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  • TheEsoteric
    TheEsoteric 2 жыл бұрын +233

    "I don't want to go to Disney."
    Said every introvert ever, including me.

    • Kestrel Corbett
      Kestrel Corbett 2 ай бұрын +1

      ikr! finally someone who dosent wanna go to disney land😑

  • Mrs. Camillia Jones
    Mrs. Camillia Jones 2 жыл бұрын +148

    Cuteness from the VERY beginning and the second boy knows what's up! Mommy's are the boss! 💜💙💜

    • Trina Strong
      Trina Strong 2 жыл бұрын

      The company

    • Trina Strong
      Trina Strong 2 жыл бұрын +1


    • C Cappa
      C Cappa 2 жыл бұрын +3

      yeah! OMG while i was typing a choclate chip stuck to my arm lol

  • Coltyn Cooley
    Coltyn Cooley 2 жыл бұрын +217

    "Get that phone out of my face " is the best part

    • LUZ RM
      LUZ RM 3 ай бұрын

      @ELLA THE FIRST! pues gracias por la aclaración por que a simple vista no se sabe

      ELLA THE FIRST! 9 ай бұрын

      and by the way It’s a girl not a boy

      ELLA THE FIRST! 9 ай бұрын +1


    • soogoonu
      soogoonu 10 ай бұрын

      polite but assertive, I like her.

  • Mrs. Camillia Jones
    Mrs. Camillia Jones 2 жыл бұрын +63

    "You have to be serious when you're taking a picture and you're in a cowboy suit" 😂😂😂
    He said what he said! He is cutest cowboy I've ever seen and he's taking it serious Mom! He's no baby playing dress up.

  • Princessniyla153
    Princessniyla153  Жыл бұрын +5

    1:12 had me dying of laughter🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂

  • Mrs. Camillia Jones
    Mrs. Camillia Jones 2 жыл бұрын +29

    "We're wealthy!" Son I'd have to say from the list you gave your parents did pretty well for themselves.
    😂😂 it's crazy the things children pay attention to and use as their arguments points. He was like hey we aren't doing too bad around here why not ask for a little cash or toy.

    • buggyboogle9
      buggyboogle9 2 жыл бұрын

      I also that kid had a good sense of what's wealthy.

  • Passamaquoddy
    Passamaquoddy 2 жыл бұрын +12

    6:40 is the most adorable babyface I've ever seen.

  • hansaja Jayaweera
    hansaja Jayaweera 29 күн бұрын +2

    'I'm the boss'
    'I'm the mom!!!'
    So simple and accurate too. LOL!

    • Kyoot
      Kyoot  27 күн бұрын +1

      True story!

  • Lori Howell
    Lori Howell 2 жыл бұрын +7

    2:48 his facial expressions had me dying

  • Christian Marx
    Christian Marx  Жыл бұрын +4

    9:07 he have good points here

  • K G
    K G 2 жыл бұрын +15

    3:30 best representation of self love

  • Petunia the Rain-NightWing
    Petunia the Rain-NightWing 4 ай бұрын +2

    I would subscribe to this kid. If I could, I would give her the 1 million subs she deserves.

  • Dice
    Dice 2 жыл бұрын +359

    Son; I'm the boss
    Mom; why?
    Son; I'm the mom

    • mao zilla
      mao zilla  Жыл бұрын


    • Zkaryo
      Zkaryo 2 жыл бұрын

      @md imansantoso does that mean I’m the boss

    • ansar
      ansar 2 жыл бұрын

      @NaomiFurBaby ٠ظ

    • Dice
      Dice 2 жыл бұрын

      @Isioma Onyemenem lol

  • Jonathan Jonckheere
    Jonathan Jonckheere 9 ай бұрын +1

    At that age, it's an honest representation of the kind of language the parents use.

  • Gizmo freak !
    Gizmo freak ! 2 жыл бұрын +4

    Lord help me
    I am being melted.
    theese babies are so darn cute.

  • Mika Dre1
    Mika Dre1 2 жыл бұрын +13

    ”You have to be serious when you're taking a picture and you're in a cowboy suit"
    he is not wrong

  • Stefania
    Stefania  Жыл бұрын +3

    Kids are so confident it's amazing

  • Friendly Atheist
    Friendly Atheist   Жыл бұрын +2

    When I don't feel good i just watch cat dogs and babies videos. It brings smile and calms down the mood and stress

  • OrganicGreenPeace
    OrganicGreenPeace 2 жыл бұрын +1

    For the little boy who said you have to look serious for a costume like this - I hope his mom let him take some photos like he wanted, not just smiling. Nothing wrong with the situation, but I remember I had a “weird” (or, original) way of looking at things as a kid and they were always shot down. I think he’s got some awesome creative vision and we should nurture that in everyone!

  • Mandi Johnson
    Mandi Johnson  Жыл бұрын +3

    My love for bacon often brings me to tears as well 🤣

  • Best Funny Life
    Best Funny Life 2 жыл бұрын +1

    Keep the good work Kyoto😂 your videos are really funny

  • ☆ A v y c e ☆
    ☆ A v y c e ☆ 2 жыл бұрын +4

    I love your channel as always and these type of videos cheer me up 👏👏💕

  • Harshiljeet Singh Bhatti
    Harshiljeet Singh Bhatti 2 жыл бұрын +23

    8:56 this kid could be a great salesman

  • Eyela
    Eyela 2 жыл бұрын +2

    I came here after a few years, and it’s just as good as I remember it
    Keep up the good work

  • Pikachu
    Pikachu 2 жыл бұрын +11


  • Hermeownie
    Hermeownie  Жыл бұрын +4

    Let me have some of Emma's world-class Oatmeal Spit Cookies, please!! They sound so good!! >v

  • Sam Cha
    Sam Cha 2 жыл бұрын +22

    I have never heard a child say “I don’t want to go to Disney...” until now.

    • Sean Glennon
      Sean Glennon 2 жыл бұрын +2

      He's probably going to do great things

  • Angelo Lucarelli
    Angelo Lucarelli  Жыл бұрын +2

    You can stay at home killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • Chris Nangle
    Chris Nangle 9 ай бұрын +1

    "ill take you...to jail" i love it

  • Laura O'Neill
    Laura O'Neill 2 жыл бұрын +3

    Daughter: * blows bubbles with her mouth*
    Mom: Don't touch the bubbles with your mouth
    Daughter: COME ON!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • ExtraNerdinary Troper
    ExtraNerdinary Troper  Жыл бұрын +1

    “Your mama’s too short!”
    The kid is good!

  • BunTun
    BunTun 2 жыл бұрын +46

    "its a hard life.."
    same gurl, same 😔✌🏻

  • Swavna
    Swavna 2 жыл бұрын +7

    The girl saying I wanna clean, I don't want money, it calls for love with money out of the equation. ❤️

  • psychonaut
    psychonaut 2 жыл бұрын +22

    5:26 I love her so much.

  • Ben Reder
    Ben Reder 2 жыл бұрын +3

    If someone asked me why I liked Tyranosaurus Rex’s as a child, I would just say “ Because they eat people “ lol.

  • Adam Stradling
    Adam Stradling 4 ай бұрын

    We need to get "hansertizer."
    I feel like I would've done that too when I was younger.
    That reminds me of what my little sister said to me once on the way home from school. It was so cute!!!!
    My dad asked her how school was, and she said: it was good 👍 but before we went to lunch my teacher made us wash our hands with "hanitizer" my dad laughed and laughed and my sister was confused and even now she uses the word "hanitizer" occasionally.🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😘🤣🤣 she's so cute!!! 😍

  • Zoey the Moth
    Zoey the Moth 2 жыл бұрын +9

    0:23 that kid is not wrong lol

  • Bobby Rare
    Bobby Rare  Жыл бұрын +3

    "i don't want a job! I want to clean!"
    "sweetie that's also work."
    *visual confusion*

  • Ludmila Weistreichoouuuiujjijjnu
    Ludmila Weistreichoouuuiujjijjnu 2 жыл бұрын +5

    The cowboy dude is hilarious

  • Eden- Caledonia John 3:16
    Eden- Caledonia John 3:16 8 ай бұрын +2

    When my daughter was 3, we were advised that there was a threadworm infection that was passed round nursery due the sandbox 🤢. I got the treatment and explained to my daughter what it was for. She suddenly bursts into tears
    ‘I don’t want you to kill the baby worms, they are my friends! It’s not nice to kill babies’
    I had to explain that there were likely only grown up worms as the babies were the eggs. She finally relented - I guess it was nice to kill grown ups😂

  • TheWeirdestSalad
    TheWeirdestSalad 2 жыл бұрын +3

    I’ve been watching KYOOT since 2017 and I loved it. I’m trying to watch the whole video anyways

    • TheWeirdestSalad
      TheWeirdestSalad 2 жыл бұрын +1

      Kyoot no problem!

    • Kyoot
      Kyoot  2 жыл бұрын +1

      You've been with us for so long! Thank you for still watching! 🦄

  • Sofiya nazir
    Sofiya nazir 2 жыл бұрын +2

    I just love the fact that how kids hate the Vedio recording n all, they just wanna be in a moment....very rare to see in adults nowadays

  • Ava Goines
    Ava Goines 2 жыл бұрын +2

    4:25 we all have those super emotional nights over the stupidest things ever😂

  • Lili Campbell
    Lili Campbell  Жыл бұрын

    1:15 had me dying

  • Leslie Bryan Curvis
    Leslie Bryan Curvis 2 жыл бұрын +1

    I remember when I was 3 my mum and my dad and me went camping and my nana came for a couple of hours to the campsite too to make sure we were all set up and she took me to the playground and we were playing rapunzel and I said ‘it’s ok I can get out the tower because there is a slide!” 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹

  • Jane Jarve
    Jane Jarve 2 жыл бұрын +1

    Oh bless. They sure would cheer a weary heart.

  • DM Lilian
    DM Lilian  Жыл бұрын

    ,,Your mama is too short", I break down 😂😂🤣🤣

  • insomniangel
    insomniangel 2 жыл бұрын +1


  • Melissa Send
    Melissa Send 2 жыл бұрын +1

    I could really relate to some of these kids

  • Walkable Cities
    Walkable Cities 15 күн бұрын +1

    Some funny things my 3½ y/o step cousin has said:
    After playing twinkle twinkle little star on the ukelele, she pointed at the camera and said 'now you clap'
    When we were in the car and we arrived, she commanded us to 'get out now!'
    When she was eating some food, she took one bite and shouted "YUCK!" at everyone
    She has a baby brother coming in April, and when asked about it, she said 'I don't really like babies, I prefer cats'

    • Kyoot
      Kyoot  13 күн бұрын

      Aww she sounds so funny! 🤣🥰

  • Felicity Holmes
    Felicity Holmes  Жыл бұрын

    Threatening kids with getting shots. Well done mom.

  • Ziesha
    Ziesha 2 жыл бұрын +37

    5:26 "You hear that smell?".... Joke from the future 😎

  • Trina Strong
    Trina Strong 2 жыл бұрын +3

    "You are" was the best part

  • Jessica
    Jessica 2 жыл бұрын +8

    🤣 'Yo momma is too short!' 😂

  • Dark Carousel
    Dark Carousel 2 жыл бұрын +2

    I hate this casual misogyny of telling little girls they can't have boyfriends. No one ever does that to little boys. Tells them they can't have girlfriends I mean, but I assume they don't tell boys they can have boyfriends when they grow up. LOL

  • whoRwe02
    whoRwe02 2 жыл бұрын

    These are the future celebrities of tomorrow. Audiences will enjoy, make references as good business and make money that will make jokes professionally without going to school.

  • suffiaaa a
    suffiaaa a 2 жыл бұрын +78

    do you *HEAR* that *SMELL* ?
    it *LOOKS* like soap

    • Tammy Gillikin
      Tammy Gillikin 10 ай бұрын

      That's how that works now ... I guess?

    • buggyboogle9
      buggyboogle9 2 жыл бұрын +3

      Using all her senses

    • Karim Alrawas
      Karim Alrawas 2 жыл бұрын +2

      and she act like its a bad smell although its soap

  • larsworld h
    larsworld h 4 ай бұрын +1

    screaming no to Jesus is really foretelling, those parents deserve what's coming to them.

  • Sibongile Ndawo Engel
    Sibongile Ndawo Engel 2 жыл бұрын +18

    Shes ready for 2020!

    oOIII.M.IIIOo 2 жыл бұрын +15

    That girl discussing the payment is on the right track. Don't get fooled, start payment discussions at an early age. Female power. 😀🙋

  • ImNotImportant
    ImNotImportant 2 жыл бұрын +2

    Honestly that dad/grandpa who wanted the girl to be a nun and for her to “give her heart to jesus” is just...no. You can’t be saying that to a toddler.

  • The Primitive ~ Sarabeth, YOU ARE AMAZING!

    3:02 that lady is literally ROFL lol

  • Ava Goines
    Ava Goines 2 жыл бұрын +2

    3:05 Me when I want to feel something in life

  • Joanne Johnston
    Joanne Johnston 5 ай бұрын

    Love those babies

  • atasi bera
    atasi bera 2 жыл бұрын +5

    Even toddler got to know that mom are boss

  • destiny23
    destiny23 10 ай бұрын

    haha 😂 funniest kids

  • StephanieSky
    StephanieSky  Жыл бұрын

    "Why are you yelling?"
    "I DON'T KNOOOOOW!!!!"

  • •[🌺Pink-shibe🌺]•
    •[🌺Pink-shibe🌺]• 2 жыл бұрын +1

    I love these funny kids

  • gaamatsu4dewin
    gaamatsu4dewin 3 ай бұрын +1

    That kid running around in his mother's bra in the beginning. omg lmao

    • Kyoot
      Kyoot  3 ай бұрын


  • Oceandarby15278
    Oceandarby15278 3 ай бұрын

    (Little Girl casually bakes a normal cake)
    Little Girl: Get that phone, Out of my face

  • Connor CRAZY!!!
    Connor CRAZY!!!  Жыл бұрын

    The cow boy kid was really funny!

  • Ben Reder
    Ben Reder 2 жыл бұрын +3

    3:29 it is like she just saw the movie 101 Dalmatians and tried to replicate the scene where Glenn Close was looking at herself in a mirror wearing a Siberian Tiger coat, but with her own glare lol.

  • Brian L
    Brian L 2 жыл бұрын +14

    0:42 'Get dat phone outta my face'

  • Connor CRAZY!!!
    Connor CRAZY!!!  Жыл бұрын

    I Love the yo-mama's to short part XD

  • L1lyBUG
    L1lyBUG 9 ай бұрын

    This is so funny-

  • Patrice Boulanger
    Patrice Boulanger  Жыл бұрын

    WOW, 2 boyfriends !!!! 😆 Hilarious !!!

  • Mahiba Mansoor
    Mahiba Mansoor 2 жыл бұрын +3

    hey sweetie can you gimme some of that sass? It seems useful xD
    This one always makes me crack up.

  • ᴍᴀᴅᴅɪᴇ
    ᴍᴀᴅᴅɪᴇ 9 ай бұрын

    The nibbles are showing made laugh so much

  • taurus kala
    taurus kala 2 жыл бұрын +5

    1:56 I'd love to go back to Disney World 1 day

  • Cosmin Xxx
    Cosmin Xxx 2 жыл бұрын +1

    funny how almost all this sentences will come back 20 years later at some college party after 3 galons of beer...

  • Maii.P
    Maii.P 2 жыл бұрын +6

    XD this channel makes my day keep it up >XD :D

  • Sadie3095
    Sadie3095 2 жыл бұрын

    A real lover of Bacon 🥓 😂

  • liz bollinger
    liz bollinger 2 жыл бұрын +12

    how i feel inside when i have to do school

  • Emanuele G.
    Emanuele G.  Жыл бұрын +1

    Yo' momma's too short killed me.

  • Jahmya Moody
    Jahmya Moody 2 жыл бұрын

    1:17 😂😂😂

  • Li Amanda
    Li Amanda 7 ай бұрын

    so cute

  • Modestas Bertasius
    Modestas Bertasius 2 жыл бұрын +3

    1:18 YOU MAMA'S TOO SHORT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • ryan and kyle's fnaf pushies
    ryan and kyle's fnaf pushies 2 жыл бұрын


  • Lauria Endy
    Lauria Endy  Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 don't take a picture of me, I'm trying to focus 😂😂😂😂😂😅👍 just amazing, he's really trying to focus 😂!

  • Mitesh
    Mitesh 2 жыл бұрын

    How will I understand my future kids without the subtitles?

  • Sean Glennon
    Sean Glennon 2 жыл бұрын

    Some of these kids are really annoyed with phones being in their faces and i dont blame them

  • mahmoud galal
    mahmoud galal 2 жыл бұрын

    i loved the video so much thanks

  • Sal Maveli
    Sal Maveli 11 ай бұрын

    Kids are so cute

  • Tyxaminx
    Tyxaminx 2 жыл бұрын

    Who else has watching kids say the darnest things from the first one?

  • Luke Gray
    Luke Gray 8 ай бұрын

    0:21 I mean the kid's not wrong.

  • Emma Kontzer
    Emma Kontzer 2 жыл бұрын +1

    Because I want wine😂😂

  • Ninja 1000
    Ninja 1000 2 жыл бұрын

    I want to have more kids because of your wonderful video.ty.

  • Aditya Lakhani
    Aditya Lakhani 2 жыл бұрын

    Get that phone out of my face 😂

  • The Murphy Family
    The Murphy Family 2 жыл бұрын

    so lovely....so sweet....

  • halflanding 1
    halflanding 1 2 жыл бұрын +3

    2:40 girl told to clean up the crayons was the best