I really don't care if a bunch of people with short attention spans don't like my longer comments. If only one person reads my long comment and likes it and finds it informative or meaningful, that's fine with me. If reading is such a difficult chore for you, then don't read any long comments. Some people enjoy reading and aren't necessarily interested in comments that bring instant gratification. Stop trying to police the internet and telling other people how they should be writing their comments to tickle your funny bone. Not everything is about you and not everything is about collecting the most likes. If 25 people like my long comments or if hundreds of people like my short, witty comments, I feel equally satisfied.
You might like the Cellar Crowd videos, its recordings from these new york comedians just hanging out and trashing each other. And they had a show called Tough Crowd, too.
I had to go back to find out Conan was super respectful, looked him in the eyes, put his hand on Kevin’s back(not head) and even turned around again to give him an extra respect nod. Which somehow makes it even funnier😂
6:05... I’m crying I could watch him do this bit everyday and laugh like I heard it for the first time!!! “ Your looking at a player Thats Galoshasaucious and that makes him a traumatical disastercation”🤣🤣🤣☠️
@I'mYourNeighbor the almanac is probably the best representation. As someone pointed out what an almanac is. A dictionary is learning what words are. An encyclopedia is learning what things are. And an almanac is using a dictionary and encyclopedia to tell your idea or interest using correct language. However when the other guy sad encyclopedia Kevin had some self doubt. It's hard to keep up with ignorant people
“Ya snap-finger famous”. OMG. Classic. Instant classic. Kevin would probably be good in a capping contest. (To the young people, Cap used to me “ya momma type jokes”)
To get Chelsea Handler to laugh is a feat within itself. My hat go off the Kevin Hart for that monumentous endeavor. I.ve never seen Chelsea crack up like that. It was either that she found Kevin Hart genuinely funny or she had a crush on him to where she had the giggles.
Max actually had the most brutal line in the entire video when Kevin talks about wanting respect and to be treated like a man: "Is that why you wore a onesie to the set today?"
Not a real fan of Kevin's comedy but I must admit, his off the cuff stuff is extremely hilarious, and he's pretty quick witted, this had me rolling..lol
The reason Kevin can do that, is because he had Patrice O'Neal as a opponent many many many times. After that nobody comes close.
Nice!
He use to be a spelly bee contestant.
He was sharpened by the likes of the Patrice O'Neals, and the Bill Burrs.
Nobody asked tho
I think Kevin is way funnier in "real life" and in interviews than he is in his standup.
yeah definitely , i dont even wacth his standups. kat williams standups are better
Ppl say this about so many comedians
@Jerrel Lmao you gonna learn today!
For me, it's mostly his movies that I don't funny, but they're popular, so tastes differ I guess.
You nailed it!
“You look like a bean bag that got sat in”. Had me dying!😭😂
I thought it was a bean bag with santa in it 🤣
The way shaq laughed at it had me
He said sanded lol
@Courtney Fisher I'm probably gonna
Gotta give it to Steven A. He always takes it like a champ 😂
PAUSE
Yeah, cause Kev be whoopin his BACKSIDE!! Especially at 4:53
Lol. He’s delusional. I’d never go up to him ever. Couldn’t care less rather BS with Kevin and have a good conversation. Sounded like someone was full of themself
No, he dishes it out to get media attention
Smith can't take what he dishes out!
"Look, he's uncomfortably drinking water"😂😂😂
Underrated bar fr 🤣🤣🤣
DOOM
😂😂
Bruh i read this as he was saying it and it honestly made it even better
If someone said that to me while i was drinking water i would do spit take 😂😂
"Shaq you know what success is, Kenny you know what success is "
*looks at Chuck
"Alright and ima stop it right there"
😂😂😂😂😂
7:17
@Bdub Wilson I
Took me tf out 🤣🤣😭😭
The funniest part 🤣
The appropriate title would be Kevin Hart roasting Steven A. Smith for 11 mins with some pauses
Finger make laughter than him jacwuestrieu
That’s what I was thinking
Steven Errrr Smith*
Shaq is literally Kevin’s biggest fan
@shogrran That is literally true.
And the largest
This joke is so hilarious and witty. Kevin Hart will definitely steal this if he saw it.
your definitely right..
Oh damn how did so many people in the comments miss the joke.
"if he smiles fast enough his lips will bleed" one of the funniest roasts ive ever heard
Shaq I told ya I'm gon get him Shaq
Followed by "LOOK, LOOK! HE UNCOMFORTABLY DRINKING WATER" Lmao I died
I'm weak 🤣
omg and the way shaq had his arm locked up while he was leaning in laughing at that, I really LOLd
Still remember watching that live and it’s still one of the funniest reactions ever from CWebb and Shaq
He's probably the only person who can roast the whole world and still no one will be mad at him.
How Kevin's voice get deeper in the past 5 years lol. How he hit puberty at 35
Happens to a lot of people
So will yours. What’s your point ?
Your voice does change as you age even past puberty.
😆
maybe he smokes.
Skip: “I got a question”
Kevin: “we’ll ask it skip”
😂😂😂😂
Why they keep allowing him back on First Take 😂😂😂😂
Walking almanac 😅lol
I have an inkling that hes actually friends with them or hes prepared them before hand that he will roast them. I doubt with some of the things he said that they would let him back otherwise.
@Ray Lanza Are you sure? It seems a little strange that you'd be so concerned with grammar to worry about how someone phrased a comment 3 years ago and not know about proper nouns...
@Matt McNicholas no.
@Ray Lanza Shouldn't you capitalize the E?
I died when he talked about greatness and skipped over Charles Barkley 😂😂😂
he could also joke about it, because he knows Charles can take it, because he was a superstar on his own right.
@joey hiii 🤦🏾♂️
@joey hiii Kenny has two rings. The point was Charles doesnt have a ring.
Woulda been funnier if he said it about kenny
Me to 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His comedic timing and quick wit is unmatched. The stuff he comes up with. 😂😂😂
This man has called himself a walking almanac and did a bird impression on national television… what a gem Kevin Hart is
"Shaq, I told you I was gonna gettem shaq"! The friendship they have is lit
8:04
They need to do a remake of 'Twins' (Arnold Schwartzenegger, Danny DiVito).
I don’t think I’ve seen Chelsea Handler laugh that hard before 😂😂
“Snapfinger famous” got damn i done spit my juice out all on my damn bed ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Repent to Jesus Christ “Therefore we do not lose heart. Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day.”
2 Corinthians 4:16 NIV
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😂😂😂
yep.
@Beetle Juice I've written many short and witty comments in my time. I've also written long, in depth comments that resemble short magazine articles. Both types of comments have received many likes and both have received only a few likes sometimes. I really don't care if a bunch of people with short attention spans don't like my longer comments. If only one person reads my long comment and likes it and finds it informative or meaningful, that's fine with me.
If reading is such a difficult chore for you, then don't read any long comments. Some people enjoy reading and aren't necessarily interested in comments that bring instant gratification. Stop trying to police the internet and telling other people how they should be writing their comments to tickle your funny bone. Not everything is about you and not everything is about collecting the most likes. If 25 people like my long comments or if hundreds of people like my short, witty comments, I feel equally satisfied.
Kevin's on the spot humor is hilarious. I understand that some ppl dont find his movies and specials funny.. but overall he is a funny guy in general.
I’ll never mess with a comedian they are very quick witted and intelligent I would lose every arguement😂💙😂
You might like the Cellar Crowd videos, its recordings from these new york comedians just hanging out and trashing each other. And they had a show called Tough Crowd, too.
I love how little he is but becomes the biggest guy in the room, just hilarious
As soon as someone says you walk weird you instantly can’t walk normal at all, it’s like some damn spell
As soon as i start walking in fronte of girls my legs turn into jelly i start tripping ...
Simple, but quite unbreakable...
Jackson Rust so true 😂😂😂
That`s likely because you walk weird..
Steven A.Smith: *breaths*
Kevin: and I took that personally
Lmao 🤣
What?
I need a TV show with Kevin Hart & Stephen A for 30mins a day please.
It would just be Kevin Hart roasting him 😂
Stephen A CANNOT abide someone smarter and funnier than him, not for a month straight. No way in HAIL.
No Kevin Hart vs Affion Crockett
Fuck yeah!!!!
I swear Kevin's off the top stuff is WAYYYYY funnier than any of his shows Ive seen. This dude funny as hell.
7:17 it always makes me laugh hard every time 🤣
That was cold 🥶 😂
People might not like Hart's comedy specials but you can't deny he's naturally funny!!!
"Look! Look! He's uncomfortably drinking water!" -Kevin Heart
Hart
nate cross had me rolling lmaoo
Shaq's hard laugh is so god damn wholesome
This guy should play as Deadpool sidekick 😂
I can see him dying and coming back to life a bunch of times
"This guy" 😭😭
Man.. get this message to fox or Marvel studio
@Ben88 thats probably true.. i then could see him killing kev of "accidently" for trying to upstage him in his own "threequill".
"this guy" lol
I had to go back to find out Conan was super respectful, looked him in the eyes, put his hand on Kevin’s back(not head) and even turned around again to give him an extra respect nod. Which somehow makes it even funnier😂
I'm glad this guy is fine after the accident,cant stop laughing
Her uncontrolled laughing at him as he bragged about his body and tried to tell the rest of his tale.
Priceless.
That snap finger famous joke was actually very clever and hilarious.
Damn when he told Chelsea that she missed her chance and said she chose 50 she stopped laughing real quick lmao
🤣😭
Never though I’d feel bad for Stephen A Smith😂Kevin Hart really owning him
Yeah Kevin is great at just saying the same things that everybody says to make fun of Stephen A
Kev is just a naturally funny person man he can make anyone feel comfortable it's just like talking to family I swear
Kevin knows how to make Shaq break. He’s sitting there clutching kevs arm 😂
The snap finger famous is probably one of the best off the cuff jokes ever made by him it was flawless , he really meant that ish 😂😂😂
Kevin is a comedic powerhouse. He exhales funny like most exhale hot air.
I haven't laughed at Kevin Hart this long in a while. Pure golden
Kevin has excellent come back, must have been roasted a lot coming up.
@Jabari Crews Ellis facts 🤣🤣
hes short - their tongue is ready at any moment lol
Shit he's from north philly. You either had to fight, or roast back..... or both lol.
He’s from the hood, you need to have a quick brain to survive all that roasting
I'm not the biggest fan of Kevin's stand up but I think he is the best off-the-cuff roaster in the game. Top-level improviser
"LOOK LOOK ! He's uncomfortably drinking water" lmaooo Kevin is hilarious
lol the most random shit xD
5:24 I died when he flipped the birthday cupcake.
“If you don’t get outta here shaped like a bean bag that got sat in”....... I felt that one
"you up here naming dinosaurs" bruh, I was not ready for that. I didn't know I could wheeze laugh so damn long after hearing that. Got damn 😂
Why is Kevin Hart always ripping on Stephen A 😂😂😂😂
Brady Webber cuz he acts like he knows everything literally he’s a clown
Cuz it's Stephen A
@Henry Sheppard hes not cool with him tho
6:05... I’m crying I could watch him do this bit everyday and laugh like I heard it for the first time!!! “ Your looking at a player Thats Galoshasaucious and that makes him a traumatical disastercation”🤣🤣🤣☠️
Kevin is funny af he's blunt and a quick thinker I love this
' It wasn't a joke. I am serious.' Even his serious talks are funny!🤣
And surely Kevin has a thing with Steve. Roasted every chance he got.🤣
I love how uncomfortable these hosts are when they’re put on the spot. 🤣
So hard to tell if Stephen A Smith is being laughed at or laughed with when Kevin is there
Kev roasting all of these talk show hosts is way funnier than any of his comedy specials combined.
Nope. Seen him in person in Houston on 8/5/22. It was awesome. Great show.
Kevin Hart look like a short Makai Pfifer in the clip with Conan
@corneil Madison you're the one hitting me up all salty talking about crying lmao foh
There’s no roasting Kevin. Dude always has a comeback haha
No he doesn't 😒
Man is not that funny in this video
Legend says that kevin hart is still roasting people in his sleep
Ernie’s laugh when Kevin talks about Kenny’s lips is hilarious 😆
Almanac: a handbook containing information of general interest or on a sport or past time.
Kevin you good.
@I'mYourNeighbor the almanac is probably the best representation.
As someone pointed out what an almanac is.
A dictionary is learning what words are.
An encyclopedia is learning what things are.
And an almanac is using a dictionary and encyclopedia to tell your idea or interest using correct language.
However when the other guy sad encyclopedia Kevin had some self doubt. It's hard to keep up with ignorant people
@RSL lol it still don’t sound right
a b i g a i l r u t h Abigail w/ the save 🥅
lalotz
It’s ESPN so sports is implied.
You're an almanac of beauty...
The "uncomfortably drinking water" part was so funny
He really flipped his cupcake 😆
@Amadou Maiga that's every country my man, no amount of eating scraps is going to fill their bellies
666 likes 😈
@BerzerK well yes, there are.. But Stephen eating that cupcake aint gonna fill their empty bellies.
Seth Organ lmao
I'm just looking for someone commenting "meanwhile there are kids starving in Africa"
When kevin died laughing when telling people about conans walk i died laughing with him 😂
A legend in his own mind, no seriously he's hilarious
“You’re a bully! Wit a capital B. You come here and bully people with words we don’t understand- half that stuff ain’t even in the dictionary !”😂😂😂
I could watch this video daily and still laugh.
Kevin Heart is quick witted, a natural at capping on people! That Philly upbringing helped him perfect it!😅😂🤣
“If Kenny smiles one more time, his lips will bleed” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"LOOK! LOOK! He's uncomfortably drinking water!"
😂😂 That will never not kill me
Kevin Hart always have a good time on Conan 😂
I am a big fan of Kevin.. He is the most hilarious one I have ever seen.🤣🤣
“Ya snap-finger famous”. OMG. Classic. Instant classic. Kevin would probably be good in a capping contest. (To the young people, Cap used to me “ya momma type jokes”)
5:24 he flipped the damn cupcake lmao
Fair enough to Kevin, I respect how he stood up to the people that talked down to him!!!
@rkoistheman and 6ft on his stomach
Hostbusters 5’2 on his feet, 8’5 on the money
He needs a stepping stool to step that high.
Steven A Smith is a good sport.Doesnt have sensitive skin and can take a joke.A cool guy.
😂😂Molly's laughs in response to him roasting S.A be o.d. they legit come from the heart...
That cupcake bit, sent me over the edge 😂🤣
When he said “if you smile fast enough your lips WILL bleed” I fucking hollered I laughed so hard😂
Kevin should stick with roasting people. He's got a gift.
It’s like Stephen A just snaps mentally from all of Kevin’s abuse and throws him 😂😂😂
Luminous B hahaha 😂
@Luminous B I'm still thinking about it
@Luminous B lmaooo
I don't remember even writing that comment. Was probably drunk or something, I have no idea what that meant.
@Luminous B I've been thinking about what you said for the past 2 months
I have a whole new respect for this man.
Let us agree that the vibe Kev creates is beyond what every other celebrity can do
“Well that’s not the most stupidest answer” is such a good line.
To get Chelsea Handler to laugh is a feat within itself. My hat go off the Kevin Hart for that monumentous endeavor. I.ve never seen Chelsea crack up like that. It was either that she found Kevin Hart genuinely funny or she had a crush on him to where she had the giggles.
Both
7:45
Kevin: “I’ve never seen a man than can be wrong so many times and keep a straight face”
This must have been before the 2016 election
"Look! He's uncomfortably drinking water!"
@LONE WOLF "ITS A CELEBRATION"
"I TOLD YA I WAS GONNA GET HIM SHAQ!"
Y'all post this stuff in the comments like we didn't hear what they said! 🤔🤔🤔
@MrZer000 nah he said "uncomfortably" 😭
"Tryin to show abs and it pushed another piece of fat out" I'm dead.😂🤣 I'm dead.
"Look! He's uncomfortably drinking water!"
That's my favorite line.
I laughed so hard I got the hiccups 💀💀💀
‘You better be done cause if you smile fast enough yo lips will bleed” I’m crying 😂😂
He told chuck he “ looked like a bean bag someone sat on “ 😂
Damn Kevin be out here slaying Stephen A’s life lmao
5:13 I'm over in here rollin' my ass off K Hart doing his bird dance and the look on SAS face LMFAO! 😂😂😂💀🏀🏀
When Kevin is with Shaq, Kenny, and Chuck, you know it's gonna be hilarious.
7:20 is master class level roasting.
I lost it when he flipped that damn cupcake lmaooooo
What he says at 4:52 is FACTS! As a sports fan I couldn't agree more.
"YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE YOU CHOSE 50 CENT..YOU CHOSE WRONG"
SHE WAS SECRETLY LIKE "WTF" 😩
💀
She chose 50 ? I need to google this…
She was laughing until the punchline hit her 😂
The look on her face at 4:04!!!
Max actually had the most brutal line in the entire video when Kevin talks about wanting respect and to be treated like a man: "Is that why you wore a onesie to the set today?"
He told Max, “Hey I'm Max and I know words!” lol 😆 I'm dead 💀
Oof
"He's in here naming dinosaurs" might be the funniest thing ever
I'd take Kevin roasting people over his stand-up ALLDAY